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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:07 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8

PM them to me if you must. You shall all be forgiven.
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Joe
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:09 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 430

Oh Jesus, I covet Shane's wife. Please forgive me!
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TrikerTrev
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:12 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

i'm too afraid to ride a fixed gear! give me strength!
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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:15 pm Reply with quote
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Joe wrote:
Oh Jesus, I covet Shane's wife. Please forgive me!


Son, this is a new era, a new beginning. If you want Shane's wife, then go and take Shane's wife. If Shane doesn't stop you, have your fill.

You are forgiven for wanting Shane's wife, and you will be forgiven for having Shane's wife, if you so get her.

Be free child, be free.
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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:15 pm Reply with quote
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TrikerTrev wrote:
i'm too afraid to ride a fixed gear! give me strength!


I can't give strength today, only forgiveness. If you're too weak to ride a fixed gear, then Jesus deems that you are a pussy.

Stop being such a pussy Trev.
Perhaps doing Shane's wife would give you the strength that you need?
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seth_seth
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:29 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 92 Location: Blard!

jesus, i like riding bikes and all, but i'm concerned about making friends with a "bike gang". should i just join cascade instead? what would you do?
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zuvembi
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:29 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 942 Location: Little Addis Ababa

I haven't sinned yet, but I think I may be about to commit a sin.

Jesus, is it unholy to mix Campagnolo and Shimano components on the same bike?

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henry
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:30 pm Reply with quote
somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

Jesus-

I borrowed derrick's bike case and then sold it on craigslist for $15. How can i repent?

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TrikerTrev
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:30 pm Reply with quote
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OMG, Jesus called me a pussy!

i feel so...so...amused!

Id do whats his names wife ONLY after shes been fully warned up. I love me some sloppy seconds.
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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:31 pm Reply with quote
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seth_seth wrote:
jesus, i like riding bikes and all, but i'm concerned about making friends with a "bike gang". should i just join cascade instead? what would you do?


Child, you should drink on it. Heavily. Don't sleep on it, just drink on it. The right answer will come to you when you wake up in a ditch.
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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:31 pm Reply with quote
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zuvembi wrote:
I haven't sinned yet, but I think I may be about to commit a sin.

Jesus, is it unholy to mix Campagnolo and Shimano components on the same bike?


It's only unholy if you mix in Walmart components. You are in the clear son.
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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:33 pm Reply with quote
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henry wrote:
Jesus-

I borrowed derrick's bike case and then sold it on craigslist for $15. How can i repent?


Don't worry, as you're over there in Germany spending your 15 dollars on cheap hookers, Derrick is back at home putting it in your girlfriend's butt. In the world of Jesus, all is even.
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TrikerTrev
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:45 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

Jesus, you really should enlighten us more often.

Although i'm feeling a bit sensitive since everyone got the thumbs up and all I got was "your a pussy".

Maybe the Mormons are right...
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Jesus
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:03 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 8

TrikerTrev wrote:

Maybe the Mormons are right...


I've done a little research inside Mormons lately, let me be the first to tell you that they've got it all wrong

Trev, to be truly happy, do Shane's wife.
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pete jr
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:14 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 1930 Location: balls deepx

Jesus, you're the bestest!
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Eric_s
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:19 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

Jesus, Help me. I can't help but to feed the trolls. what can I do?
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TrikerTrev
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:25 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

Jesus wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:

Maybe the Mormons are right...


I've done a little research inside Mormons lately, let me be the first to tell you that they've got it all wrong

Trev, to be truly happy, do Shane's wife.


thanks buddy, will do!

wine and bread on you, right?
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Uncle Martha
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:53 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 343 Location: Cap. Hill / Madison Valley

Oh, Jesus

Is complaining about the hipster dickheads in point83 the same thing as bearing false witness? I mean, some of them ARE dickheads, after all.

Also, is it a sin if I covet my own wife?

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langston
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:23 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

Dear Easy-Jesus-

Please forgive me my sins. Once, I recommended that a coworker whom I was responsible for training be fired for gross incompetence, an annoying personality and for burning incense at work.

That bitch Karma jumped in, and now he's followed me here to this safe, happy corner of the internets. I want to just live my life, ride bikes and not answer noob questions.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:02 am Reply with quote
Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

langston wrote:
Dear Easy-Jesus-

Please forgive me my sins. Once, I recommended that a coworker whom I was responsible for training be fired for gross incompetence, an annoying personality and for burning incense at work.

That bitch Karma jumped in, and now he's followed me here to this safe, happy corner of the internets. I want to just live my life, ride bikes and not answer noob questions.


wait, jesus controls karma?

oh, fuck.
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