AlabamaJoined: 15 Sep 2006Posts: 303Location: Central District
If it was someone's goal this week to make these forums a sesspool of everything wrong with the internet, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! The forums are traditionally informative, funny, and an extension of the social aspect of the rides. (Also Horsecock) Right now, they are on par with a bad Cascade thread, or the PI "Sound Off." So, Sock Puppets, I'm calling you out:
Jesus: Fake Jesus jokes are PLAYED OUT. Also, your jokes are not funny enough to warrant your childish irreverence. If you'd like to learn about Jesus, I'd be happy to talk with you.
Hillary Clinton: Aren't you supposed to be busy ruining The Left's credibility right now? BTW, How's the 1996 Healthcare plan coming?
TacomaDude: You've had a good run. Turn in your keys.
The Shanes: I hate you both. Go ride bikes and quit fighting on the internet. Talk your shit out in person. Seriously, I hate you both.
Johnny McMotorist: You're useless. No one has ever benefited from anything you've ever said. I hope you get a DUI.
The Dreaded Laura: You, I like. But you set a bad example.
Thanks for reading. Sorry for ranting, but I'm slowly coming to hate .83. I miss the rides.
JohnnyMcMotorist
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:30 pm
Joined: 10 Dec 2006Posts: 8Location: Suburbs Everywhere
You're right. I'm trash incarnate.... and then made electronic. Admin: Please delete my profile so I can stop wasting everyone's time. I'll see you terrorists on the road...
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Shane_L
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:33 pm
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
Finn wrote:
The Shanes: I hate you both. Go ride bikes and quit fighting on the internet. Talk your shit out in person. Seriously, I hate you both.
parsnips
Shane_L
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:36 pm
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
carrots. carrots.
applesauche
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:40 pm
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
Shane_L wrote:
By the way. What is a sock puppet?
Maybe I'm going too far here, but can't the admins delete this guy? He's never even ridden with us and has made it clear that he has no intention to do so, he's just mucking up our forum.
Not that I'm not guilty of mucking up the forum too, but at least I have spoke cards.
Shane_L
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:45 pm
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
applesauche wrote:
Maybe I'm going too far here, but can't the admins delete this guy? He's never even ridden with us and has made it clear that he has no intention to do so, he's just mucking up our forum.
beans beans celery
henry
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:10 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
Joined: 13 Dec 2005Posts: 1930Location: balls deepx
ADMIN:
please gently cup my balls
applesauche
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:09 am
Joined: 08 Oct 2006Posts: 337Location: Capitol Hill
applesauche wrote:
Shane_L wrote:
By the way. What is a sock puppet?
Maybe I'm going too far here, but can't the admins delete this guy? He's never even ridden with us and has made it clear that he has no intention to do so, he's just mucking up our forum.
Not that I'm not guilty of mucking up the forum too, but at least I have spoke cards.
I don't need to invite you, our club ride times are clearly posted on our website. Then again, you don't seem to learn information too well by reading it for yourself on the internet, but rather, prefer people to hand feed it to you.
I'm not going to do that. Look up our ride times and stop posting innane crap on our forum until you've shown up on one of our rides. You've missed at least half a dozen rides since you started whining about us and arguing with us assholes on our own forum.
badhill
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:09 am
Joined: 28 Feb 2006Posts: 260Location: Boston
Finn wrote:
If it was someone's goal this week to make these forums a sesspool of everything wrong with the internet, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! The forums are traditionally informative, funny, and an extension of the social aspect of the rides. (Also Horsecock) Right now, they are on par with a bad Cascade thread, or the PI "Sound Off." So, Sock Puppets, I'm calling you out:
Jesus: Fake Jesus jokes are PLAYED OUT. Also, your jokes are not funny enough to warrant your childish irreverence. If you'd like to learn about Jesus, I'd be happy to talk with you.
Hillary Clinton: Aren't you supposed to be busy ruining The Left's credibility right now? BTW, How's the 1996 Healthcare plan coming?
TacomaDude: You've had a good run. Turn in your keys.
The Shanes: I hate you both. Go ride bikes and quit fighting on the internet. Talk your shit out in person. Seriously, I hate you both.
