Let's not forget K2.0's firewalking attempt. That's when she officially freaked me out.
Kelly 2.0 *removes shoes and pulls a flaming stick out of the fire to try walking on it*
Joe, in disbelief "what are you doing" *grabs stick and puts it back in the fire*
Kelly 2.0 "I'm trying to fire walk" *rolls big bruning log out*
Joe "No, you're whacked out on goofballs"
Chris NEWB *some how gives Kelly a burning stick again to enable her*
Joe, to Chris "Now what are YOU doing, what is wrong with you?"
Chris *snide remark, continues to enable*
Joe "I'll kick your ass you little..." *gets nutpunched, doubles over, lays on bench*
*curtains closes following this scene*
please edit ala wiki as needed
Very nicely recounted. A couple of emendations (in bold):
Joe, to Chris "Now what are YOU doing, what is wrong with you?"
Chris *snide remark, continues to enable*
Joe "I'll SET YOU ON FIRE you little..." *BRANDISEHES FLAMING LOG, gets nutpunched, doubles over, CRAWLS OFF TO DIE ON BENCH, DERRICK RUNS OVER TO ENSURE THAT LAST THING JOE SEES BEFORE DYING IS ITO CROTCH*
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i felt bad, tried to give you a free punch.
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john wrote:
Did I make yer Labia sore?
It's been known to happen when girls hang out with me.
Actually no, but there's a bit of a sore spot on each of my hips.
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john wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:
john wrote:
Did I make yer Labia sore?
It's been known to happen when girls hang out with me.
thats almost as gracefully a come-on as someone else who shall reamain nameless.
There's a difference Trev in that... I am more than happy to have you hang with me.... and I promise that I will make yer dick sore...
you should try it some time...
i used to do repelling/jumaring/hauling laps as big wall training on the foot bridge over ravenna park. i'm sure my balls can handle anything you can throw at 'em.
i'll bring my own harness just incase...
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bruising labia's is my day job... there's just nothing sexual in what I was saying... really... it is shop talk... and it really is...
but yes I will admit I am being overtly sexual with Trevy on the other thread and i will mind myself there...
thanks alot joe...ya kawkblocin shitwistle.
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I'm just glad I have a rule finally... I was feeling like I wasn't noticed by any "masters"..erk... oh damn.. I made an allusion... said master... now I must be punished...oh...Joe...please be easy on me... bad john... will it hurt Joe?
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well, since everyone has gone to bed (except for Lee) and the guilty parties have had our fun.
Regarding Labial bruising...
Aside from being a grad student... in my day job I am a theatrical rigger, I fly people for a living (www.cabiri.org) . We did some charity work for the pointy3 calendar (and you don't get to know what charity work it was till ya buy the calendar. Giving it a little plug... It's a cool shot... you should buy the calendar.). Anyway, asking if a labia is bruised is standard tech talk for a person who has been in a flying harness for a significant amount of time (unless it is a guy, then you ask about any testicular inflamation). Flying harnesses have come a long way since Peter Pan, but you can still have significant tissue damage. A herniated testicle is not uncommon for even an amspec jerk vest if not fitted properly.
Anyway, I thought I would clarify that i was using standard technical questions out of their proper setting... sort of contextually punny sentences... perhaps buffoonery even... I would like to think Jauque Le Coque would approve...
Due to the sensitive nature of our society andd the plethora of irresponsible notations that have propogated, it would of course be irresponsible of me to not clarify the context of the terms after the initial humorous pun array has worn off the original snicker factor.
In abet Ken...
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pwned by a curb. apparently it's not broken, though.
Curb n00b reporting in.
Good news!
- My collarbone isn't broken! It's just a really nasty sprain!
- Hopefully I'll be back on my bike in three-four weeks!
-Bike isn't too damaged! Hopefully I just need to get the wheels trued.
-I don't have to do dishes or take out the trash at work for as long as I can milk this shit.
Bad News!
- Nasty reaction to the anti-inflammatory the doctor prescribed that left me rolling on the floor clutching my stomach. seriously, Fuck Naproxin.
- I cant lift anything or raise my arm
-I'm not allowed to wear a brace, So I can't milk the gimpness for pity.
Good news!
-I have a shitton of Vicoden to keep me company!
Bad news!
-I'm a giant noob who hit a curb in the dark on her first .83 ride. Lawl. All of my injuries come from idiotic things anyway. ask me about my fake tooth sometime.
Good news!
-Despite being pwn'd by a curb, I had a great time and fully intend on riding with y'all again, if you'll let me.
Thank you all who waited around for me and walked my bike up the hill and made sure I was ok. It was really, really awesome of y'all. thank you.
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Hey Bonnie, that's some good/shitty/roxor/suxor news. Glad things aren't toooo fucked up...
Glad you had fun before the shit hit, and come back when you're ready to deal with us fuckwits again.
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