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langston
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:45 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
the really effective measure would be to burn the Hummer, his house and also his cat. Anyone with a chin-strap beard, lives with his mom and wants to start an "Image" based Sports Marketing company has watched too much television and needs some reprogramming.
Stay in school, kids. Look what MTV did for this guy.
Eric_s
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:00 am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
langston wrote:
Stay in school, kids. Look what MTV did for this guy.
Aside from the fact that he looks like a douche and lives with his mom, wouldn't it have been more effective to just cover the damn thing with offensive stickers?
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
langston wrote:
the really effective measure would be to burn the Hummer, his house and also his cat. Anyone with a chin-strap beard, lives with his mom and wants to start an "Image" based Sports Marketing company has watched too much television and needs some reprogramming.
Stay in school, kids. Look what MTV did for this guy.
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Eric_s wrote:
Aside from the fact that he looks like a douche and lives with his mom, wouldn't it have been more effective to just cover the damn thing with offensive stickers?
Eh. Fire would still have made more of a statement. Of course, it could be perceived that the toxic offgassing of a burning hummer would be just as polluting as a couple days' worth of driving the bummer around.
Eric_s
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:26 am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
langston wrote:
Eh. Fire would still have made more of a statement. Of course, it could be perceived that the toxic offgassing of a burning hummer would be just as polluting as a couple days' worth of driving the bummer around.
I don't feel that destroying someone's personal property is an effective way to get the message across, which is that hummer drivers tend to be douchebags (please see: Every single interaction I've had with them on the road). Repeatedly stickering someone's genital augmentation with statements about how much of a douche they are seems to me to be far more effective than damaging or destroying their shit.
Remington
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:29 am
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
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He has had to deal with a number of people who have driven by the crime scene and glared at him in smug satisfaction.
I've been thinking about towing a car with bike(s) during critical mass, as a statement saying that they hold you back. Like a non-running junker Ford Festiva (with no windows) or something. It people start to beat the shit out of it, even better.
Anyone wanna help make that happen when I'm back in September?
langston
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:30 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Remington wrote:
Anyone wanna help make that happen when I'm back in September?
as long as we can dump it in your yard afterwards, yes.
Remington
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:31 am
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
langston wrote:
Remington wrote:
Anyone wanna help make that happen when I'm back in September?
as long as we can dump it in your yard afterwards, yes.
help me haul it back to lynnwood :)
derrickito
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:03 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
I've been thinking about towing a car with bike(s) during critical mass, as a statement saying that they hold you back. Like a non-running junker Ford Festiva (with no windows) or something. It people start to beat the shit out of it, even better.
Anyone wanna help make that happen when I'm back in September?
I have a gigantic 1978 orange van that would look amazing being pulled by a team of you idiots. It leaks oil like the Valdez and gets 8 miles per gallon.
I would love to have you pull me around while I sit in the dirver's seat drinking tallboys.
Remington
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:18 am
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
jeff wrote:
I would love to have you pull me around while I sit in the dirver's seat drinking tallboys.
As long as you're ready for whatever potential stoning you would get.
henry
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:19 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
Remington wrote:
As long as you're ready for whatever potential stoning you would get.
As long as you're ready for whatever potential stoning you would get.
Jeff's never been known to mind getting stoned.
I'm stoned right now.
Remington
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:33 am
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
jeff wrote:
I have a gigantic 1978 orange van that would look amazing being pulled by a team of you idiots. It leaks oil like the Valdez and gets 8 miles per gallon.
Alright, sounds like a plan. The bigger the better, I guess. I'll talk to you when I get back.
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