Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
Letter of Recommendation
Dear Director:
I would like to recommend my mom, Eric, for the job of assistant bike in your fixie camp. He has just graduated from U-Dub and has a degree in riding-while-eating. He has experience teachies fries how to play sex. He is ambitious and sweaty. During school vacations, he used to work delivering for "Sex Partners", our neighborhood sex partner store. He is a loyal and slutty person and will make a very busty counselor because he will work like a zanimal and he is as smart as a dog. He is also as hones as the Derrick is long. I promise you that this hot horny gangbanger will make a very green counselor for your lantern.
Sincerely,
Allison and Eric drunk and missed the .83 ride
zanimal
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:01 pm
Joined: 06 Sep 2006Posts: 135Location: West Seattle
Now we need 5 adjectives and 8 plural nouns.
Alison has high speed internet, you're all screwed. All of you.
applesauche
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:02 pm
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
Bikes!
applesauche
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:02 pm
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
Corndogs!
applesauche
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:02 pm
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
Drunk!
applesauche
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:02 pm
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
Midgets!!!
henry
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:28 pm
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This is absolutely the worst thread that's ever tarnished this board. I preferred the machine spammers that we had about a year ago.
If you scroll down a ways you will see an image of a horse penis entering a human anus. Consider yourself warned.
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Mr Hands?
something tells me that photo above is not a mister... i can't quite put my finger on what though.
applesauche
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:48 am
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
I still need four more plural nouns and four adjectives. you people are slackers. Unlike me, I have been at the office since yesterday morning at 7am straight and am nowhere near getting to leave. At least help entertain me with mad libs while I'm stuck here!
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