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Per TOS Rules, I am hereby declaring the Slip N Slide Ride, and also the DBD, to be "Colors Rides". All riders with .83 regalia are required, with the threat of being chuffled at, to wear their colors.
And you may be thinking "why would I wear wool on a 94 degree day!?". to which I will glady respond that it's probably one of the BEST fabrics to wear to keep cool, as it retains water pretty OK and that provides excellent cooling.
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justgarth
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:35 pm
Joined: 04 Apr 2011Posts: 802
More importantly: there has been a discount for .83 at the sign ups for DBDH in the past. Wearing your crap might get you a discount. At the very least, it might get some put-out khaki bros complaining about why YOU get a discount and they don't.
the slip and slide is my anniversary ride! This marks 5 years with the club, traditionally this is the year where one receives a wooden gift. I will also accept one "Joe shutting up" and/or "you're not my real dad!"
And yes, before we get too far down that rabbit hole, I do in fact realize I just opened the door for jokes about the club "giving me wood", but you're all better than that
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donavanm
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:16 am
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I think this is also the anniversary everyone celebrates by arguing with Joe that this isnt the goddamn military, nor a real gang, and they wouldnt want to participate if it was like that. Then there's some back and forth about its only once per year why dont you love freedom blah blah blah. Before finally reaching a fuck it middle ground. Wear your point 83 jersey/tshirt/onsie if you want to because youd do you boo. Also +2 to discount. And getting to explain to khaki bros that there's more than 1 bike club in seattle. Also opportunities for drunken twinsies pics.
Marley
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:57 am
Joined: 08 Sep 2014Posts: 428
I'll be out of town this weekend, but if anybody wants to borrow my jersey or pink tank top, you can pick up in Ravenna or downtown before then.
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wang
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:11 am
Joined: 25 Jan 2012Posts: 884
Quote:
POINT 86'D
J_Dada
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:22 am
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walker
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:39 am
Joined: 05 Aug 2015Posts: 1855Location: beastcake
I think one of the first .83 threads I ever read was lt Dan getting gang banged for suggesting exactly this.
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justgarth
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:29 am
Joined: 04 Apr 2011Posts: 802
walker wrote:
I think one of the first .83 threads I ever read was lt Dan getting consensual group sexed for suggesting exactly this.
I hope you're not implying any inconsistency within this club. That would be hurtful.
walker
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:53 am
Joined: 05 Aug 2015Posts: 1855Location: beastcake
justgarth wrote:
walker wrote:
I think one of the first .83 threads I ever read was lt Dan getting consensual group sexed for suggesting exactly this.
I hope you're not implying any inconsistency within this club. That would be hurtful.
oh no, not at all, i was following up on donavan's comment. i'm here for the gang bang.
edit o wow multi-response word filter, I didn't even know
gang bang
gang bang
gang bang
edit edit or not. i'm confused
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:10 pm
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
It's interesting.
Point83 has certainly lost some shine in the community. I met a person at peddler last week and they noticed my point83 t shirt. This person basically assumed point83 was this misogynistic rapey boys club and for that reason chose to never go on a Thursday ride. I was curious so I asked where they heard this and mentioned a member of the club. I felt a little bummed that members of the club are out there not encouraging other cyclists to come out and have fun but even going far enough to basically scare people into not coming on rides. While I certainly acknowledge that .83 is NOT for everyone I think that this club was created for inclusion for all types of people and I feel that what this person assumed of the group without ever coming on a ride based on the opinion of a current active member was weak. Word travels fast in bike community so if you wanna trash the group start another group that's better I guess.
TL;DR haters are amongst us.
I'll wear a club shirt but I'm not wearing a fucking wool jersey this Saturday.
Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:19 pm
Joined: 01 Mar 2010Posts: 2098Location: Greenwood
caustic meatloaf wrote:
to which I will glady respond that it's probably one of the BEST fabrics to wear to keep cool, as it retains water pretty OK and that provides excellent cooling.
I'm going to cut you some slack since I was parroting this lie as recently as last year.
I love me a good merino wool tee since I exclusively wear them for 3/4 seasons but I finally saw the light this year and realized wool is fucking terrible for summer, even the ultra thin t-shirts are unbearable during hotter days.
It took me a few summers to realize that the thin cotton/poly western shirts with snap buttons are by far my favorite tops for hot weather riding.
wang
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:27 pm
Joined: 25 Jan 2012Posts: 884
Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
poly western shirts with snap buttons are by far my favorite tops for hot weather riding.
Gracie
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:42 pm
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
Bo Ttorff wrote:
It's interesting.
Point83 has certainly lost some shine in the community. I met a person at peddler last week and they noticed my point83 t shirt. This person basically assumed point83 was this misogynistic rapey boys club and for that reason chose to never go on a Thursday ride. I was curious so I asked where they heard this and mentioned a member of the club. I felt a little bummed that members of the club are out there not encouraging other cyclists to come out and have fun but even going far enough to basically scare people into not coming on rides. While I certainly acknowledge that .83 is NOT for everyone I think that this club was created for inclusion for all types of people and I feel that what this person assumed of the group without ever coming on a ride based on the opinion of a current active member was weak. Word travels fast in bike community so if you wanna trash the group start another group that's better I guess.
