How about SmartBacon? (synthetic, shitty tastin' bacon<?> made for those who were were dumb enough to give up the glorious world of carnivorism)
Eating it makes me think that it might have been a "smart" choice to be vegetarian for 11 years...hey, it's all I've got....
Eric_s
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:09 am
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G*retch wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
And no turkey bacon cheaters!!
How about SmartBacon? (synthetic, shitty tastin' bacon<?> made for those who were were dumb enough to give up the glorious world of carnivorism)
Bacon is a vegetable. Problem solved.
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Rogelio
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:11 am
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G*retch wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
And no turkey bacon cheaters!!
How about SmartBacon? (synthetic, shitty tastin' bacon<?> made for those who were were dumb enough to give up the glorious world of carnivorism)
Eating it makes me think that it might have been a "smart" choice to be vegetarian for 11 years...hey, it's all I've got....
I'm banned from cooking fake bacon at my friends house after filling their home with it's wonderful scent which they claim lasted for days and days.
I stand by it; it goes well on quesadillas if prepared crispy, though I can't stand it too much on its own.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:12 am
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G*retch wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
And no turkey bacon cheaters!!
How about SmartBacon? (synthetic, shitty tastin' bacon<?> made for those who were were dumb enough to give up the glorious world of carnivorism)
Eating it makes me think that it might have been a "smart" choice to be vegetarian for 11 years...hey, it's all I've got....
fakin is even worse as that disgusting canadain knock off overly salted ham that they call bacon. it's a fucking crime is what it is.
Quote:
"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold. Oh, I'll accommodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine."
-Anthony Bourdain
n_claw
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:23 am
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
How about SmartBacon? (synthetic, shitty tastin' bacon<?> made for those who were were dumb enough to give up the glorious world of carnivorism)
Eating it makes me think that it might have been a "smart" choice to be vegetarian for 11 years...hey, it's all I've got....
fakin is even worse as that disgusting canadain knock off overly salted ham that they call bacon. it's a fucking crime is what it is.
Quote:
"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold. Oh, I'll accommodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine."
-Anthony Bourdain
I love anthony bourdain.
I've known and loved Vegetarians. Only one of them could resist real bacon, not that water injected, fatty skin flap that most groceries sell. Bacon should be thick cut! Thick cut means 5mm thick and marbled with fat, not only fat. Grr... cheap bacon makes me Angry!
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:25 am
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Quote:
"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold. Oh, I'll accommodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine."
-Anthony Bourdain
I'm down with Tony, I just can’t stand the feel of shredding lumps of sinew between my teeth and that wonderful coating of fat that your mouth gets, particularly after laying off the animal fats for a while then starting up again, which makes me feel dirty inside. Not the good kind of dirty involving machine lube, actual dirt, girls, or any combination of the prior, but more of a I-haven’t-bathed-in-a-week, natural, kind of dirty… greasy… all brought on by a simple meal.
I more down with Mr. Bourdain’s flagrant spirit of indulgence, overdrinking, and joy for life.
And I'm rarely symptomatic with any sort of cold, I just carry it with me and spread the love.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:37 am
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Quote:
Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit
If it wasn't for Mitt Romney, Mr. Bourdain could have been my most-ignorant-person-of-the-week. Oh well.
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Eric_s
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:04 pm
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Raindog wrote:
Quote:
Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit
If it wasn't for Mitt Romney, Mr. Bourdain could have been my most-ignorant-person-of-the-week. Oh well.
What? am I surrounded by a bunch of soy-eating pansies ignoring their omnivorous bodies?
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laura
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:11 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
What? am I surrounded by a bunch of soy-eating pansies ignoring their omnivorous bodies?
No! Real piggie bacon all the way. Omnivores unite!
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:15 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
What? am I surrounded by a bunch of soy-eating pansies ignoring their omnivorous bodies?
If I'm around, then yes.
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vaticdart
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:18 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
Raindog wrote:
Quote:
Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit
If it wasn't for Mitt Romney, Mr. Bourdain could have been my most-ignorant-person-of-the-week. Oh well.
What? am I surrounded by a bunch of soy-eating pansies ignoring their omnivorous bodies?
I turn my back on the this thread for five hours and it turns into a veggie/vegan bashing free-for-all. How could I have missed it? I love bashing on veggies and vegans, but this isn't the place.
Let's just say bacon = God if you like meat. I also like most of the fake meats, but I've never found a fake bacon that doesn't make me want to slaughter a million fetal calves.
Undoing the threadjack... BREAKFAST! So are people good with Sunday, November 4th, meeting at the downtown Top Pot at 7:30 or 8?
Who wants to compile a list of places that open by 9am and do bloody marys?
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Eric_s
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:24 pm
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vaticdart wrote:
Who wants to compile a list of places that open by 9am and do bloody marys?
