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henry
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:28 pm Reply with quote
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If i see one more jackass rolling around without lights, brakes, dare I say helments and most of all Some Fucking Common Sense I will personally get in my car and run them down.

Maybe it's just too much time on the Hill, but I swear 40% of people on bikes want to injure themselves.

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lantius
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:30 pm Reply with quote
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i've got three out of four?
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jeff
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quote
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Every time I stroll through cap hill I keep saying to myself: "God needs to take out the trash more often."

If it's not the vapid fucks riding track bikes with broomstick handlebars it's the human trash that begs for change.

Seriously, God. Garbage day is every Monday.

And don't even get me started on all the kick ball/dodge ball crap. Listen kids, recess ended when they handed you that diploma in 12th grade.

In summation, I am a total fucking hypocrite douche bag. Please kill me.
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henry
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:32 pm Reply with quote
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Unfortunately the only negotiable one is a helmet.

Lee ... you will get Jettowned. Although ... i bet your trucker vs. our jetta would be a pretty fair fight.

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joeball
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:42 pm Reply with quote
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I was back in bellingham for the weekend and I must say there are a lot more bicycles on the streets and highways (out in the county). It's nice to see. On par the people riding on the highway are more squiddy and often have areo bars and are wearing helmets. But in town riding a bike has a much more relaxed feel and I must say the majority of people on bikes that I saw were not wearing helmets, it was almost refreshing in a way. I'm sure there are fixies but I didn't see any that time, mainly rigid old mtn bikes.
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:56 pm Reply with quote
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jeff wrote:
dodge ball crap. Listen kids, recess ended when they handed you that diploma in 12th grade.


the next time i play kickball down the block im going to come over to your house first and duct tape you into the ball.
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surlykat
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:57 pm Reply with quote
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Helmets are for people who want to keep their brains within their skulls, and not splattered across the sidewalk.

It's a personal choice, though. Sort of like smoking.
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm Reply with quote
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god i love cigarettes.
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Stanglor
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:04 pm Reply with quote
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derrickito wrote:
god i love cigarettes.


I just want you to know that I ordered one of these, and I've been practicing


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MikeOD
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:11 pm Reply with quote
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henry wrote:
If i see one more jackass rolling around without lights, brakes, dare I say helments and most of all Some Fucking Common Sense I will personally get in my car and run them down.

Maybe it's just too much time on the Hill, but I swear 40% of people on bikes want to injure themselves.

You forgot drunk jackasses on bikes. Look out all of .83, Henry's coming!

I wonder though how you'll manage to run yourself over with the car while you're drunk on a bike?
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lantius
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:38 pm Reply with quote
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henry wrote:
Lee ... you will get Jettowned. Although ... i bet your trucker vs. our jetta would be a pretty fair fight.

it's worth it to know that after you hit me you'll have to drive around for five hours looking for parking, scenester!

this may become substantially more dangerous, however, once we are neighbors.
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henry
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:39 pm Reply with quote
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lantius wrote:

this may become substantially more dangerous, however, once we are neighbors.


Indeed it will. Want to help me move on saturday?

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langston
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:41 pm Reply with quote
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herny, mellow your angst with a little salt... Baconsalt!
www.baconsalt.com/
I want some of that stuff so bad, dang.
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Joe
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:47 pm Reply with quote
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surlykat wrote:
Helmets are for people who want to keep their brains within their skulls, and not splattered across the sidewalk.

It's a personal choice, though. Sort of like smoking.


I always wear a helmet when I smoke. It's just common sense.
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ro
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:11 pm Reply with quote
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What about old gray snarly snarky bicyclists? I think you should stop riding a bike when you turn thirty and start acting your age. And what about people that post and don't have a cool picture by their name?
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lantius
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:21 pm Reply with quote
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jeff
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:34 pm Reply with quote
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Ro,

After seeing how much stuff you hauled out to the Hood Canal it's safe to say that you are beyond cool and tough.

So, you pretty much get a free pass on everything.
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chunts
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:26 pm Reply with quote
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henry wrote:
If i see one more jackass rolling around without lights, brakes, dare I say helments and most of all Some Fucking Common Sense I will personally get in my car and run them down.

Maybe it's just too much time on the Hill, but I swear 40% of people on bikes want to injure themselves.


maybe you could troll pine on a saturday night and "install" cardboard cutouts of brakes on all the bikes locked up.
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Kindred
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:38 pm Reply with quote
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chunts wrote:
henry wrote:
If i see one more jackass rolling around without lights, brakes, dare I say helments and most of all Some Fucking Common Sense I will personally get in my car and run them down.

Maybe it's just too much time on the Hill, but I swear 40% of people on bikes want to injure themselves.


maybe you could troll pine on a saturday night and "install" cardboard cutouts of brakes on all the bikes locked up.


That's a pretty fuckin' funny idea. Go for it. SOme cardboard stock paper would be sufficient.
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Happy Stick Person
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:20 pm Reply with quote
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derrickito wrote:
god i love cigarettes.


if only there was a way to deep fry em...
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ripper
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:56 pm Reply with quote
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from a tshirt sold at RELoad, you know.

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the dreaded ben
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:37 am Reply with quote
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
derrickito wrote:
god i love cigarettes.


if only there was a way to deep fry em...

and light them with ranch?
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wakingjonas
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:48 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 06 Jul 2007 Posts: 62 Location: bitter lake

jeff wrote:
Ro,

After seeing how much stuff you hauled out to the Hood Canal it's safe to say that you are beyond cool and tough.

So, you pretty much get a free pass on everything.


oh my god...my old stomping grounds...where on the hood canal??
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wakingjonas
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:51 pm Reply with quote
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henry wrote:
If i see one more jackass rolling around without lights, brakes, dare I say helments and most of all Some Fucking Common Sense I will personally get in my car and run them down.

Maybe it's just too much time on the Hill, but I swear 40% of people on bikes want to injure themselves.


avoid all the shame of hipster fashion like me and wear the spandex with the padded bottom.

road warrior materialism ftw
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john
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:45 am Reply with quote
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wakingjonas wrote:

avoid all the shame of hipster fashion like me and wear the spandex with the padded bottom.


She's got a point there... jeans are the new squidlyhip...

damn... lame in jeans, lame in lycra...

biking's just so lame any way you go

I gotta go get in my car to protect myself from being lame...

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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:12 pm Reply with quote
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
derrickito wrote:
god i love cigarettes.


if only there was a way to deep fry em...


You should make a big giant cigarette cake.


Then smoke it.
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jeff
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:24 pm Reply with quote
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Then smoke it.


Hey Jeff, what's up?
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:33 pm Reply with quote
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jeff wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Then smoke it.


Hey Jeff, what's up?


Slowly working my way into this forum. But don't tell anyone. It has to be stealthy.
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ro
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:38 pm Reply with quote
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Wakingjonas
Ask the dreaded ben about hood canal, he was the den mother that weekend.
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wakingjonas
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:19 pm Reply with quote
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tahuya <3
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