TL;DR haters are amongst us.
I'll wear a club shirt but I'm not wearing a fucking wool jersey this Saturday.
Not naming names, because that's never my style, but there were several private groups on FB where people would constantly complain about .83, yet they would still actively ride with the crew. Im glad im not into that toxic social media, justice warrior bullshit, but if individuals want to constantly bitch about a club that they're not happy with, then perhaps they should GTFO. If im not happy with something in the group, i tend to taper my attendance, reevaluate the situation, and not blast it all over the internet.
As far as people calling it rapey, thats a huge word that I dont take kindly to people throwing around unless there's been actual accounts of rape happening. I've heard of guys getting handsy the past year and a half (its happened to me numerous times), but people need to call those bastards out on that shit. I dont care how many drinks you've had, keep youre hands to yourself unless consent is given.
Anyways, I dont judge an entire group of people by the shitty encounter i've had with one person.
Oh, and fuck yeah, SLIP AND SLIDE!!!
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Moira
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:50 pm
MoistraJoined: 28 Nov 2014Posts: 712
Bo Ttorff wrote:
It's interesting.
Point83 has certainly lost some shine in the community. I met a person at peddler last week and they noticed my point83 t shirt. This person basically assumed point83 was this misogynistic rapey boys club and for that reason chose to never go on a Thursday ride. I was curious so I asked where they heard this and mentioned a member of the club. I felt a little bummed that members of the club are out there not encouraging other cyclists to come out and have fun but even going far enough to basically scare people into not coming on rides. While I certainly acknowledge that .83 is NOT for everyone I think that this club was created for inclusion for all types of people and I feel that what this person assumed of the group without ever coming on a ride based on the opinion of a current active member was weak. Word travels fast in bike community so if you wanna trash the group start another group that's better I guess.
TL;DR haters are amongst us.
I'll wear a club shirt but I'm not wearing a fucking wool jersey this Saturday.
Hey Jake, don't you know that we're a misogynist club that goes and puts DICK PICS in PARKS where CHILLLLLLLDREENNNN and FAMILIES can find them?
I think I know who you met and the ride they was talking about.
On that note, to rehash some last-year-drama: Let's all remember that Moira called that ride to get rid of 'naked-boys-with-white-tennis-shoes-on' playing cards that were left over from her bachelorette thing, and that the park in question is a patch of dirt and trees on the side of the Duwamish where people go to shoot up and Boeing employees go a-cruisin'
Point83: helping keep your swampy cruising spot flush with dick pics since forever. We're a community oriented club! Upstanding citizens!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:51 pm
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Club colors you say?
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:58 pm
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
Gracie wrote:
Bo Ttorff wrote:
It's interesting.
Point83 has certainly lost some shine in the community. I met a person at peddler last week and they noticed my point83 t shirt. This person basically assumed point83 was this misogynistic rapey boys club and for that reason chose to never go on a Thursday ride. I was curious so I asked where they heard this and mentioned a member of the club. I felt a little bummed that members of the club are out there not encouraging other cyclists to come out and have fun but even going far enough to basically scare people into not coming on rides. While I certainly acknowledge that .83 is NOT for everyone I think that this club was created for inclusion for all types of people and I feel that what this person assumed of the group without ever coming on a ride based on the opinion of a current active member was weak. Word travels fast in bike community so if you wanna trash the group start another group that's better I guess.
TL;DR haters are amongst us.
I'll wear a club shirt but I'm not wearing a fucking wool jersey this Saturday.
Not naming names, because that's never my style, but there were several private groups on FB where people would constantly complain about .83, yet they would still actively ride with the crew. Im glad im not into that toxic social media, justice warrior bullshit, but if individuals want to constantly bitch about a club that they're not happy with, then perhaps they should GTFO. If im not happy with something in the group, i tend to taper my attendance, reevaluate the situation, and not blast it all over the internet.
As far as people calling it rapey, thats a huge word that I dont take kindly to people throwing around unless there's been actual accounts of rape happening. I've heard of guys getting handsy the past year and a half (its happened to me numerous times), but people need to call those bastards out on that shit. I dont care how many drinks you've had, keep youre hands to yourself unless consent is given.
Anyways, I dont judge an entire group of people by the shitty encounter i've had with one person.
Oh, and fuck yeah, SLIP AND SLIDE!!!
wait, are you saying that there are people who would tell us one thing to our faces, and then talk shit behind our backs?
IN THIS TOWN?
Sound like the sad, FAILING liberal media strikes again!
Although, in a more serious note, unless I'm crazy, it does appear that there are a fair number of angry exes that I've seen come and go through the years. I think that perhaps .83 needs to work on their Scout Rule of the Heart.
(please be sure to tell everyone you know to wear their colors).
