there are some other gems in there that i didn't go find. i'll leave it up to the rest of you to find stuff like joby's ride to olympia and other adventures in asshattery from the past.
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derrickito
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:16 pm
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ahhh history. good finds lee!
henry
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:46 pm
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I'd have to say that first tuesday night ride was some of the most fun i've ever had. The ride? well we just went straight up the burke to bothell ... and back.
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oh... history.
i believe Torch had it right: growing pains.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:57 pm
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its shitty outside so I read ALL that old funny (and fucktarded) stuff.
can I say that i'm REAL FUCKING GLAD this group got past it's "growing pains" and high school BS. Derrick, you had it right...biking is fun, lets have some!
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mcrawfor
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:22 pm
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My favorite:
j_ryde wrote:
Or photoshopping a picture of Mike's nephew with a horsecock? Give me a fucking break. Please tell me that you guys aren't beyond a simple scrap of common decency.
I'm all about having fun, but I'm also about having some respect. Is that too much to ask?
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:24 pm
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However, It looks like someone actually is taking it seriously. I'd better go trash it. Also, I post a lot because I'm bored with my internet desk job. If you're not some 1337 h4x0r or whatever, you don't have to post.
P.S. to be helpful, I think you still have to go on like, a few rides, and buy some beers at some point or another (for me), and you do have to go to a greenlake race, and then you have to collect at least 100 coins and beat the level boss and then you might get a spoke card. I don't have a spoke card, so i don't really know what it takes.
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Alastair
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:28 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
I don't have a spoke card, so i don't really know what it takes.
You'll find out after a many tries... around 22 to be exact:
Eric_s
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Alastair wrote:
Eric_s wrote:
I don't have a spoke card, so i don't really know what it takes.
You'll find out after a many tries... around 22 to be exact
.. and I have to collect 100 gold coins and beat the miniboss. This is going to take a while.
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J
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beat your mom's miniboss
oh god i don't know what came over me
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:22 am
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That was a fun read. Is that J-Ryde guy still around?
Happy Stick told me on my 5th ride everyone punches me in the balls and then I get to be in the gang. I also had to pay him $50.
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
That was a fun read. Is that J-Ryde guy still around?
Happy Stick told me on my 5th ride everyone punches me in the balls and then I get to be in the gang. I also had to pay him $50.
He's confused. You actually have to pay me $100.
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TrikerTrev
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gsbarnes wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
That was a fun read. Is that J-Ryde guy still around?
Happy Stick told me on my 5th ride everyone punches me in the balls and then I get to be in the gang. I also had to pay him $50.
He's confused. You actually have to pay me $100.
so what about the girls? Is this the reason we have such a lack of fems sticking around...after 5 rides or so they get phased out?
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bott
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:47 am
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TrikerTrev wrote:
so what about the girls? Is this the reason we have such a lack of fems sticking around...after 5 rides or so they get phased out?
ooh. the irony.
gsbarnes
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:47 am
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TrikerTrev wrote:
gsbarnes wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
That was a fun read. Is that J-Ryde guy still around?
Happy Stick told me on my 5th ride everyone punches me in the balls and then I get to be in the gang. I also had to pay him $50.
He's confused. You actually have to pay me $100.
so what about the girls? Is this the reason we have such a lack of fems sticking around...after 5 rides or so they get phased out?
After 2 rides, women get a personal evaluation by Derrick.
Sometimes the evaluation takes place even after 1 ride, or earlier!
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Happy Stick Person
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TrikerTrev wrote:
so what about the girls? Is this the reason we have such a lack of fems sticking around...after 5 rides or so they get phased out?
ummm derrick?
lantius
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:02 am
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:
so what about the girls? Is this the reason we have such a lack of fems sticking around...after 5 rides or so they get phased out?
ummm derrick?
or trevor?
derrickito
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lantius wrote:
Happy Stick Person wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:
so what about the girls? Is this the reason we have such a lack of fems sticking around...after 5 rides or so they get phased out?
ummm derrick?
or trevor?
TREVOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:24 am
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It was also in November 2005 that Andre foreshadowed one of .83's main hobbies:
henry wrote:
joeball wrote:
I think we should end in chinatown some night and totally rock a karaoke bar
OMG
*starts warming up*
But I don't think we got to our first ride featuring karaoke until we went to the Boxcar on Thursday, January 12th, 2006. Two facts emerge here:
One, this was the beginning of the infamous brandy phase (which last popped up when Scotty visited back in October 2006)
Two, Ben sang Johnny Be Goode. I wonder if Denny still has those photos and videos copied somewhere.
Also worth noting, back in ye olde August 2005, the prefunk meetups were at the College Inn Pub and in Fremont, where we rode down to Westlake together ala Critical Mass.
derrickito
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:58 am
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lantius wrote:
One, this was the beginning of the infamous brandy phase (which last popped up when Scotty visited back in October 2006)
just wrong on this one fact about brandy. on the night of the first thanksgiving ride, my roomate/sister had just made some cookies and had used a bit of a bottle of flavored brandy and she didn't need the rest. i took it out and we were drinking it at alki. i bought it a bunch more early on. i remember this as it was the first time i ever had that fruity cheap brandy and i really liked it. it was my staple for a while.
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Well that was a fun read. I think it can all be summed up with:
if a little razzing and horse cock on the forum is too much for you (or anyone), why are you even here?
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