Thou shall rideth ones bike uponeth each Thursday Eve and getteth themselves drunk and engage in habberdashery and skulldugerry until thy must work the next morn.
The 11th Commandment
derrickito
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:26 am
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thou shall not sleep in da sand. if thou chooseth to sleepeth in da sand, thou shall be covered in sand upon wakening
terrydean
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:40 am
rocker boiJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1535Location: santa fe, i think
derrickito wrote:
thou shall not sleep in da sand. if thou chooseth to sleepeth in da sand, thou shall be covered in sand upon wakening
Part ebonix, part gospel, all truth.
Torch
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:43 am
TerranceJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1637Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
derrickito wrote:
thou shall not sleep in da sand. if thou chooseth to sleepeth in da sand, thou shall be covered in sand upon wakening
not only covered IN sand, but imagine every pocket on your clothing being full OF sand as well.
*clubs derrick*
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:50 am
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thats what you get for falling asleep during a ride.
it was as if you had ridden across town 3 times gettin hammered at multiple bars along the way. pshaw!
lantius
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:57 am
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kingpenguin wrote:
derrickito wrote:
thou shall not sleep in da sand. if thou chooseth to sleepeth in da sand, thou shall be covered in sand upon wakening
Part ebonix, part gospel, all truth.
that reminds me of da jesus book, a translation of the bible into pidgin.
the lord's prayer, pidgin style:
God, you our Fadda.
You stay inside da sky.
We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,
An dat you stay good an spesho,
An we like dem give you plenny respeck.
We like you come King fo everybody now.
We like everybody make jalike you like,
Ova hea inside da world,
Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.
Give us da food we need fo today an every day.
Hemmo our shame, an let us go
Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,
Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
And we no stay huhu wit dem
Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
Cuz you our King.
You get da real power,
An you stay awesome foeva.
Dass it!
captainbrad
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:57 am
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meat wrote:
Thou shall rideth ones bike uponeth each Thursday Eve and getteth themselves drunk and engage in habberdashery and skulldugerry until thy must work the next morn.
The 11th Commandment
I thought habberdashery had to do with making hats....
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:09 am
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SEVEN HOURS
captainbrad
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:27 am
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6.5 hours left!!!!!
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terrydean
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:10 pm
rocker boiJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1535Location: santa fe, i think
WRONG THREAD YOU BITCH HOLES!
keyholefish
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:19 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 268Location: somerville, ma
One thread aint enough to contain the countdown action anymore, horsehelmet!!!
Torch
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:19 pm
TerranceJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1637Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
five and a half hours to ride time motherbitches!!!1
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Torch
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:59 pm
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