I guarantee your safety, Matthew; I don't mind getting knocked about by women.
You're my bitch now btw.
Everyone: Matthew is my bitch... you want him, you talk to me.
See, I'm not your bitch because you can't back that promise up. None of you can protect me. The only thing protecting me from scary beat the piss out of me girls is the distance provided by the Puget Sound, namely that the girls aren't yet organised enough to lead a ride over to my house and beat the piss out of me.
For those of your keeping score, yes this is the same defence Britain used until the Blitzkreig. I expect it will work about as well for me.
So really all I have to count on is the 45 minute headstart provided by the wait the girls have on the ferry.
I am so screwed.
Remington
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:25 pm
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
Matthew wrote:
blah blah blah
I am so screwed.
vegatiblize(Matthew);
Matthew now wrote:
onion
laura
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:32 pm
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Remington wrote:
vegatiblize(Matthew);
I thought you were studying/finding a place to live/writing a resume?
Rogelio
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:13 pm
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
Matthew wrote:
See, I'm not your bitch because you can't back that promise up. None of you can protect me. The only thing protecting me from scary beat the piss out of me girls is the distance provided by the Puget Sound, namely that the girls aren't yet organised enough to lead a ride over to my house and beat the piss out of me.
Why must you underestimate my social graces Matthew? My tongue has kept me out of many an unwanted physical altercation, not my wit necessarily, but definitely my tongue.
Dear, me this does sound like paranoia; have you been sitting in dead rooms again?
You know, girls aren't bad Matthew; they are in fact quite good, and most assuredly better than boys. You really must get over the beatings you received from whatever schoolmarm traumatized you as a child.
@ laura: The vegatiblize application has a low overhead.
Joe
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I'm disappointed that the octagon hasn't yet been mentioned as a solution to this little catfight.
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While I can certainly appreciate the subtle beauty of the vegetablizer, the posts are a little like finding your favorite trashy daytime TV has been replaced with Martha Stewart. While Martha has her appeal, I want me some drama...
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the dreaded ben
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yea, who is my father, can i offer him a makeover, and does he want to fight about it?
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