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lantius
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 10:51 am Reply with quote
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Not Craigslist, but fucktardery:
http://picycle.com/compare-2012-picycles/

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dennyt
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:26 pm Reply with quote
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So, that bike has 30% less battery capacity than mine, but it's heavier and 2X-3X as expensive. Awesome!

But hey, at least you can say you ride a banana.
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gsbarnes
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:56 pm Reply with quote
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The banana bike is back!


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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:06 pm Reply with quote
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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 2:30 pm Reply with quote
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Quote:
New bike panay's - $25 (Tacoma)
They are $25 a set txt 253-459-3135 for pics and more info will take trade for tactical related items

Bike parts,tactical,pistol,rifle,ammo,glock,ruger,shotgun


http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/3014418376.html
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:43 pm Reply with quote
dog licking ice cream cone Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 3022 Location: Rainbow Road

Maybe he'll trade them for that guy's 23mm gatorskins

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rory
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 8:31 am Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/3012302232.html

"This was my 13 yr olds "A" bike He used it for last season's cyclocross season."
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Eric the Red
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:30 am Reply with quote
Joined: 02 May 2010 Posts: 150 Location: In the saddle

Clearly that kid is gonna go pro. Carbon wheels are so much faster riding through mud with thirty fuckin two mm tires. Jesus.

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tehschkott
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:06 pm Reply with quote
daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/2968297649.html

Here you go boys, just to hurt your faces.



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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:26 pm Reply with quote
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bullhorns are for pussies. I ride with ANTLERS.

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langston
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:31 pm Reply with quote
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I'd totally ride that, but I worry I don't own appropriate spd-compatible cowboy boots.

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jayone
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 10:23 am Reply with quote
Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Capitol Hill

Something is missing, but I can't quite figure out what...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/3024519287.html

Custom Fixed Gear - $100 (N. Tacoma)

Modified an old steel Schwinn frame with surly cog and misc. parts. Solid simple bike, wont need much maintenance. Large frame for someone tall. Frame was treated with mineral spirits and clear coat, but there is some rust, should be easy to paint if you're so inclined. Give me a call or text if you're interested/ have questions, Mark @.....




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haulincolin
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:25 am Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 271 Location: at work

I like how that ad doesn't even mention the missing seat tube, as if it's completely normal.
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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 7:53 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Posts: 2098 Location: Greenwood

well, on the upside you can easily shove your shoe sole on the rear wheel for braking
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ksep
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:26 am Reply with quote
Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 1879 Location: Westlake

$100?

So it's stolen, right? We all agree it was stolen and the paint was stripped off? "Frame was treated with mineral spirits and clear coat."

Now the question is, do you think this bike was U-Locked around the seat tube when it was stolen?

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whoreratiocane
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:36 am Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Aug 2010 Posts: 190 Location: Florida

Not from Craigslist, but still Fucktardery. This principal could use some chain whip attitude adjustment.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2012/05/kenowa_hills_seniors_suspended.html

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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:24 pm Reply with quote
dog licking ice cream cone Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 3022 Location: Rainbow Road

That's pretty fucked. Email the principal, asst. principal, superintendent: ghopkins@khps.org, kpennington@khps.org, jsmith@khps.org

Copy/paste this if you want:
Today, I read about your suspending of the seniors who cycled to school, in what they considered a celebration, but you deemed a dangerous prank.

I would begin by pointing out that, regardless of how late the act may have made other people heading to school, those students (and everyone else) have a legal right to take the lane while riding a bicycle on the road. The fact that you consider a group of people legally using bicycles dangerous/a safety risk sends a message of intolerance to all the students in your district.

You are actively discouraging them from saving money/gas/the environment by employing a bike as their method of transportation, or simply riding a bike because they find it enjoyable. You are sending a message to other students who drive that cyclists are not welcome on the roads, nor at school. Additionally, it appears that you have used your authority to severely overreach, bringing what happens in the community into your school.

Besides the fact that they did nothing illegal, it seems pretty clear that your characterization of this act as a prank is off-base. The fact that the police and the mayor were involved pretty clearly indicates these students took the time to organize what they hoped would be a safe, celebratory event, not a dangerous prank. If you were planning a prank, would you really call the police and mayor ahead of time and invite them to attend?

I implore you to reverse the decision that has been made and perhaps try riding your bike to your work. You may just realize how rewarding it can be.

