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jeff
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:12 pm Reply with quote
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Fred, is this you?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/bik/4327816467.html



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the dreaded ben
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:48 pm Reply with quote
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gotta respect a man named satchel.

"It has a pretty heavy duty rack that made on the back which can can be detached if you don't need it.
Im asking 130 because of the work i put into it but i am willing to do a partial trade for tools.

Call or text
For Satchel"
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:46 pm Reply with quote
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Portland: where vintage track bikes have front baskets ~lulz

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4401258094.html

Hammer bro!

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derrickito
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:47 am Reply with quote
now with 50 percent more EVIL Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 10566

there's a special place in hell for people with steep down angle stems and riser bars.
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key lime
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:21 pm Reply with quote
it never happened Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 1142 Location: Wallenfjord

Apparently they renamed hell "Brooklyn"
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axel
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:15 am Reply with quote
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"Liquid storage in both fork legs, downtube, and the entirety of the trailer."



http://bigwheeldeals.blogspot.com/2014/05/moots-snoots.html

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whitenhiemer
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:40 pm Reply with quote
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what is with the sprocket on the front fork for?
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axel
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 2:52 pm Reply with quote
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whitenhiemer wrote:
what is with the sprocket on the front fork for?


"All three wheels can be run in every position on the bike."

the wheels are interchangeable. if something goes wrong with the rear wheel, it can be swapped out and replaced with the front in an emergency.

given that this bike was designed for polar exploration, having redundancy like this is probably a good thing if it saves you from becoming a popsicle.

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tictoc
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:25 am Reply with quote
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axel wrote:


Maybe not all that practical, but def not fucktardry. Pretty cool from a design perspective. I like that someone wanted to use it for RAGBRAI and fill the frame with whiskey.

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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:47 am Reply with quote
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tictoc wrote:
not practical, not fucktardery.


Agreed

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J_Dada
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:41 pm Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/4504510325.html
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Rogelio
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:15 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

Anyone looking for a small mountain bike?

EBAY: Bridgestone RB-T Synergy Mountain Bike 19" 49cm LOCAL SEATTLE PICKUP ONLY


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theereilly
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:14 am Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4513083633.html

Screen shot of a blurry, overly filtered photo of a sweet fixie.

The train tracks suggest danger, in a PG-13 kind of way.

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rob
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:33 am Reply with quote
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theereilly wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4513083633.html

Screen shot of a blurry, overly filtered photo of a sweet fixie.

The train tracks suggest danger, in a PG-13 kind of way.


Not a fixie. Who's fucktarded now?
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theereilly
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:37 am Reply with quote
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rob wrote:
theereilly wrote:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4513083633.html

Screen shot of a blurry, overly filtered photo of a sweet fixie.

The train tracks suggest danger, in a PG-13 kind of way.


Not a fixie. Who's fucktarded now?


Well played Mr. Goatee. Well played.

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joeball
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:32 am Reply with quote
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Just in time for the 4th of July


http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/bik/4515195114.html
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joeball
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:34 am Reply with quote
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I think he accidentlyu the whole decimal point on the price for this one.



http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4515053982.html
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:35 am Reply with quote
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joeball wrote:
I think he accidentlyu the whole decimal point on the price for this one.



http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4515053982.html


So funny. I almost posted this same shit earlier this AM.

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J_Dada
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:37 am Reply with quote
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I am kind of tempted to troll that guy. We'll see how busy I am today at work.
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joeball
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:50 am Reply with quote
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J_Dada wrote:
I am kind of tempted to troll that guy. We'll see how busy I am today at work.


Lets post ideas it'd need a natural progression. Here are some tougghts in no specific order:
-do you have a matching 27" wheel for the rear, i really like to only carry one spare tube size.
-is the ball sack included
-how many gears does this have
-is the bottom bracket English or French threading
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:01 am Reply with quote
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-golf clubs included?

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joeball
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:14 am Reply with quote
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Bo Ttorff wrote:
-golf clubs included?


Are those Cascade Bicycle Clubs?
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jimmythefly
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:01 pm Reply with quote
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Not for men of substance.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/garthnet/14059047989/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/garthnet/14245680815/
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J_Dada
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:53 am Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/4514271450.html



Brand new and was still in the original box until assembled just for photos and then disassembled for shipping . This is a limited edition full size Marlboro Folding Mountain Bike, red, 15 speed Shimano SIS 3x10 drivetrain with thumbshifters, Logan brake levers, cantilever brake system, index shifting, 26" alloy wheels, 20" frame. Folds down quickly with one lever. Made exclusively for Marlboro in the early 1990's by Fuji. Collectors item! $1,995.00 ONO
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tehschkott
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:11 am Reply with quote
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Paging Tim

Tim will lose his shit over that.

