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BikePorn
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:17 am Reply with quote
Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 1

From on bike lover to many others I present to you:
"The Pornograhy of the bicycle"





[b]por•nog•ra•phy:[/b]

1. the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2. material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
3. the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction
[b]
por•nog•ra•phy of the bi•cy•cle:[/b]

1. the depiction of things both erotic and ridiculous (as in short films) intended to make you laugh uncomfortably, squirm in your seat, and maybe even adjust your pants.
2. material (as in even shorter films) that depicts eroticism with, on, and about bicycles so that if we cross our fingers really hard, could possibly, maybe, if you have had a really good day…, cause sexual excitement.
3. the depiction of acts with bicycles in a sensational manner so as to cause you to get up in a huff and demand your money back. No, no, no, I mean to cause you to shake you head disapprovingly before jumping up to give a standing ovation.

Monday, September 17th 2007, The Pornography of the Bicycle will be playing for one night only at Capitol Hill Arts Center’s lower level (CHAC). The 90-minute showing will consist of 28 short films on the theme of Bike Porn. They range from the contemplative, to the inventive, to the downright illustrative. Doors will open at 6:30; the show starts promptly at 7:30. Please be advised of adult content, 21 and over.

The Pornography of the Bicycle was shown in June as part of Portland’s Underground Film Festival (PUFF), 500 people showed up and most had to be turned away.

Don’t miss your opportunity to see what the buzz is about; one night only, then the films move on to Bellingham and Vancouver, B.C.

Admission is $5.00

[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1081/1381430822_392bdc7c27.jpg[/img]
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derrickito
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quote
now with 50 percent more EVIL Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 10566

i, for one, welcome our new bicycle porn spamming overlords.
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dennyt
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:10 am Reply with quote
rocket mechanic Joined: 02 Aug 2005 Posts: 2708

I'm all excited about this prelude to HUMP!
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n_claw
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:51 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 02 Jul 2007 Posts: 517 Location: the only hill: Beacon

bikes, beer and sexual content! *bounces happily*

is there anything this girl loves more?

i'm so glad to be home--Seattle bikey folk put Boston to shame, absolute

shame.
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Aaron
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:12 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 4645

Did anyone see Jake Ryder handing out flyers at last month's CM in his favorite Lepoard Underwear?
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Foo
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:49 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 583

I was trying very, very hard not to.
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piratemolly
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:45 am Reply with quote
Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 533 Location: here, there, everywhere

let's all go! this should be fantastic.
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Hayduke
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:00 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 677 Location: Seattle, WA

I went, it was sold out, when will this show again? BTW, that is not my bike in the poster, sorry to disappoint.
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