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Razi wrote:
the dreaded ben wrote:
the united states needs to be two countries.
Some of us believe it already is...
Not to instigate any arguments, but this image always makes me laugh:
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Finn
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:24 am
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My people? Check a map for Huntsville and see what hill-jacks they are. That county actually seceeded from Alabama once. I'm from Mobile. My people invented Mardi Gras (look it up), the Jubilee, the single tax colony, and Hank Aaron.
Public morals laws will be on the books until we revise our state constitution. We almost did it a few years ago, but if we did, Exxon couldn't continue screwing us. So economics props up the legal systems of the "old south." Until the slate is wiped clean, no politician is going to risk becominng "The Oral Sex Candidate" or "Senator Sodomy."
As for the map: I fear fundamentalist christians more than any of you. But given the choice I'll throw in my hat with Jesus over Canada any day.
lantius
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:21 am
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fortunately we have scotty: the perfect fusion of jesus and canada!
lieutenantsean
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:38 pm
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Finn wrote:
My people? Check a map for Huntsville and see what hill-jacks they are. That county actually seceeded from Alabama once. I'm from Mobile. My people invented Mardi Gras (look it up), the Jubilee, the single tax colony, and Hank Aaron.
Have you forgotten Jimmy Buffet? He's from Mobile. Nat King Cole was from Montgomery.
Being of hillbilly stock myself, let me 'splain to you folks about Alabama. Take any dumb blonde joke (or joke of that sort), replace "dumb blonde" with "person from alabama (or whatever the fuck they call themselves)" and tell it to a southerner. They will laugh.
For example. I heard this joke in a bar in Pensacola once.
Dude walks into a store and says "I would like an RC cola and a Moon Pie please." The person behind the counter says "Oh, I see you are from alabama." The patron gets a little pissed and says "Why the hell are you assuming I'm from alabama just because I ordered a Moon Pie and RC cola?" the counter person replies "Because this is a hardware store."
People laughed at that joke.
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Finn
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:42 pm
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ZING!
heidib
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:52 pm
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that's what i like to call misogyny!
Hayduke
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:46 pm
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WAR-EAGLE!!!
mississippi
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:12 am
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missing joe cain day as we speak.
Finn
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:21 pm
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C'est dommage, brother. I'm just missing Joe Cain.
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