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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:57 pm
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
My personal goal is to drink a 16oz beer every 7 miles.
axel
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:16 pm
Joined: 15 Feb 2013Posts: 1654Location: St Johns PDX
Bo Ttorff wrote:
My personal goal is to drink a 16oz beer every 7 miles.
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Marley
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:40 am
Joined: 08 Sep 2014Posts: 428
Wrench night at The Bikery on Wednesday, May 11th, starting at 7. Feel free to bring some beer to drink, some snacks, and whatever work you need to do on your bike.
We've got 4 stands and basically all the tools you need. We've also got lots of parts if you need to buy something.
$5 suggested donation (we're a non-profit), but feel free to come by and hang out too
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wang
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:01 am
Joined: 25 Jan 2012Posts: 884
down 2 help wrench
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 10:30 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
I'm going to be riding my Big Dummy. It's a a bit slower than I'd prefer but hopefully you all aren't racing up there.
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 10:49 am
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
come on people. We're not going to get to 11 pages at this rate.
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garywashere
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 7:58 pm
Joined: 04 Oct 2013Posts: 226Location: Shelbyville
caustic meatloaf wrote:
come on people. We're not going to get to 11 pages at this rate.
Not with that attitude
ride bikes
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:40 pm
Joined: 12 Oct 2012Posts: 1493Location: Pundercover
Posting in the BCXI thread while on the Tues. ride?!
The bar has been raised, folks
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TorreyK
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:46 pm
Joined: 02 Sep 2009Posts: 1116Location: White Center/Burien
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:58 pm
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
I am not permitted to drink whiskey. Should you see the Jerf reaching for, holding, or drinking whiskey of any sort, please intervene.
Jerf will not drink whiskey on a bike. He will not drink it at a river dike. Not with a fox or a raccoon, in a box or under the moon. Jerf will not drink it here or there, Jerf will not drink it anywhere.
I will be reciting this to the mirror in the morning before I leave.
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:26 pm
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
"if you guys keep drinking whiskey and smoking weed we're never gonna make it"
-Ben last time we rode to middle fork
langston
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 8:30 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
I am not permitted to drink whiskey. Should you see the Jerf reaching for, holding, or drinking whiskey of any sort, please intervene.
Jerf will not drink whiskey on a bike. He will not drink it at a river dike. Not with a fox or a raccoon, in a box or under the moon. Jerf will not drink it here or there, Jerf will not drink it anywhere.
I will be reciting this to the mirror in the morning before I leave.
nothing but mushrooms and space cookies for Jerf, check.
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 8:30 am
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
I am not permitted to drink whiskey. Should you see the Jerf reaching for, holding, or drinking whiskey of any sort, please intervene.
Jerf will not drink whiskey on a bike. He will not drink it at a river dike. Not with a fox or a raccoon, in a box or under the moon. Jerf will not drink it here or there, Jerf will not drink it anywhere.
I will be reciting this to the mirror in the morning before I leave.
OK, not whiskey, but what about whisky?
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 10:04 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
Bo Ttorff wrote:
"if you guys keep drinking whiskey and smoking weed we're never gonna make it"
-Ben last time we rode to middle fork
That's pretty funny. They showed him!
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 10:07 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
langston wrote:
nothing but mushrooms and space cookies for Jerf, check.
Christ, no. I haven't done mushrooms since 1999 and I think it's best to stay that way.
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 10:29 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Bo Ttorff wrote:
"if you guys keep drinking whiskey and smoking weed we're never gonna make it"
-Ben last time we rode to middle fork
That's pretty funny. They showed him!
He even said it in an irritated Ben kinda way
jeff
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 10:31 am
SOC pussyJoined: 05 May 2006Posts: 4501
Bo Ttorff wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Bo Ttorff wrote:
"if you guys keep drinking whiskey and smoking weed we're never gonna make it"
-Ben last time we rode to middle fork
That's pretty funny. They showed him!
He even said it in an irritated Ben kinda way
Getting hella wasted is a shortcut to type 2 fun.
Bo Ttorff
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 10:34 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
jeff wrote:
Bo Ttorff wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Bo Ttorff wrote:
"if you guys keep drinking whiskey and smoking weed we're never gonna make it"
-Ben last time we rode to middle fork
That's pretty funny. They showed him!
He even said it in an irritated Ben kinda way
Getting hella wasted is a shortcut to type 2 fun.
Certainly depends on the individual of course...
I know the folks on the divorce bike that year would tend to agree
Dan
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 2:46 pm
Shut UpJoined: 03 Aug 2014Posts: 566Location: Beacon Hill
joeball wrote:
Dan wrote:
Nurse Justin wrote:
You mean "dirty d's" it's properly divey. And full of that special localism only Oregonians can pull off. I'd give it 3stars on the stab spectrum.
Looking forward to your review.
$4.50 microbrew drafts, free pool and in a building that shakes every time a logging truck rolls by... yep, it's that special Oregon type of dive. Bike parking was limited, but my bike was still there when I left. Extra points for the being a former whorehouse "built from the wreckage of the Desdemona."
GTFOOTT
caustic meatloaf wrote:
come on people. We're not going to get to 11 pages at this rate.
<sigh> I tried to do my part.
rob
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 10:32 pm
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
Did you all know that this is only 9 sleeps away?
