Quite by accident last night (I was going to the weekly Burner meeting), I ended up showing up just in time for the Bike Porn showing at CHAC. There was a pretty good .83 showing there. Those of you who didn't go, whether by design or accident, you totally missed out.
Most of it was bike porn in the "Oooh, people riding bikes" and "Oooh, shiny bikes" definition. While this was fun, I felt that it was a bit misleading.
Fortunately, my expectations of nekkid people and bikes was not let down. There was even one piece that managed to simultaneously be both very possibly the funniest and hawtest porn ever created by human hands.
"Don't I bring you enough bike fun? What about DIY?"
"...it will be titanium butted carbon fiber... Then, I'm going to put my bike on a big SUV, drive it hundreds of miles and then ride it. After 20 glorious minutes, I'm going to put it back on my car and drive it home."
heh.
PS: the show is heading up to Bellingham and Vancouver to finish out the tour. If you can catch it either location, it is well worth the trip.
PPS: favorite quote (from n_claw) after one film opened with a disclaimer that everyone in said film was a complete idiot: "So, this is a film about Point 83?"
n_claw
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:30 am
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Foo wrote:
There was even one piece that managed to simultaneously be both very possibly the funniest and hawtest porn ever created by human hands.
"Don't I bring you enough bike fun? What about DIY?"
"...it will be titanium butted carbon fiber... Then, I'm going to put my bike on a big SUV, drive it hundreds of miles and then ride it. After 20 glorious minutes, I'm going to put it back on my car and drive it home."
oh lord, YES, this was definitely my favorite, along with the bike/strap-on action.
speaking of which, i think i recognized some of these lovely ladies from on our backs or suicidegirls. porn is a small industry, if broad!
Foo wrote:
PPS: favorite quote (from n_claw) after one film opened with a disclaimer that everyone in said film was a complete idiot: "So, this is a film about Point 83?"
aww shucks, you know i love the pointy3 folk, missed y'all terrible while i was rambling out on the other coast!
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:53 am
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n_claw wrote:
oh lord, YES, this was definitely my favorite, along with the bike/strap-on action.
speaking of which, i think i recognized some of these lovely ladies from on our backs or suicidegirls. porn is a small industry, if broad!
For some reason, the fact that I don't know porn actresses well enough to recognize them makes me feel oddly provincial right now.
In my defense(?), my brain was busy trying to decide if the naked girl getting it on or the girl assembling her own chopper bike from scratch was the hotter of the two.
Then they both hooked up and my brain decided it was getting light-headed and needed to sit down for a bit.
n_claw wrote:
aww shucks, you know i love the pointy3 folk, missed y'all terrible while i was rambling out on the other coast!
Psh, we know you kid because you care. Plus, you only got attribution because you were faster. "I didn't realize .83 had an entry!" was what I was about to say when you beat me to the punch.
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i should have gone last night. moped monday sucked hairy balls.
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and not in a gay moped porn sort of way.
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seth_seth wrote:
and not in a gay moped porn sort of way.
Is there any other kind of way?
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Should there be any other kind of way?
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:49 pm
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n_claw wrote:
speaking of which, i think i recognized some of these lovely ladies from on our backs or suicidegirls. porn is a small industry, if broad!
Oi, don't I know it. Then again, get yourself an interesting kink, and you'll quickly find out who the three girls/boys working in porn who do "that" are.
I'm telling you, there's like nearly zero porn with girls/boys doing/with "kink" as a rule. Well, after you get past the standard girl-girl, girl-girl-boy, girl-boy-boy, boy-boy, anal, bondage, ethnic, facial, gang bang, hairy, latex, old, shaved, upskirt, watersports, young, or hentai (in some combination of at least two or more [except girl-girl because Japanese are weird like that] of the above) porn that is. Combine more than one of those, and you'll see a lot of the same three girls/boys.
I tell you, you spend any time up close and personal with porn, and suddenly things like "How much gapping hole can you take" become part of your daily vernacular. I'll wear my porn hat on the 25th.
Mmm, clown porn... Not!
Even though I own some for pure humor value alone.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:09 pm
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n_claw wrote:
speaking of which, i think i recognized some of these lovely ladies from on our backs or suicidegirls. porn is a small industry, if broad!
some audience members seemed to at least know some of the bikes in the films, if not the actors/actresses.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:08 pm
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SeditiousCanary wrote:
Oi, don't I know it. Then again, get yourself an interesting kink, and you'll quickly find out who the three girls/boys working in porn who do "that" are.
I'm telling you, there's like nearly zero porn with girls/boys doing/with "kink" as a rule. Well, after you get past the standard girl-girl, girl-girl-boy, girl-boy-boy, boy-boy, anal, bondage, ethnic, facial, gang bang, hairy, latex, old, shaved, upskirt, watersports, young, or hentai (in some combination of at least two or more [except girl-girl because Japanese are weird like that] of the above) porn that is. Combine more than one of those, and you'll see a lot of the same three girls/boys.
I tell you, you spend any time up close and personal with porn, and suddenly things like "How much gapping hole can you take" become part of your daily vernacular. I'll wear my porn hat on the 25th.
Mmm, clown porn... Not!
Even though I own some for pure humor value alone.
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