I've been sick all week and Katie only just got cleared to ride a bike again after the collarboner, so we'll run a checkpoint together. Pretty sure trolling racers while drinking whiskey in a park for 3 hours is just what the doctor ordered.
wang
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:21 pm
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Quote:
that art
oh wow. I can't remember the last time I approved of something so hard. SO HARD.
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:50 pm
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joeball wrote:
First post updated with artwork by the angriest hippy.
Looking for up to 5 volunteers for check points. Post here in this thread. I'll inform you of your location on race day. You will be encouraged to take liberties with the racers. Be prepared to head out from the Skylark by 5:15.
Happy to help. Will have flask, blinkenlichten, and A Game at the skylark tomorrow afternoon.
Bo Ttorff
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:08 am
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Damn Andre, what a spokecard! Someone save me one plz.
Yo Ben, can't make it. #Merryxmashappynewyearblahblahblah
if you're interested, wang and bock and kara and I will be leaving westlake at 4 for a group ride to the skylark
I'll try and meet you guys there by 4. Don't wait for me if I'm not.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:38 pm
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In for group ride if I make it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:42 pm
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I will have a vehicle at the skylark to hold gifts during the race. Hand off to me there. Will be there at about 5
Make sure if you put a gift in the exchange that I get your name on my list, otherwise you may get missed
Drain
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:13 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
tehschkott wrote:
that art is fucking great btw
thanks, I'll see you in hell.
A small price to pay for a card that awesome.
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:31 am
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This is tictoc's wife. Anyone who saw or knows what happened to him tonight regarding him being hit by a car downtown, please post details or send me a text 206-498-0608. He has no memory of the evening or incident right now. He should be ok, likely a concussion at the least, his helmet is cracked, big bump on his head. Anyway, thanks.
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tictoc
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:08 am
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I'm alive! Beat and sore but nothing broken. Whioooo! Thx Justin, Dave and Monica!!
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wang
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:02 am
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tictoc wrote:
I'm alive! Beat and sore but nothing broken. Whioooo! Thx Dave and Monica!!
Holy cral. Here's to a speedy recovery, man.
dashap
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:03 am
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tictoc wrote:
I'm alive! Beat and sore but nothing broken. Whioooo! Thx Dave and Monica!!
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Edit: Mystery solved. Chelan Cafe had it and didn't realize it at first.
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:01 pm
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Anyone have my keys? Couple of fobs and keys on a ring with a purple cloth tab and retention hook.
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Tictoc, I am glad things aren't worse. Jeez. Let us know if you need anything.
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tehschkott
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:48 pm
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Just so I'm clear, so far you've been
Drunkenly rolled (a point83 first!)
Suffered a catastrophic bike jousting injury
Hit by a car
You need a less dangerous hobby my friend. Glad to hear you're among the living.
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Bast
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:09 pm
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Glad to hear there is life even if there was a shitty accident, speedy recovery juju's from my direction.
Also, did anyone make it out of there with a red plaid hoodie? Apparently I removed it from my bag at some point and don't remember.
Thanks for the disastrous time! On a scale of shitty things happening... all the good stuff was balanced out by y'all.
Keep rocking, oh yeah... and don't forget naked is always best.
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laurenV
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:38 pm
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next to acquiring my cat, point83 was the best thing that happened to me in 2014.
love you guys
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Dan
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:55 pm
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My new Christmapocalypse haiku:
Went down on the trail
Broken bars and bruised knee
Who gave my mom ‘shrooms?
ride bikes
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 7:59 pm
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Dan wrote:
Who gave my mom ‘shrooms?
That'd be Joby... along with nitrous, nicotine, caffeine, alcohol and weed.
In hindsight, I should've stolen that for today. Didn't accomplish anything anyway.
What a Chrisdaster,
ran the first checkpoint - thanks Tom
for sharing that joint
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:54 pm
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Tic Toc, glad you are still ticking.
Thank you all for the great turnout and the strong A game that you all brought. Thanks to Joby and the other pizza fairies that bought sustenance to the Chelan.
Thanks to the check pointers and all of the poets who added to the firetimes LOLs.
The super-soaker mist died out pretty much as out shenanigans were beginning. I hope some of you enjoyed some pitch black trail riding, even though Delridge had a pretty worn rut along it.
Your 2014 Clappy winners were as follows:
Best Newb, Female: Lauren V
Best Newb, Male: Ajat
Most likely to need their own professional services: Nurse Justin
Special Achievement in Defiance of the T.O.S.: Fat Rob, eater of whole cookies
Best unprovoked nude Cameo: Bast
Your 2014 Chrisdaster Race Winners:
First place with 1-5 cards: Greg Barnes
Best Stud Hand: Nurse Justin, with a straight
Best Draw Hand: Gary, with a straight flush
Lost and Found:
I picked up an XL LS Black .83 Jersey and a L/XL black with red stripe Walz cycling cap as we cleared out of the Chelan. Let me know if either belongs to you.
blasdelf
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:12 am
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the Seattle Randonneurs were doing back-to-back longest-night / shortest-day 200k rides on the eastside
instead I did back-to-back urban greenspace enduro alleycats with y'all
I was having all this trouble with oncoming headlight glare racing today, and assumed it was me being stoned
I only just realized that my glasses were coated with mud bound in Papa John's Garlic Sauce
drdiatom
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:58 am
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weeeee that was a ton of fun! Just wanted to say thanks to
- the race organizers
- the pizza fairies
- the checkpoint people
- Torrey for letting me follow him in woods on the LF trail
- all the new riders of 2014
- all the old riders
- my 16 gecko friends!!!
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get rad on the trail
oh, you took the road instead?
what a disaster
the things I have seen
all those campfire reindeer games
can not unsee them
cookies were eaten
creedence karaoke time
thanks for the pizza
out of control cars
very thankful for my friends
tictoc please be well
left it at the bar
but magically my bib
was found and returned
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MurpleMan
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:05 am
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Thanks Andre, Ben, Derrick, pizza Joby, maker of the spoke cards, checkpoint volunteers, fellow riders. Couldn't pick a better group to get drunk and lost in the woods with. What a great night.
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Drain
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:22 am
Joined: 22 Feb 2010Posts: 902Location: Seattle
I could only make it to the Chelan, but here are my few pictures.
A special shot out to Joby - Patcher of Weird Flats, Orderer of Pizza and Hero to the People.
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