Sincerely,
-ben greening

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gsbarnes
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:16 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 2666 Location: No Fun Town, USA

Opinions have more weight if they come from the ex-president.

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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:10 pm Reply with quote
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MORE fucktardery here:

http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/cycling_may_negatively_affect_male_reproductive_health_study_finds


Two things that I get a kick out of this article:

1)"Serious Leisure"
2)As Chamois Cream increases, there is apparently a statistical parallel increase in male estrogen levels.


In short, if you are a "serious" leisure cycling enthusiast, and use a lot of crotch butter, you are turning yourself into a woman.

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Eric the Red
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 5:11 am Reply with quote
Joined: 02 May 2010 Posts: 150 Location: In the saddle

I only use testosterone based chamois cream

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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:40 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Posts: 2098 Location: Greenwood

look at this freakshow

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/3035946742.html

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Ultra-Rare----- HUFFY's Attempt at a High-End Road Bike - $400 (Seattle)

In 1980, Huffy decided to take a leap into the world of high end racing cycles. This was the result: A time-trial inspired, aerodynamic frame with custom fitted parts that were made just for this frame. This one has all its original parts in excellent condition, save the bar wrap. Shimano Adamas brake levers, funky dual-pivot calipers, Adamas pedals, Positron shifting. Although it rides quite nice for a Huffy, this is no beater, everyday commuter-type bike. This bike is best hung on a wall, as a unique and rare-in-this-condition conversation piece. Huffy Collector? Make me an offer. All trades in the "bicycles" category considered. I have no idea what this thing is worth so $400 obo http://www.ehow.com/facts_7355528_information-huffy-aerowind.html

I understand it is somewhat rare to find one for sale that is all original and in this nice of condition
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:50 pm Reply with quote
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I think this guy is mistaking this to be one of the coveted team 7-11 "huffy" bikes, which were in fact built by Serotta, and a few other guys. This....is not one of those.

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langston
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 1:57 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

I like the dented seattube and is that ducttape where the derailleur should be?

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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:10 pm Reply with quote
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No, that's "aerodynamically shaped", not dented.

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lantius
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:50 pm Reply with quote
1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

A tandem for .83 relationships:
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joeball
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:02 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/3062022790.html

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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:28 pm Reply with quote
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tehschkott
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:08 pm Reply with quote
daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Bo Ttorff wrote:
gtfo

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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:19 pm Reply with quote
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:23 pm Reply with quote
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http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html
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henry
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:28 pm Reply with quote
somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

Not bicycle related, but I found the inclusion of the ankle bracelet picture in this ad to be very convincing!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/boa/3118629050.html

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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:47 pm Reply with quote
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stolen cockpit?
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/3132501357.html

Quote:
hello arriving in Seattle around 2pm, I am selling a van load of bike frames, wheels & parts from a retired bike dealer in California. I will be visiting Seattle from July 11 and 12. my goal is to empty the van and pick up the cargo bound for California. My cell is 510-410-5399. All merchandise is sold with a bill of sale and drivers license id, so you know this came from a good home. Thanks. Charles
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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:58 am Reply with quote
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"came from a good home". Yes I'm sure it did. Who drives a van full of bike parts 1500 miles to sell them on craigslist? If I were a cop, I'd be wanting to check out what he's loading his van up with for the trip back home.

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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:22 am Reply with quote
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http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=53448
Bikase Cheeseburger Saddle Bag
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Alex
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:30 am Reply with quote
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 3128 Location: Roosevelt

I'll chip in $6 to help buy that for Derrick's bike.
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jimmythefly
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:44 am Reply with quote
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Only if we get the matching bell. Must be mounted on the same bike.



http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=359
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whoreratiocane
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:48 am Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Aug 2010 Posts: 190 Location: Florida

He will also need the proper riding jersey.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GET-A-LIFE-allover-print-hamburger-cheeseburger-fries-all-over-t-shirt-medium-M-/251109594847?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a774c56df


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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:13 am Reply with quote
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jimmythefly wrote:
Only if we get the matching bell. Must be mounted on the same bike.



http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=359


I've got the bell at my house.

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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:39 am Reply with quote
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Hungry hungry cyclists!

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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:57 pm Reply with quote
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it's a good thing he's a medium!
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