Joined: 26 Sep 2013Posts: 591Location: somewhere up north
derrickito wrote:
if there's one thing i hate more than a dead lawn, it's watching baseball.
It's Amurica's past time, are you a commie?
Moira
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:59 pm
MoistraJoined: 28 Nov 2014Posts: 712
hello fellow bike bros from this very bro bike club why do we not go and put some of the pornographies in parks so that childrens and families can find them? I am a bro, just like all of the bros in this bro bike club and I am fond of this ideas!
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:00 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
this new guy moira seems legit.
caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:11 pm
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
Dear Ben, my GF is going under the knife tomorrow at 7AM to have bolts and plates put in, so I can't make it out tonight.
Finnish artist Mimosa Pale feels the world is too man-parts-centric. We'd agree. However, we're not sure what to think about a form of protest that includes thrice weekly cruising the streets of Helsinki. inviting its inhabitants to take a ride by slipping inside her giant disembodied vagina mounted on top of her bike taxi. It'll invite discussion for sure, and yes, that is one of the expressed objectives for this mobile art and protest piece. But what does "Oh my god, there goes the giant vagina bike taxi again" do to help the distaff-first movement anyway? Doesn't it just end up creating a false caricature of sorts of the feminine anatomy, seemingly inviting ridicule and toss-aside jokes from external commenters with no understanding of the real implications of the piece? Whatever, who cares — check out the NSFW shots of the va-jay-jay bike below the jump!
Moira
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:14 pm
MoistraJoined: 28 Nov 2014Posts: 712
Joe for half a second I honestly thought you said "bolt ons" and I was like "whoa buddy, getting all free with the personal decision announcing"
walker
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:17 pm
Joined: 05 Aug 2015Posts: 1855Location: beastcake
And with that, let this thread be Finnish.
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:20 pm
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
Moira wrote:
Joe for half a second I honestly thought you said "bolt ons" and I was like "whoa buddy, getting all free with the personal decision announcing"
Wouldnt surprise me in the yeast
Dear Ben Ill be donging around chicago with Nurse Justin tonight, cant wait to come out and offend the thin skinned soon.
TooTall
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:23 pm
Joined: 29 Aug 2014Posts: 690
ba3bous wrote:
The title isn't even formatted correctly.
Gobbamnit, I miss you George. I hope NYC is treating you well.
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
I am interested in riding with Stephen and the no-dongs crew. Where should I meet you?
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ride bikes
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:23 pm
Joined: 12 Oct 2012Posts: 1493Location: Pundercover
I can't wait for this ride to have zero things to do with dong(s) of any type, not end-up at a beach, be perfectly suitable for those not wearing boots and fade away into the abyss of my nonexistent short-term memory.
Has someone formally called a prefunk yet?
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Last edited by ride bikes on Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:27 pm; edited 1 time in total _________________ Littering and... getting arrested for child pornography.
Moira
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:25 pm
MoistraJoined: 28 Nov 2014Posts: 712
There's Tacos at Peloton, apparently
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:27 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
NOT EVERYONE LIKES TACOS MOIRA
I don't think that's a very inclusive pre-funk
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J_Dada
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:27 pm
Down 2 FUNKJoined: 14 Oct 2012Posts: 1274
ride bikes wrote:
I can't wait for this ride to have zero things to do with dong(s) of any type, not end-up at a beach, be perfectly suitable for those not wearing boots and fade away into the abyss of my nonexistent short-term memory.
Also I give it 50/50 whether Tommy even shows up.
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:27 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
ride bikes wrote:
Has someone formally called a prefunk yet?
i'll be prefunking at the taco bell on aurora before driving down.
i got a hankering for some double decker taco supremes after i cut my lawn
theereilly
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:31 pm
Joined: 29 Jun 2012Posts: 157Location: Central District
Moira wrote:
There's Tacos at Peloton, apparently
Fuck yeah tacos.
Also, I'm leading a separate ride that will take a group to poop on Derrick's lawn. Because poop is funny.
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:33 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
just so happens that today i set up motion sensing sprinklers rigged up to a gasoline tank with a remote app to hit the bbq lighter and set your lawn hating ass on fire, all through the cloud.
what a time to be alive!
theereilly
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:35 pm
Joined: 29 Jun 2012Posts: 157Location: Central District
derrickito wrote:
just so happens that today i set up motion sensing sprinklers rigged up to a gasoline tank with a remote app to hit the bbq lighter and set your lawn hating ass on fire, all through the cloud.
what a time to be alive!
Is this what you came up with when you had some drunk ambition but never followed through with?
Also, you'd destroy your lawn.
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tictoc
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:43 pm
Joined: 08 Jul 2009Posts: 765Location: Right here, Right Now!
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drdiatom
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:44 pm
The EggmanJoined: 02 Feb 2012Posts: 375Location: on a hill
for clarification I copy pasted comments made by multiple people over the last couple days into one collage of collective disappointment-- it was a fun art project illuminating why some of the riders (of a few years) stopped riding or ride less often these days. or you know, I just photoshopped a bunch of words together.
joby idk how you skipped all over the goatse, ballz, double-ended dicks, or the innate bro-ness of this thread and came to the conclusion the complaints are solely about the word dong
there's a difference between being offended and being turned off; I think it's more of the latter
J_Dada
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:47 pm
Down 2 FUNKJoined: 14 Oct 2012Posts: 1274
Dongs are terrible, do not ride them.
caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:49 pm
Joined: 06 Dec 2010Posts: 1235537Location: a hammy melange...
derrickito wrote:
just so happens that today i set up motion sensing sprinklers rigged up to a gasoline tank with a remote app to hit the bbq lighter and set your lawn hating ass on fire, all through the cloud.
what a time to be alive!
better make sure all the lines are metal - gasoline dissolves most polymers, so you could end up with a lawn flooded full of gas.
I'd like to submit a request to vegetablize/dongilize Tommy indefinitely.
Moira
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:01 pm
MoistraJoined: 28 Nov 2014Posts: 712
ride bikes
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:18 pm
Joined: 12 Oct 2012Posts: 1493Location: Pundercover
theereilly wrote:
Also, I'm leading a separate ride that will take a group to poop on Derrick's lawn. Because poop is funny.
Interesting... because also I'm leading a separate separate ride that will take a group to Derrick's neighborhood for some ding dong ditchnapping. Ride along w/ us on insta via #Point85
We ride in
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Moira
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:26 pm
MoistraJoined: 28 Nov 2014Posts: 712
Bo Ttorff
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:29 pm
GO SEAHAWKS!! 12 for LYFEJoined: 20 Jul 2011Posts: 3092Location: King County
drdiatom wrote:
for clarification I copy pasted comments made by multiple people over the last couple days into one collage of collective disappointment
Fake news!
J_Dada
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:31 pm
Down 2 FUNKJoined: 14 Oct 2012Posts: 1274
Charcharodon Megladon
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:35 pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2009Posts: 620Location: Eastlake
My body is ready to ride tonight.
Well almost, if anyone has an extra 25.4 seatpost and or 1" threaded headset they could bring I can repay with beerz.
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