Joined: 13 Dec 2005Posts: 1930Location: balls deepx
Yet another day on the forums...
Only today is different!
Understand what I'm saying here?
Just reading this post could change your life.
Usually these long off-topic posts are shitty.
Sometimes, however, something great happens.
This post is one of those gems.
Leave it to me...
Only, you must be patient.
Sacrificing twenty more seconds will pay off.
This I promise you.
There is a gift at the end of this message.
He who is patient will receive it.
Everyone can have some, because there is plenty.
Give and take, it's a wonderful thing.
And now I am...
Making you go back and read...
Every first letter of each line.
henry
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:26 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
nope. One of the downsides of being underemployed (I mean, I'm still temping...and I start a new job Monday, shit!) is that paydays are irregular. I have no smoky treats but nice four-digit check coming, sometime soon.
zanimal
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:43 am
Joined: 06 Sep 2006Posts: 135Location: West Seattle
We never get the full story, so let's fill in the blanks:
Guy walks out of the bathroom on the ferry, chuckles to his friend, "There's a bong in the bathroom". Another passenger overhears, sort of, starts shouting "There's a bomb! Someone found a bomb!". Panic and mayhem ensue, FBI and bomb squad are called. Meanwhile, the guys who have been stashing the bong have become curiously fascinated with the mechanical workings of the ferry and the terminal...
TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:03 am
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
We never get the full story, so let's fill in the blanks:
Guy walks out of the bathroom on the ferry, chuckles to his friend, "There's a bong in the bathroom". Another passenger overhears, sort of, starts shouting "There's a bomb! Someone found a bomb!". Panic and mayhem ensue, FBI and bomb squad are called. Meanwhile, the guys who have been stashing the bong have become curiously fascinated with the mechanical workings of the ferry and the terminal...
see, and after all that money thrown into Iraq, Al Kida is still winning!
score another one for "the terrorists".
Gawd we've turned into a country of fucking crybabychickenshits.
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