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langston
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:11 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

jeff wrote:
This is not so much bike related, but this guy needs some help with model trains and I thought maybe one of you guys would be able to help him out.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4m/660066998.html



I'm sobbing into my margurita. Way to ruin my Dos De Mayo office party.
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surlykat
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:34 pm Reply with quote
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I think God just killed a kitten.
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Stanglor
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:41 pm Reply with quote
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surlykat wrote:
I think God just killed a kitten.


Why would that make god masturbate?

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joeball
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:56 am Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/682943407.html

This is one expensive bike. 7 months and the sellers remorse was finally too much.
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key lime
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:18 am Reply with quote
it never happened Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 1142 Location: Wallenfjord

joeball wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/682943407.html

This is one expensive bike. 7 months and the sellers remorse was finally too much.


"Well, of course I've regretted it ever since and now have space for it. I would kill to get it back..."

Jesus FUCK!
Get over it, bitch.
This is one of those guys that calls girls he dumped twice a week begging them for some ass.
If he could stand outside his old bike's window in the rain with a bunch of flowers he'd do it.
Then, y'know, as soon as the bike came back to him he'd remember why he sold it in the first place and ditch it again soon as he needed to scrap some dough.
It's so easy to break things, but so HARD to put them back together.
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ripper
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:39 am Reply with quote
evilmike Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 640 Location: Capitalist Hill

joeball wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/682943407.html

This is one expensive bike. 7 months and the sellers remorse was finally too much.


I think I've seen this bike on capitol hill. I stopped and admired it for quite some time; it's fucking amazing. All campy with superbe pro brakes, flawless paint and decals. I can see why he would want it back...

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joeball
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:07 am Reply with quote
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ripper wrote:
All Campy with superbe pro brakes, flawless paint and decals. I can see why he would want it back...


But can you see why he let it go?
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lantius
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:50 pm Reply with quote
1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

like something i would build



yeah, that's a 26" wheel on the front.
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derrickito
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:42 pm Reply with quote
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if that mish mosh of a bike can go for 350, i should sell my newly painted, yellow wheel, crayola of a fixed gear for 7000 dollars
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pete jr
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:36 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 1930 Location: balls deepx

not craigslist, but check this:



yeah right, buddy.
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martin
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:41 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Posts: 712

pete jr wrote:
not craigslist, but check this:



yeah right, buddy.


" The seat tube is stuck so with the frame you will get a Ritchey comp seat post and Selle Italia SLR saddle."

Bonus! Free Seatpost!
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Rogelio
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:52 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

Bicycle with mucho rake; very stable.

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langston
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:21 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

Rogelio wrote:
Bicycle with mucho rake; very stable.

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roof-rack victim. Do Not Buy.
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langston
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:24 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

I sold that Kinesis today, for $60 cash to some kid who thinks he can make a fixed gear out of it. The dropouts are about 15deg off vertical, but fuck if I care what he does with it. He mentioned drilling and hacking into the dropouts to make it compatible with his fixie-dreams, and I had to stiffle a laugh and tell him; "well, yeah you could do that. I wouldn't ride it, but it's probably feasible."

The frame was free to me, given away late in the day at the Bike Swap.

Just wanted to share, back to your regular scheduled weekend activities.
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mississippi
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:56 am Reply with quote
Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Posts: 258 Location: cap hill

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/708919997.html

dood!! sweet trick bmx?!?! it's um...a 26" croozer...with mountain bars....and gears....but it's a bmx dood!!! you'll be hucking in no time!!

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joeball
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:31 pm Reply with quote
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Lightweight Bianchi, 90's vintage, lightweight frame Oria double butted tubing, in very nice condition, all campagnolo components, frame size is 21 inches, brake lever housing needs replacement, price is a negotiable $750, make a reasonable offer, thanks


It's like whack a mole.
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Rogelio
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:54 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

Whack whack!
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:56 am Reply with quote
Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

mississippi wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/708919997.html

dood!! sweet trick bmx?!?! it's um.a 26" croozer.with mountain bars....and gears....but it's a bmx dood!!! you'll be hucking in no time!!


that is truely fucktarded.
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mississippi
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:41 am Reply with quote
Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Posts: 258 Location: cap hill

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/714130339.html

i never know peugeot made a bike that doubles as a meal. free chain too!! score!

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lantius
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:37 am Reply with quote
1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

rodriguespecialized!?
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joeball
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:39 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

I wonder if it come with the seatbag in the 2nd photo
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/724552242.html
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jeff
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:44 pm Reply with quote
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joeball wrote:
I wonder if it come with the seatbag in the 2nd photo
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/724552242.html


Silly Joe Ball. Pics or it didn't happen.

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lantius
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:02 am Reply with quote
1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/730424427.html

$750 for a bike exactly like derrick's gas (ass) bike!
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ethan
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:41 am Reply with quote
Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 920 Location: Maple Leaf

lantius wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/730424427.html

$750 for a bike exactly like derrick's gas (ass) bike!


Clearly, one man's find is another man's fucktardery... ;)
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derrickito
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:30 am Reply with quote
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if he sells that thing for 750, im going into a new business.
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lantius
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:55 am Reply with quote
1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

uhh... what?

This bike is in great shape and they are only available by special order and are over $500.Rise and go.Both pedals are forward at the same time and your seat weight helps propel the bike when the pedals are in back.So you bounce up and down pedaling and look a little silly like you should be in your own parade.No texting please. 206-228-2478


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mississippi
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:18 am Reply with quote
Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Posts: 258 Location: cap hill

INcumbent bike?? how exactly does that work?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/738731536.html

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zuvembi
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:40 am Reply with quote
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lantius wrote:
uhh... what?