Johnny McMotorist: You're useless. No one has ever benefited from anything you've ever said. I hope you get a DUI.
The Dreaded Laura: You, I like. But you set a bad example.
Thanks for reading. Sorry for ranting, but I'm slowly coming to hate .83. I miss the rides.
I like TacomaDude. TacomaDude is subtle, with a clear and limited domain: talking to people who never come on rides. All the rest of 'em can go to hell.
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Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:19 am
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
applesauche wrote:
I don't need to invite you, our club ride times are clearly posted on our website.
parsley, corn corn
badhill
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:26 am
Joined: 28 Feb 2006Posts: 260Location: Boston
Shane_L wrote:
applesauche wrote:
I don't need to invite you, our club ride times are clearly posted on our website.
Sure I could just show up. However proper etiquette dictates that it is always better to be invited than it is than to just show up.
You’re a smart girl, I am sure you know what etiquette means. Or are you just looking for an excuse to be rude and hostile?
*leans in close and whispers*
i'm just curious, and i won't tell anyone if you tell me, but you're a troll, right?
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zuvembi
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:28 am
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 942Location: Little Addis Ababa
Shane_L wrote:
applesauche wrote:
I don't need to invite you, our club ride times are clearly posted on our website.
Sure I could just show up. However proper etiquette dictates that it is always better to be invited than it is than to just show up.
You’re a smart girl, I am sure you know what etiquette means. Or are you just looking for an excuse to be rude and hostile?
Wow. I really do wonder (honestly) what you score on Asperger tests. I've rarely seen such rarified examples of social ineptitude since I stopped taking engineering classes.
_________________ When the revolution comes, we're going to need a longer wall
derrickito
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:33 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
im not oppposed to changing every one of his posts to vegetables
henry
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:43 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
derrickito wrote:
im not oppposed to changing every one of his posts to vegetables
Between you and me we've got a 2/3 majority of moderators that agree with this idea.
But we'd need to contact the administrator of this facility.
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
you're a self appointed 1/3rd of that equation.
ursurper
seth_seth
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:55 am
Joined: 11 May 2007Posts: 92Location: Blard!
Shane_L wrote:
applesauche wrote:
I don't need to invite you, our club ride times are clearly posted on our website.
Sure I could just show up. However proper etiquette dictates that it is always better to be invited than it is than to just show up.
You’re a smart girl, I am sure you know what etiquette means. Or are you just looking for an excuse to be rude and hostile?
dude. seriously? fuck a bunch of etiquette. this is bikes and beer.
i like these people because they're rude and hostile.
infact they were so hostle that several of them gave me beers during the ride on tuesday. buncha bastards.
Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:03 am
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
zuvembi wrote:
Wow. I really do wonder (honestly) what you score on Asperger tests. I've rarely seen such rarified examples of social ineptitude since I stopped taking engineering classes.
radish radish cucumber
lantius
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:09 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
hey shane, you're invited to ride with us. locations and times are on the front page.
you're not, however, invited to post all over the forums until you've come out. proper etiquette and all that.
badhill
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:09 am
Joined: 28 Feb 2006Posts: 260Location: Boston
Shane_L wrote:
zuvembi wrote:
Wow. I really do wonder (honestly) what you score on Asperger tests. I've rarely seen such rarified examples of social ineptitude since I stopped taking engineering classes.
And waiting for an invitation is wrong how? I mean yes, I suppose one can just show up, this is a public forum. But what is wrong with waiting for an invitation as well? And my pointing out her obvious pervasive hostility is socially inept how?
I wonder how you would score as well. For in my free time I do engage the public quite often and share constructive discourse. Never had a complaint that I was socially retarded.
*still leaning in close, whispering*
oh, you're good. you're very, very good.
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Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:13 am
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
seth_seth wrote:
dude. seriously? fuck a bunch of etiquette. this is bikes and beer.
i like these people because they're rude and hostile.
infact they were so hostle that several of them gave me beers during the ride on tuesday. buncha bastards.
squash pumpkin beansprouts
derrickito
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:18 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
do you ever shut up?
Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:29 am
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
lantius wrote:
hey shane, you're invited to ride with us. locations and times are on the front page.
you're not, however, invited to post all over the forums until you've come out. proper etiquette and all that.
potato potatoe cheeseburger
Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:32 am
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
derrickito wrote:
do you ever shut up?
lettuce lettuce cucumber
lantius
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:38 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
Shane_L wrote:
lantius wrote:
hey shane, you're invited to ride with us. locations and times are on the front page.
you're not, however, invited to post all over the forums until you've come out. proper etiquette and all that.
Is that posted on the rules and regulations of this forum? That I cannot share discourse or convey my thoughts until I've actually went on a public ride? So when my mental competency is questioned, and my character chastised, I cannot defend them? Somehow, I just don't think that is fair.
Trevkev has invited me to join him on a ride, and I've agreed to accompany him. However if anybody is going to be abrasive and attempt to lambaste my personhood. I'll speak up and defend such.
hey, i invited you on a ride, and furthermore filled you in on the unwritten social rules of this forum, which is that it's for a group of people that ride bikes together.
since you're clearly missing the not-so-subtle innuendo being leveraged against you, let me be direct: your continued posting is doing you no favors in your defense.
Joe
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:40 am
Joined: 15 Feb 2007Posts: 430
OMG! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I mean you, Shane or whoever the f*** you are. Either ride or stop baiting people with your obnoxious posts!
henry
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:43 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
The policy of not deleting user accounts is starting to bug the poop out of me.
I wish we could call in j_ryde for some regulatin'
since you're clearly missing the not-so-subtle innuendo being leveraged against you,
celery celery
lantius wrote:
let me be direct: your continued posting is doing you no favors in your defense.
romaine, early girls.
derrickito
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
i just cant take this fucking character anymore.
hes been vegetablized.
lantius
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:54 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
Shane_L wrote:
lantius wrote:
since you're clearly missing the not-so-subtle innuendo being leveraged against you,
Am I? Or do I just don't care? My intellect and social fortitude was challenged, I responded. And if my company is not desired amongst such individuals, I trust none of us will have hurt feeling. Of course I too could say rude things as well. But I'll leave it at that.
lantius wrote:
let me be direct: your continued posting is doing you no favors in your defense.
I understood that the firsst time. I don't really care, if individuals wish to make scathing remarks, I am going to respond.
Let me direct, quit talking shit and I'll quit responding.
see, there you go again. are you new to the internet?
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:59 am
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
shane, let me be direct in the most direct way possible:
never post again, and if you show up for a ride i'm gonna punch you in the fucking face.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:11 pm
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
the dreaded ben wrote:
shane, let me be direct in the most direct way possible:
never post again, and if you show up for a ride i'm gonna punch you in the fucking face.
and i'll hold him for ya!
Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:12 pm
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
lantius wrote:
See, there you go again. are you new to the internet?
cauliflower
TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:18 pm
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
what happened to veggies?
that was some funny asparagus!
Shane_L
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:18 pm
Joined: 03 May 2007Posts: 48
the dreaded ben wrote:
shane, let me be direct in the most direct way possible:
never post again, and if you show up for a ride i'm gonna punch you in the fucking face.
asparagus
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:20 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
shane, let me be direct in the most direct way possible:
never post again, and if you show up for a ride i'm gonna punch you in the fucking face.
gsbarnes
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm
Joined: 15 Aug 2006Posts: 2666Location: No Fun Town, USA
Shane_L wrote:
parsnips
I got the bed ready, and I'll plant them tomorrow.
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gsbarnes
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm
Joined: 15 Aug 2006Posts: 2666Location: No Fun Town, USA
Shane_L wrote:
carrots. carrots.
Will plant these as soon as the spinach goes to seed.
_________________ I have always thought in the back of my mind: Cheese and Onions
gsbarnes
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:35 pm
Joined: 15 Aug 2006Posts: 2666Location: No Fun Town, USA
Shane_L wrote:
beans beans celery
Two types of beans planted, but they haven't come up yet. Which is good, because I have to get the trellis in place.
Celery is outside in the cold frame. I'll probably get it in the ground in a few days.
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