- Bacon is fucking awesome, let it be known.
- Eating bacon is like giving your heart a hug.
- Bacon is the ultimate form of recycling.
- -A pig is mandatory for participation in this recycling program.
- -Please deposit garbage and other less delicious foods in pig.
- Bacon is superior to Beef in every way.
- Bacon can be wornas an alternative to cotton undergarments. Thus, upholding rule 34 of the Basic_rules.