Dongs are terrible, do not ride them.

for clarification I copy pasted comments made by multiple people over the last couple days into one collage of collective disappointment-- it was a fun art project illuminating why some of the riders (of a few years) stopped riding or ride less often these days. or you know, I just photoshopped a bunch of words together.

joby idk how you skipped all over the goatse, ballz, double-ended dicks, or the innate bro-ness of this thread and came to the conclusion the complaints are solely about the word dong

there's a difference between being offended and being turned off; I think it's more of the latter

In a weird turn of events, it wasn't me. I'm strangely not offended by this thread. Carry on weirdos.

Miss you Marley. Come ride bikes!

I didn't make it to the ride, but I have a dong, so apparently that makes me expert on dong rides, because internet.


A+++ dong. Believe me, it's hte best , and I've only had one dong, but it's better than any other dong I've ever had before, by far, because it's AMERICAN dong, none of that import dong.

and we have to worry about that, you know? These days....I mean, Dongs are for freedom, unless they're not, in which case we need to combat them - believe me! - and we will! We will.

Thanks to OBAMA, our dong superiority has taken a massive dongdive, and we need to combat that. Our dong-inance is terrible, and that's sad! But we'll make dongs great again, believe me!