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Gracie
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:06 pm
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
caustic meatloaf wrote:
wait, are you saying that there are people who would tell us one thing to our faces, and then talk shit behind our backs?
IN THIS TOWN?
Sound like the sad, FAILING liberal media strikes again!
Although, in a more serious note, unless I'm crazy, it does appear that there are a fair number of angry exes that I've seen come and go through the years. I think that perhaps .83 needs to work on their Scout Rule of the Heart.
(please be sure to tell everyone you know to wear their colors).
Yes, I can give you their names in private. Man, ive got so much DIRT! Kidding.
I really could care less about the gossip, except I do consider it a good indicator of who I engage and spend my time with in the future ;-)
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:32 pm
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rules:
1. don't rape
2. don't listen to joe
3. slip and slide if ya wanna
4. even if you hate everything, you can't actually hate hula hoops:
caustic meatloaf
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:39 pm
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God, JNCO jeans were never metal. I don't know what that guy is doing.
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Gracie
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:43 pm
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
Joe, try making another 49 posts. Your post qty could be at 1234567.
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:51 pm
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oh i can't give him that satisfactions. bazoinks!
tictoc
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:57 pm
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Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
\It took me a few summers to realize that the thin cotton/poly western shirts with snap buttons are by far my favorite tops for hot weather riding.
If you're over 40, ya gotta go with golf shirts, or you'll look like a failed hipster.
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:13 pm
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Moira wrote:
Hey Jake, don't you know that we're a misogynist club that goes and puts DICK PICS in PARKS where CHILLLLLLLDREENNNN and FAMILIES can find them?
Lulz
It sounds like you do know who I met. It just seems this particular person was doing a fine job trashing the club to me, a bro they met for 5 minutes, and I'm thinking they probably trash the club any other time it comes up. But hey, What's more Seattle than trashing something you've never actually tried yourself amirite!?
Anyway, slip and slide!!!!
Gracie
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:37 pm
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
derrickito wrote:
oh i can't give him that satisfactions. bazoinks!
you're a monster
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wang
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:50 pm
Joined: 25 Jan 2012Posts: 884
Gracie wrote:
derrickito wrote:
oh i can't give him that satisfactions. bazoinks!
you're a monster
I don't know if you noticed that he censored my open-shirt cowboy response to Squirrel's post
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:30 pm
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Marley wrote:
pink tank top
DIBS
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:04 pm
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Haters gotta hate, what can you do?
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:26 pm
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Bo Ttorff wrote:
Moira wrote:
Hey Jake, don't you know that we're a misogynist club that goes and puts DICK PICS in PARKS where CHILLLLLLLDREENNNN and FAMILIES can find them?
Lulz
It sounds like you do know who I met. It just seems this particular person was doing a fine job trashing the club to me, a bro they met for 5 minutes, and I'm thinking they probably trash the club any other time it comes up. But hey, What's more Seattle than trashing something you've never actually tried yourself amirite!?
Anyway, slip and slide!!!!
Goddammit moira, stop stealing my stories
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Drain
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:19 pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2010Posts: 902Location: Seattle
If you grew up in the 509 area code I'm calling colors mandatory for you specifically, by the power vested in me as the most recent Spoke Card Maker.
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derrickito
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:06 am
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wang wrote:
Gracie wrote:
derrickito wrote:
oh i can't give him that satisfactions. bazoinks!
you're a monster
I don't know if you noticed that he censored my open-shirt cowboy response to Squirrel's post
absolute power corrupts absolutely!
i was reading the thread at work and didn't want to have to explain cowboy dude in the meeting i was in:)
axel
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:06 am
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Bo Ttorff wrote:
this particular person was doing a fine job trashing the club
Rapha guerrilla marketing techniques have gotten more aggressive *
once they realized they no longer have the market cornered
on expensive wool cycling jerseys.
* may not actually be true
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Nurse Justin
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:54 am
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Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
thin cotton/poly western shirts with snap buttons are by far my favorite tops for hot weather riding.
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Gracie wrote:
Man, ive got so much DIRT!
OMG. So much dirt. How much money do you need not to publish that memoir?
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:20 am
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Drain wrote:
If you grew up in the 509 area code I'm calling colors mandatory for you specifically, by the power vested in me as the most recent Spoke Card Maker.
If I'm in the 206 area code, do I have to dial the 425 area code before the 509 area code since it's between the two?
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Gracie
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:35 pm
Joined: 04 Aug 2007Posts: 575Location: Haus deiner Mutter
Dravis Bixel wrote:
Gracie wrote:
Man, ive got so much DIRT!
OMG. So much dirt. How much money do you need not to publish that memoir?
one MILLION dollars!
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:41 am
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Anybody out there have an extra t-shirt they wouldn't mind lending me for the today? I'll be at the start, can offer cold beer/popsicles in exchange. No way am I wearing my wool jersey today (wouldn't want to get it all smokey-smelling in this fire haze emirite?)
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:33 am
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
Good thing Joe was there to enforce the "color" policy!
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