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blasdelf
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:38 am Reply with quote
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they pop up all the time, usually from even more optimistic sellers

IIRC a lot of them were received in exchange for cigarette box tops or someshit
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axel
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:50 am Reply with quote
Joined: 15 Feb 2013 Posts: 1654 Location: St Johns PDX

the irony being that if you smoked all those cigarettes, you probably no longer have the lung capacity to ride it.

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tictoc
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:10 pm Reply with quote
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blasdelf wrote:
IIRC a lot of them were received in exchange for cigarette box tops or someshit


Marlboro Red Club. My dad was a member and had all kinds of marlboro branded shit. No bike, tho he did have a sweet fleece pull-over.

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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:35 am Reply with quote
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I found something more redneckish than the smokes bike

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/4494619229.html

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wang
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:11 pm Reply with quote
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Not sure if fucktardery
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SAECO-CANNONDALE-MARIO-CIPOLLINI-MUSCLE-SKINSUIT-VERY-RARE-/141362364676?pt=US_Cycling_Clothing&hash=item20e9da8104

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wang
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:44 am Reply with quote
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/bop/4754349832.html


Quote:

Shimano 600 tricolor groupset including wheels - $300 (south everett)

Here is what is included.

Crank with bottom bracket. (I do not own tools to remove square drive bb so please bring your own)
Down tube shifters
Brakes levers with specialized handle bars/stem
Brakes
Front dérailleur
Rear dérailleur
Seat post
Headset
Wheels with 600 tricolor hubs

Let me know if you have any questions. I do like to entertain trade offers but cash talks. $600 Obo. The components will remain on the bike until sold that way you can test ride to ensure functions correctly.


Wowee, (original asking price of) $600 for a 25-year-old groupset that I have to go over and take off your bike for you?! Whatta bargain!
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axel
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:11 pm Reply with quote
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wang wrote:
Not sure if fucktardery


not fucktardery, just Cipollini.






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rob
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:00 pm Reply with quote
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Maybe it's fucktardery, maybe it's awesome, but it's in Portland and it's free...

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/4851186794.html



This is a ~22ft long, ~8foot wide STAR DESTROYER (like the ship from STAR WARS). It is best described as a bike-powered parade float. No bikes are included or attached; instead the craft is held up during flight* by 4 individuals on bikes. The design allows the bikes to move somewhat independently.

The ship has been ridden and featured in 2 years of the Pedalpalooza "Star Wars vs. Star Trek" bike rides. This is a one-of-a-kind item that we unfortunately do not have the space for anymore. We want this to go to a good home, so we're letting it go for free.

A great deal of engineering effort and money went into this project. The ship itself is a PVC frame, re-enforced in certain areas with electrical conduit. The coverings are grey-painted weather-resistant coroplast. It's roughly 22feet long and roughly 8 feet wide. It fits in a standard lane of traffic--for scale, it is about as wide as a 2015 Ford Super-Duty, and a little longer. ( http://www.ford.com/trucks/superduty/specifications/exterior/ ) The craft is designed to split into 2 sections using convenient screw-joints for easier storage.

If you think your life would be enhanced by owning a 22 FOOT LONG STAR DESTROYER that you and your friends could ride around Portland, please let me know ASAP!

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. YOU WILL NEED 4 PEOPLE ON BIKES OR A VERY LARGE TRUCK TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THIS.

*Spaceship is bike powered; it does not actually fly.
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axel
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:41 pm Reply with quote
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can confirm this thing is awesome having seen it in person.

would not want to actually own it though.

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caustic meatloaf
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:22 pm Reply with quote
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If I had a back yard, I would put that there. And take it to every DBBD

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axel
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Bo Ttorff
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:28 pm Reply with quote
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Andrew_Squirrel wrote:


I am leaning towards this.

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Kyleen
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:00 pm Reply with quote
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http://www.amazon.com/Gears-Speed-Bicycle-Mechanical-Brakes/dp/B00RQNRTUS

Not craigslists but let's see how many WTF's you can spot.
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likesWhiteChicks Kevin
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:19 pm Reply with quote
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Altitude Training Tent/Generator - $2000 (Lake Oswego)



via Bike Portland
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