Speaking of sleeping (or not), now's a good time to start taking stock of what you have and what you might need.
joeball
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 8:51 am
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
Ben Country is finally on the long range weather forecast! Looking good so far! A post ride dip in the river sounds great!
Bo Ttorff
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 9:14 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
Pool noodle
Gracie
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 9:39 am
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
I was thinking of riding, but I really don't want to wear myself out since I have a ten hour shift the following Monday. I could be a relief driver since my truck is fixed, and i have plenty of room in the front and back for extra gear/kegs if needed. I haven't had time to read the whole thread, but if there is car/truck access, I could lend a helping hand.
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 11:39 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
Gracie wrote:
truck is fixed
caustic meatloaf
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 11:42 am
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
Gracie wrote:
I was thinking of riding, but I really don't want to wear myself out since I have a ten hour shift the following Monday. I could be a relief driver since my truck is fixed, and i have plenty of room in the front and back for extra gear/kegs if needed. I haven't had time to read the whole thread, but if there is car/truck access, I could lend a helping hand.
I pre-claim a ride back into town via your truck.
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 11:53 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
rob wrote:
Did you all know that this is only 9 sleeps away?
Speaking of sleeping (or not), now's a good time to start taking stock of what you have and what you might need.
On my list:
- Bike
- Headlamp
- Melee Weapon
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Gracie
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:01 pm
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
caustic meatloaf wrote:
Gracie wrote:
I was thinking of riding, but I really don't want to wear myself out since I have a ten hour shift the following Monday. I could be a relief driver since my truck is fixed, and i have plenty of room in the front and back for extra gear/kegs if needed. I haven't had time to read the whole thread, but if there is car/truck access, I could lend a helping hand.
I pre-claim a ride back into town via your truck.
Whatever happened to your lady? No girlfriend taxi to save your ass?
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rob
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:02 pm
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
On my list:
- Bike
- Headlamp
- Pool Noodle
That's a solid list. Good prep work, Jerf.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:03 pm
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
Gracie wrote:
caustic meatloaf wrote:
Gracie wrote:
I was thinking of riding, but I really don't want to wear myself out since I have a ten hour shift the following Monday. I could be a relief driver since my truck is fixed, and i have plenty of room in the front and back for extra gear/kegs if needed. I haven't had time to read the whole thread, but if there is car/truck access, I could lend a helping hand.
I pre-claim a ride back into town via your truck.
Whatever happened to your lady? No girlfriend taxi to save your ass?
No. Make him ride home. He's currently complaining about having chocolate frosting on his elbow.
Joe deserves to ride his bike home.
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:10 pm
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
Gracie wrote:
caustic meatloaf wrote:
Gracie wrote:
I was thinking of riding, but I really don't want to wear myself out since I have a ten hour shift the following Monday. I could be a relief driver since my truck is fixed, and i have plenty of room in the front and back for extra gear/kegs if needed. I haven't had time to read the whole thread, but if there is car/truck access, I could lend a helping hand.
I pre-claim a ride back into town via your truck.
Whatever happened to your lady? No girlfriend taxi to save your ass?
She's got a bum foot so can't ride much currently. And I think the negotiating for her to provide travel back from the campsite will come at too great a cost to me.
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:10 pm
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Gracie wrote:
caustic meatloaf wrote:
Gracie wrote:
I was thinking of riding, but I really don't want to wear myself out since I have a ten hour shift the following Monday. I could be a relief driver since my truck is fixed, and i have plenty of room in the front and back for extra gear/kegs if needed. I haven't had time to read the whole thread, but if there is car/truck access, I could lend a helping hand.
I pre-claim a ride back into town via your truck.
Whatever happened to your lady? No girlfriend taxi to save your ass?
No. Make him ride home. He's currently complaining about having chocolate frosting on his elbow.
Joe deserves to ride his bike home.
IT IS A CRUEL TORTURE TO HAVE FROSTING ON YOUR ELBOW.
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 11:00 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
H bars installed. I'm ready to feel the Ben. 6 more sleeps
Dravis Bixel
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 3:21 am
Joined: 14 Mar 2011Posts: 982Location: Wherever you go, there you are
Bo Ttorff wrote:
H bars installed. I'm ready to feel the Ben. 6 more sleeps
I am liking that setup. Especially the growler cage used for a sleeping bag. Good thinking.
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Dravis Bixel
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 3:48 am
Joined: 14 Mar 2011Posts: 982Location: Wherever you go, there you are
Nurse Justin wrote:
the dreaded ben wrote:
Save the date. I'll update this post with the deets later today.
~management
I'm still anxiously awaiting details to a ride that not only do I have no intention of attending, I most likely will be completely unable to attend.
PS: I will inform you of this later Ben
I also cannot attend this ride. But for anyone who is in Uzbekistan we can do our own thing.
I miss you guys. Have a blast.
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:38 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
Well the weather sure is turning.
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Gracie
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:39 am
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Well the weather sure is turning.
Mmmmmmm.....rain
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:43 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Well the weather sure is turning.
It's getting better by the day
Gracie
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:53 am
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
Bo Ttorff wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Well the weather sure is turning.
It's getting better by the day
Check out this weekends forecast. Let's hope for sunshine.
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:58 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
Definitely abandoning my hammock idea and going single person tent.
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