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Eric_s

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:47 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

http://www.komotv.com/news/9091051.html

That's what I get for trolling right back.

keyholefish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:01 am

Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 268 Location: somerville, ma

Those are some real choice quotes. :-|

Eric_s

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:08 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

keyholefish wrote:

Those are some real choice quotes. :-|

yeah, I forgot the first rule of responding to media trolls, which is only respond with something you'd like to see in print.

john

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:20 am

AAAARRRRRGGGGbllll pppphtt! Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 725 Location: In the lab.

Eric_s wrote:

keyholefish wrote:

Those are some real choice quotes. :-|

yeah, I forgot the first rule of responding to media trolls, which is only respond with something you'd like to see in print.

I thoguht your quote was great... not as good as the first guys... you needed to throw a bit of ubermensche into it...

but all in all true and good...

Fuck it... bring on the jihad... bikes will win eventually.

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TrikerTrev

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:34 pm

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

i bet if i squeezed my balls together it would resemble kens picture

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jeff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:39 pm

SOC pussy Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 4501

Fuck Ken Scram ass. Hard. With a rusty pedal attached to a broken fork (it's welded on).

Eric_s

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:32 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

Here's the full text:

Dear Ken,

Cyclists split lanes because we can, and leave you sitting in traffic sucking exhaust with all the other losers. Cyclists run reds because we don't have some big ass engine to get us back up to 30 mph, and we're not inattentively piloting 6000 lb douchemobiles which can kill (us) with one late brake. LFP is flaunting the County's Growth management plan, Illegally, and surprise, the got slapped down for it. Now, they are spending city resources to post a cop on a major transportation route to tell people to slow down to the barely-signed and 5mph less than the rest of the trail speed limit, and they have put in something like 46 stop signs on every damn waterfront driveway which crosses the trail. This is not about someone being a "Spandex scofflaw" as your inflammatory and grossly ill-informed rant states, but this is about maintaining and growing a heavily travelled and useful link in our transportation corridor.

This is directly equivalent to the city of seattle putting in cross streets on Aurora just after downtown and then putting stop signs up, and then ticketing everyone who does not come to a full stop for no cross traffic. In other words, fucking retarded.

Thanks,
Eric

joeball

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:08 am

Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

I think that the appropriate reply would have been"

"I don't stop at stop signs because I have a bear sticker on the back of my bike"

koos42

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:14 am

Joined: 10 Jul 2007 Posts: 367 Location: ON YOUR LEFT! your other left.

joeball wrote:

I think that the appropriate reply would have been"

"I don't stop at stop signs because I have a bear sticker on the back of my bike"

Oh my god that bear sticker shit is such bullshit. It's one thing if you know the cop that pulls you over... but a sticker that is a get out of traffic violations free pass...

You could probably slap a bear sticker on your bare ass, beat down a random person in front of a cop, and his first question would be, "So, who do you know on the force?"

Eric_s

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:42 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

joeball wrote:

I think that the appropriate reply would have been"

"I don't stop at stop signs because I have a bear sticker on the back of my bike"

A+++ GREAT EBAYER WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!!

I need to get or make a ton of those.

joeball

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:55 am

Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

I suppose a better t-shirt would be

"No, I saw the stop sign
you must have missed my bear though"
*insert bear pic*

Eric_s

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:01 pm

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

joeball wrote:

I suppose a better t-shirt would be

"No, I saw the stop sign
you must have missed my bear though"
*insert bear pic*

For a moment there I thought it read "Beer"

henry

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:15 pm

somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

joeball wrote:

I suppose a better t-shirt would be

"No, I saw the stop sign
you must have missed my bear though"
*insert bear pic*

'cause THAT won't get you a ticket.

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chunts

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:41 pm

Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 85 Location: Cappy

joeball wrote:

I suppose a better t-shirt would be

"No, I saw the stop sign
you must have missed my bear though"
*insert bear pic*

the pic had a bike cop doing this right? see if you can drop them. lets get some "high speed" chases on the evening news as cops pursue derelict cyclists. see if they send out the helicopter

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