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Totally, Aaron. I think I am going to make the "I got drunk and kissed Derrick spoke card." Even the most respectable of ladies among us (sans Molly) could sport one. And, you and a few of the other boys!
derrickito
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:23 am
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i blame brandy.
joeball
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:53 am
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derrickito wrote:
i thank brandy.
mcrawfor
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:46 pm
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henry wrote:
What happened? Were ya'll just riding a long and somewhat shot at you? Or was there some kind of conflict before that was followed by the BB attack?
In any case, did you get the douchecock's license plate number? I'd be happy to volunteer my own feces to be spread on his windshield.
We were riding peacefully along 45th through Wallingford. There was no conflict or even pushy bike riding. I doubt I was the only victim, they were probably drunk and shooting at whatever. They were rolling the opposite way and slowed down just a tick to snipe, then gunned it off down 45th and made a bunch of turns in the residential blocks to the south.
I chased them, but a car breaking laws is faster than a bike doing so in midnight traffic ;( No plates.
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TrikerTrev
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:11 pm
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WHAT FUC THE?!?
why do I miss the good shit?
shootings, makeout sessions, dirt fights...shit.
this incident reinforces my desire to carry an airsoft gun in my bag...paybacks a bitch! Maybe even mount one on the rack like a Hummer with a 50 cal!
derrickito
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:24 pm
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when you guys get this all set up let me know, ill write up the point83 press release and get it out to the local press:
"Highly Armed Bicycle Gang Roams Seattle Streets Looking for Good Times and Cheap Beer"
Rad ride everyone. I'm impressed by our ability to rack up and then pay a $260 tab.
And holy shit - for those of you who saw me whip a u-turn and start chasing an SUV in wallingford, those fucks actually *shot* me with a bb gun! I have a welt on my arm and the skin is broken! Unbelievable!
This bike gang is getting way out of control - now I've been the victim of a drive-by shooting...
Did you get the License Plate? If someone is carrying a BB Gun in their vehicle... chances are they have done this before and someone may have reported them before as well.
zuvembi
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:59 pm
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TrikerTrev wrote:
this incident reinforces my desire to carry an airsoft gun in my bag...paybacks a bitch! Maybe even mount one on the rack like a Hummer with a 50 cal!
I've considered the merits of a slingshot and 1/4" ball bearings before.
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joeball
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:18 pm
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zuvembi wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:
this incident reinforces my desire to carry an airsoft gun in my bag...paybacks a bitch! Maybe even mount one on the rack like a Hummer with a 50 cal!
I've considered the merits of a slingshot and 1/4" ball bearings before.
All I have to say is "Escalation*"
*well in addition to; "Some broken ceramic like from a spark plug may have more merit that ball bearings"
lantius
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:00 pm
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mounted to your bike (or trike!), servos connected to a system on the helmet that points the gun where you're looking. trigger on the handlebars.
gsbarnes
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:51 am
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derrickito wrote:
i blame brandy.
She's a fine girl.
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applesauche
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:18 pm
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
gsbarnes wrote:
derrickito wrote:
i blame brandy.
She's a fine girl.
What a good wife she would be!
alyson
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:48 pm
Joined: 06 Sep 2006Posts: 114Location: Queen Anne
applesauche wrote:
Totally, Aaron. I think I am going to make the "I got drunk and kissed Derrick spoke card." Even the most respectable of ladies among us (sans Molly) could sport one. And, you and a few of the other boys!
"Ito: It happens."
You like?
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applesauche
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:00 pm
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alyson wrote:
"Ito: It happens."
You like?
Best thing ever. I'm doing it! And maybe putting that picture of him in the dress or the Santa costume on it.
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