goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
surlykat wrote:
Wouldn't it be a bit difficult to ride a bike in space? We'd probably need magnetic wheels or something. Hey, that could work...
I'm thinking an ion drive connected to a generator connected to the pedals.
we'd need a source of Reaction mass. I therefore nominate Derrick as test pilot/fuel source.
Foo
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:07 am
Joined: 27 Jul 2007Posts: 583
Yeah, but I'm thinking that's just gonna gunk up the drive grids. (although the thought of Derrick pooping into a multi kV electrical grid makes me chuckle.)
(On the other hand, the mere thought of what that would smell like has now permanently rendered me incapable of ever feeling joy again.)
Does Derrick even need electrostatic acceleration of his efflua? IIRC, it sounded like he managed to get a pretty decent deltaV just fine on his own.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:11 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
a guy named seth brought a bike with rocket fire out the back to the greenlake race once. he blew a ring and shot his liquid fuel all over the bike path.
langston
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:17 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
john wrote:
I do believe Denny should lead this sub-committe...
but Langston should be the test pilot of what we build.
He's used to employment of similar duration and catastrophic bike failure also of similar nature.
I'm down. Note, I get violently motion sick whenever rides/cars/spaceships spin or go upside down, so fare warning.
Foo
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:30 am
Joined: 27 Jul 2007Posts: 583
Well, that's Perfect! We use a tandem with you in front, Derrick in back.
Derrick provides thrust and when the ride starts getting too crazy, you provide the retrorockets!
john
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:32 am
AAAARRRRRGGGGbllll pppphtt!Joined: 26 Aug 2006Posts: 725Location: In the lab.
Foo wrote:
Well, that's Perfect! We use a tandem with you in front, Derrick in back.
Derrick provides thrust and when the ride starts getting too crazy, you provide the retrorockets!
I do believe if we pipe Langstons vomit into Derricks mouth, the bile will supercharge the gastric process in Derrick and increase his ion thruster.
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a guy named seth brought a bike with rocket fire out the back to the greenlake race once. he blew a ring and shot his liquid fuel all over the bike path.
Please tell me that the spilled fuel caught on fire.
You have a chance to make my day awesome here, Derrick.
langston
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:56 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
bitch, please. You think it ever got turned on? That still doesn't match what I wanted though; two people, one vomit. Mouthbabies.
Yeah dude, I wasn't really willing to do the legwork for you. I got queasy just looking at the sewer of sites that that my google search for "japanese vomit".
I've seen the video you're looking for, BTW, when I was new at the whole internet thing.
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MikeOD
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:11 am
Joined: 04 Feb 2006Posts: 545
TrikerTrev wrote:
I could always attach a couple of solid rocket boosters to the trike...hell, do it at the front wheel axle and i'd even have directional capabilities.
yes, but no more reproductive capabilities. You'd have a homemade dish to bring to the testical festival.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:19 am
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
MikeOD wrote:
TrikerTrev wrote:
I could always attach a couple of solid rocket boosters to the trike...hell, do it at the front wheel axle and i'd even have directional capabilities.
yes, but no more reproductive capabilities. You'd have a homemade dish to bring to the testical festival.
your under the impression i need to spawn MORE?!?
you havent met my kids i take it...youd understand why i'm a happy statistic.
Less likely to incinerate other racers (might be viewed as either a plus or minus) and not having to carry oxidizers gives a way higher ISP. Give that trike some wings and you can just fly a shortcut across the lake.
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