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naked guy at critical mass really needs some clothes. i glance over at who was riding next to me and i see penis.
that was too much penis for one critical mass ride
clothes. seriously.
seth_seth
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:50 pm
Joined: 11 May 2007Posts: 92Location: Blard!
i read this, and then noticed the thread below it: 500-700lbs of sausage.
now that's to much penis at critical mass.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:51 pm
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
seth_seth wrote:
i read this, and then noticed the thread below it: 500-700lbs of sausage.
now that's to much penis at critical mass.
Almost as bad as riding next to Aaron (at least for me)!
Kisses A!
Aaron
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:16 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
TrikerTrev wrote:
seth_seth wrote:
i read this, and then noticed the thread below it: 500-700lbs of sausage.
now that's to much penis at critical mass.
Almost as bad as riding next to Aaron (at least for me)!
Kisses A!
Your Mom!
Naked Biker Dude's name is Nexus.
adpowers
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:20 am
Joined: 04 Apr 2006Posts: 164Location: U-District
derrickito wrote:
naked guy at critical mass really needs some clothes. i glance over at who was riding next to me and i see penis.
that was too much penis for one critical mass ride
clothes. seriously.
I thought you said I was worse than the naked dude.
Eric_s
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:26 am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
adpowers, while he yelled at me for almost wrecking him at roy and lakeview (your retarded), was about 100 times better than naked guy. I decided that I should be able to out sprint naked guy and not have to look at his cock or ass, and he speeded up. Seriously someone needs to talk to him about it, and point out that he needs to go slow so that no one needs to look at him.
adpowers
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:32 am
Joined: 04 Apr 2006Posts: 164Location: U-District
Quote:
(your retarded),
My retarded what?
Eric_s
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:50 am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
adpowers wrote:
Quote:
(your retarded),
My retarded what?
Exactly.
That's my shirt.
derrickito
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:12 am
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Aaron wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:
seth_seth wrote:
i read this, and then noticed the thread below it: 500-700lbs of sausage.
now that's to much penis at critical mass.
Almost as bad as riding next to Aaron (at least for me)!
Kisses A!
Your Mom!
...is a cheep truckstop whore. Ask her about the point 83 monthly discoount! roumor has it she'll even throw in complementary condoms.
Blaaahhahaha...ito is wasted....i'm makin double decker 'ka-see-dill-ahas' (fuckin spanish)....mmmmcheeze and tortillahas..the midget is passed out with no shit, ito!
derrickito
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:09 am
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i got home and started spinning horribly. i didnt drink that much, but those cheap whiskey shots went straight to my brain.
Joe
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:25 am
Joined: 15 Feb 2007Posts: 430
derrickito wrote:
i got home and started spinning horribly. i didnt drink that much, but those cheap whiskey shots went straight to my brain.
Thanks for the beer, man!
And yes, naked guy must be delt with. the first time I saw him, I thought it was an act of sponteneity. Now, I feel that an intervention of some sort is in order.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:10 pm
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
Joe wrote:
derrickito wrote:
i got home and started spinning horribly. i didnt drink that much, but those cheap whiskey shots went straight to my brain.
Thanks for the beer, man!
And yes, naked guy must be delt with. the first time I saw him, I thought it was an act of sponteneity. Now, I feel that an intervention of some sort is in order.
intervention? two words...duct tape!
Lutella
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:57 pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007Posts: 206Location: all dressed in yella
Eric_s
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:43 pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
Lutella wrote:
ouch
I thought I would be smart and ride faster than him. Then he decided to speed up so that more people would get to look at his bare ass. Maybe i was pointing and laughing, maybe nudie freaks are nudie freaks, but he sure went fast enough there was no easy escape.
Jace
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 9:43 am
Joined: 11 Oct 2005Posts: 601Location: Seattle
At the next mass everyone should just bring some spare clothes and just start throwin clothes at him.
Aaron
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:24 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
Jace wrote:
At the next mass everyone should just bring some spare clothes and just start throwin clothes at him.
Now that is a good idea!
Eric_s
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:08 pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
Jace wrote:
At the next mass everyone should just bring some spare clothes and just start throwin clothes at him.
I think this problem has been addressed by burning man attendees with the Pants cannon, something aimed (pun intended) at Shirtcockers, but which I assume would realy knock the socks off of mr overshare.
Joe
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:40 am
Joined: 15 Feb 2007Posts: 430
Lutella wrote:
Gahhhhhgh! I'm trying to eat a doughnut here, for christsakes!
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