This bike is in great shape and they are only available by special order and are over $500.Rise and go.Both pedals are forward at the same time and your seat weight helps propel the bike when the pedals are in back.So you bounce up and down pedaling and look a little silly like you should be in your own parade.No texting please. 206-228-2478



Wow. That's even dumber than the Alenax bikes. That's like some sort of fucked up Kangaroo bike.

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ksep
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:08 am Reply with quote
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zuvembi wrote:
That's like some sort of fucked up Kangaroo bike.



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surlykat
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:24 am Reply with quote
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mississippi wrote:
INcumbent bike?? how exactly does that work?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/738731536.html


It's already in office, so it's got an electoral advantage, as well as name recognition... though it could be scandal-plagued.
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tehschkott
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:56 pm Reply with quote
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abamfici wrote:
zuvembi wrote:
That's like some sort of fucked up Kangaroo bike.




Is that Kevin, Andrew and Langston I'm watching there?

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langston
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:13 pm Reply with quote
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[quote="tehschkott"]
abamfici wrote:
zuvembi wrote:
That's like some sort of fucked up Kangaroo bike.


Is that Kevin, Andrew and langston I'm watching there?


yes. Doing the bunny-hop at the Easter Alleycat.
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mechagodzilla
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:17 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 55 Location: hipster ghetto, wa

ugly bicycle is ugly!
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derrickito
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:46 am Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/bik/755817998.html

i dont even know where to start with that ad.
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Stanglor
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:09 am Reply with quote
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derrickito wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/bik/755817998.html

i dont even know where to start with that ad.


For your own sake, DO NOT CLICK on that link.

I did, and I shouldn't have.

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lantius
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:18 am Reply with quote
1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

the "spelling" is amazing. full text here for when it gets deleted:

I purchased this brand new in 2004. With all hopes of doing the STP.I was in training and only put 100. mile on it. I was involved in a car accident breaking my neck the doctor say's no more riding. Ive kept it with all hopes of getting back into the sport but have finaily relized this is not going to happen.
HERE ARE THE SPECS.PURCHASED FROM GREGS GREEN LAKE CYCLY IN 2004 COST WAS 3800.00$
1. TREK 5200 CARBON FIBER 60CC BIKE COST 3800.00$ NEW
2. SPEEDZONE ELITE 15 FEATURE CYCLOCOMPUTER COST 150.00
3. SHIMANO JUICKE RELEASE PEDALS COST. 200.00
4. KRYSRIUM ELITE RIMS SUPPER LITE COST NEW 1200.
5. BONTRAGER RACE LITE TIRE COST 100.00.
6. CANE CREEK HEED SET.
7. SHIMANO TRIPLE RING GEARING 21 SPEED GREET LOW GEER FOR CLIBMING HILLS.
8. SEVERAL OTHER OPTIONS NOT MENTIONED.

I HAVE SEVERAL OTHER OPTIONS PUT ONTO THE BIKE. THAT ARE NOT LISTED IVE HAVE WAY OVER 5500.00 INTO IT AND IT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE 100. MILE ON IT IS HAS BEEN PUT INTO STORAGE AND ALWAYS POLISHED AND CLEANED. I CORRENTLY HAVE A LOAN ON THE BIKE AS AI NEEDED SOME EXTRA CASH TO PAY BILLS. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK 3500.00 FOR IT BUT AIM OPEN TO REASONABLE OFFERS. IT HAS ALL OF THE TOP OF THE LINE PRODUCTS ON IT AND WITH IT BEING A TREK YOU NO YOU ARE BUYING A GUILITY PRODUCT. IT HAS NEVER BEEN LAYED DOWN ALWAYS POLICHES AFTER EACH RIDE AND LOOKS LIKE NEW JUST LIKE IT WOULD IF YOU PURCHASED IT NEW. MY LOOSE IS YOUR GAIN. THIS BIKE WILL JUST GO UP IN VALUE IF YOU KEEP IT CLEAN AND NICE AS IT HAS THE SAME PAINT SCEEM AS THE BIKE THAT LANCE ARMSTRONG RODE IN THE TOUR DEFRANCE.

I WOULD LIKE TO ASK THAT SERIOUS INJURIES PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL WES 425-577-1128. PLEASE DONT WAIST MY TIME AND I WONT WAIST YOUR. THIS BIKE IS WORTH EVERY PENNY IM ASKING FOR IT. PLEASE DONT LOW BALL ME I AIM ALITTLE FLEXIABLE BUT I WILL NOT JUST GIVE IT AWAY. i WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE GET THE USE OUT OF IT THAT IT SHOULD. THANKS FOR LOOKING
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Rogelio
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:59 am Reply with quote
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killer fixie - $625 (dwntwn seattle)
"this is a early 80's miyata frame that has been stripped completly. 1 inch rise bars w/new grips, all new head set, stock forks painted flat black. the crank set is all new with newer cranks, brand new heavyduty chain ring with hd chain, good traps. both rims are brand new and heavyduty, set up for fixed now but has flip flop hub too run freewheel,new tubes and rubbber. very expensive new seat with new post, this bike is very solid and is ready to run. tj 206-947-8391"

So many non-details...
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SeditiousCanary
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:06 am Reply with quote
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This was my favorite part.
Rogelio wrote:
the crank set is all new with newer cranks

At least everything is heavy duty.
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joeball
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:03 pm Reply with quote
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Are these images disturbing to anyone else?




http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/759073944.html
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joeball
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:30 am Reply with quote
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Inflation
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