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The Point 83 Fattypants Subcommittee presents: 9.11 Never Forget! (how fat you really are)
Tuesday September 11th (9/11!)
Red Square 7pm. Ride to Northgate Red Robin.
So you think you can eat?
1 cheeseburger, and as many endless fries as you can eat. baskets of fries will be tallied. Point 83 eat off!
Cheeseburger spoke cards, trophy for the winner, and bragging rights as the fattest fatty. (cheeseburger of your choice, veggieburgers are acceptible). To register, show up, ride, order, and eat eat eat. Red Robin supplies endless french fries with all burgers.
RULES 1. Vomit: if you vomit, you cannot continue until you re-eat the vomit food. if you refuse to eat your own fry vomit, disqualified. if you do eat your vomit, you are a-ok to continue.
2. Time Limits no time limit! im hesitant to make a time limit, because we are doing this unannounced and cant expect a constrant stream of fries at hand every second (so speed of eating is not important). I'll have a tally system in place to count how many fry baskets everyone has eaten, regardless of how fast they get to the table. if two people are still eating the fries at the table an hour and a half after they first hit the table, let them continue eating until we make up a new rule saying otherwise or until one of them finally bows out.
3. Bathroom breaks NO BATHROOM BREAKS. go before the burgers hit the table. if you must go to the bathroom, in order to continue without disqualification, pooping and or peeing must be done AT THE TABLE. if you're man (or woman) enough to make more room in front of everyone, then more power to you.
4. Bowing out if you're done, and you can't go any further, you must scream "IM A STUPID BABY". at that time your total will be posted, and you are free to do whatever you'd like with the contents of your stomach.
the person with the most fry baskets eaten will win the GOLDEN POTATO trophy, a few extra pounds (enabling them to enter craigslist personals as a BBM/W), and our constant admiration and limited respect.
MOST BASKETS OF FRIES is the goal here. if you can down 20 baskets of fries in a short time then you bow out. thats ok. length of time is not important. if you eat 20, dont vomit (or eat it if you do), then bow out, it's up to everyone else to beat your limit. amount is the goal here, not time.
Current fattypants promised to attend:
Foo
Remmington
Henry
Derrickito
TrikerTrev
Rob
SeditiousCanary
Koos
pete
langston
seven
cassafras
kalen
laura
mikeOD
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TrikerTrev
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:42 am
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
i'll starve like an Ethernopian to win this...starting now!
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seth_seth
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:48 am
Joined: 11 May 2007Posts: 92Location: Blard!
i'll pass on being a contestant, but i can't wait to watch you guys stuff food down your man-pleasers.
there should be prizes for the puking contest on the ride back.
rob
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:49 am
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
You all are going down.
Not like the syndrome, though. That's different.
henry
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:50 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
As much as I hate you guys, I may have to attend this function.
I didn't get this ass by not eating!
Are veggie versions allowed?
(edit)Dear cass: learn to read.
Love, cass(/edit)
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kalen
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:23 pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2007Posts: 342Location: Olympia, on the farm
Or was it too easy?
Between this and the fondue ride, we're doing well to get ready for the winter. Count me in, and get ready to eat some fries.
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:33 pm
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ive been to red robin alot (big surprise), when you ask for more fries sometimes they plop down "table fries" for everyone to munch on. we're going to have to be pretty clear that we each need our own basket. "keep em comin"
im not sure how this is going to work out, but as with all things we do, we'll play it by ear and hope management doesnt yell and bitch and moan. if they do, we clearly quote the menu that says "bottomless fries".
ill come up with some kind of frybasket tally clipboard system to keep it as fair as possible.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:34 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
oh god, i hope that's a stuffed animal.
patr0ck
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:41 pm
Joined: 02 Aug 2007Posts: 42Location: travelling between issaquah and seattle
Goddamn, I have to get a job where I'm not working nights on tuesdays! this sounds like so much fun, I would explode!
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surlykat
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:44 pm
Joined: 05 Jul 2007Posts: 658Location: in the CD
Thanks derrick for my new title, it will motivate me to eat less and ride more (she says as she polishes off the caramello she had after lunch which was a big ass sausage and fries)
rob
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:47 pm
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
derrickito wrote:
im not sure how this is going to work out, but as with all things we do, we'll play it by ear and hope management doesnt yell and bitch and moan. if they do, we clearly quote the menu that says "bottomless fries".
Hopefully they won't have the same attitude as the surly IHOP waitress at 3 in the morning:
"You know, there's a difference between all you CAN eat, and all you SHOULD eat."
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:52 pm
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all your food is belong to us!
Foo
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:02 pm
Joined: 27 Jul 2007Posts: 583
Launch all fry for great justice.
laura
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:02 pm
Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
One winner? or a little boys winner, ladies winner, and some other special category?
Either way, count me in. And move out of my way - people are going down!
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:05 pm
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call me a sexist, but ive seen some ladies put down more food than i could ever hope to accomplish.
one category!
martin
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:09 pm
Joined: 30 Jan 2006Posts: 712
derrickito wrote:
ive been to red robin alot (big surprise), when you ask for more fries sometimes they plop down "table fries" for everyone to munch on. we're going to have to be pretty clear that we each need our own basket. "keep em comin"
To all competitors - be wary of the Ketchup. I'm one who uses fries purely as a ketchup delivery vehicle and if you have to much - OH MY GOD THE SALT HEADACHE.
(back in my alcoholic days I finished an entire bottle of Heinz - NOT GOOD)
jeff
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:09 pm
SOC pussyJoined: 05 May 2006Posts: 4501
derrickito wrote:
call me a sexist, but ive seen some ladies put down more food than i could ever hope to accomplish.
one category!
From Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas' web page:
Oh yeah, she's ranked 5th in the world right now.
3. HOW DO MEN FEEL ABOUT LOSING TO YOU -- A FEMALE? When I first started eatiing competitively in mid 2003, some of the men that I defeated, from time-to-time, had a tough time accepting defeat from a member of the opposite sex, especially a little one like me. But I am now looked upon as simply one of the guys.
Foo
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:20 pm
Joined: 27 Jul 2007Posts: 583
laura wrote:
One winner? or a little boys winner, ladies winner, and some other special category?
Given that this guy is the world's second rated eating champ:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi
I think that we shouldn't be sorting by size.
If the ladies want their own division, that's fine by me, you know, since they eat like giiiirrrrlllls.
laura also wrote:
Either way, count me in. And move out of my way - people are going down!
Given that you know full well what you are going up against, I congratulate you on your enthusiasm, bravery and possibly insanity.
laura
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:23 pm
Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
Foo wrote:
Given that you know full well what you are going up against, I congratulate you on your enthusiasm, bravery and possibly insanity.
Two words:
BRING IT
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:28 pm
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so excited! ive always wanted to make cheeseburger spoke cards
possible one:
id cut them individually around the design.
SeditiousCanary
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:34 pm
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martin wrote:
(back in my alcoholic days I finished an entire bottle of Heinz - NOT GOOD)
Back? You mean you stopped?
lantius
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:38 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
derrickito wrote:
id cut them individually around the design.
... if you weren't so damn lazy. i like the design though!
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:39 pm
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martin is the only greenlake race winner in history to turn down the winners bottle of makers mark.
he'll still womp just about anyone the course though :)
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