Well unless you folks come with a really entertaining reason for me to ride tonight I may just sit around and compile a list based on the suggestions of those writing about breakfast. So put in all your requests and a list may result.
zuvembi
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:29 pm
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vaticdart wrote:
Undoing the threadjack... BREAKFAST! So are people good with Sunday, November 4th, meeting at the downtown Top Pot at 7:30 or 8?
Who wants to compile a list of places that open by 9am and do drink a pitcher of bloody marys?
I'd climb over a pile of bloodied hobos for this ride. I'm in.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:37 pm
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Hattie's Hat Restaurant
5231 Ballard Avenue NW
Seattle, WA 98107
206-784-0175
The Hi-Life
5425 Russell Ave., NW
Seattle, WA 98107
From:
Hatties Hat
5231 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107
Change address or drag marker
Bike:
0.2 mi – about 1 min
1. Head southeast on Ballard Ave NW toward 20th Ave NW
125 ft
2. Sharp left at 20th Ave NW
0.2 mi
1 min
3. Slight left at Russell Ave NW
92 ft
To:
Hi Life
5425 Russell Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107
Change address or drag marker
How many breakfasts can one eat in a day?
langston
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:42 pm
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all things bacon aside, I'm interested in this event at this juncture.
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:45 pm
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zuvembi wrote:
vaticdart wrote:
Undoing the threadjack... BREAKFAST! So are people good with Sunday, November 4th, meeting at the downtown Top Pot at 7:30 or 8?
Who wants to compile a list of places that open by 9am and do drink a pitcher of bloody marys?
I'd climb over a pile of bloodied hobos for this ride. I'm in.
is you pack the electric skillet, I'll buy the meat. then we could throw in a stop at a park.
god I'm hungry...
surlykat
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:16 pm
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I am definitely in for the breakfast ride, assuming I can get my lazy ass out of bed in time. I might need a wake-up call, but it would be fun to be surrounded by you pigfuckers instead of my usual work environment after being torn from sweet slumber far too early.
zuvembi
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:31 pm
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
zuvembi wrote:
vaticdart wrote:
Undoing the threadjack... BREAKFAST! So are people good with Sunday, November 4th, meeting at the downtown Top Pot at 7:30 or 8?
Who wants to compile a list of places that open by 9am and do drink a pitcher of bloody marys?
I'd climb over a pile of bloodied hobos for this ride. I'm in.
is you pack the electric skillet, I'll buy the meat. then we could throw in a stop at a park.
god I'm hungry...
Hmmmm, I think I can do that. Of course, you'll end up smelling like bacon for a few days afterwards. Again.
If we're going that route, I might load out with some vodka and/or mixers also.
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Happy Stick Person
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:36 pm
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so how does everybody feel about a park stop involving bacon and breakfast drinks?
surlykat
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:39 pm
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
so how does everybody feel about a park stop involving bacon and breakfast drinks?
let's review.
Let X = .83 + drinks + park + bacon
We know that:
.83 + drinks + park = AWESOME
Therefore:
X = AWESOME + bacon
For all non-shitty values of bacon:
X=AWESOMER
Drunkan
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:46 pm
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awesome!
Alex
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:58 pm
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
so how does everybody feel about a park stop involving bacon and breakfast drinks?
As long as no one makes me eat real or fake bacon i'm up for it.
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:10 pm
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I want to make deep fried bacon, where the fry oil is duck fat...
langston
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:17 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Happy Stick Person wrote:
I want to make deep fried bacon, where the fry oil is duck fat...
my question is, "how in the fuck do they reconcile that with their own fucking bible?"
it blows my fucking mind that nonchristians are better christians than most chistians.
Now you know why I left the church. Not that I am actually a better christian, just that I don't know how I'd reconcile modern American christianity to Christ if we ever met.
PS Kat, you made an error in your assumption, namely if awesome is not a 1:1 function, then .83 could equal bacon for some x. Yikes!
koos42
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:40 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
Raindog wrote:
Quote:
Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit
If it wasn't for Mitt Romney, Mr. Bourdain could have been my most-ignorant-person-of-the-week. Oh well.
What? am I surrounded by a bunch of soy-eating pansies ignoring their omnivorous bodies?
I realize I am jumping in on this late, but yes, sort of, you are. Seattle is like the capitol of pescatarianism. My diet consists of everything vegitarian + dairy + eggs + fish + mercury + other small planets.
My defense for pescatarianism is that losing one's mind to mercury poisoning is a small price to pay for fish. Plus, at the rate we're over fishing the seas, I'll be a vegitarian soon enough.
Pescatarians, the Unitarian of the Vegetarians.
Rogelio
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koos42 wrote:
Pescatarians, the Unitarian of the Vegetarians.
Vegans = Catholics?
Wait... except vegans actually follow their own rules, religiously even.
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Eric_s
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:03 pm
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Rogelio wrote:
koos42 wrote:
Pescatarians, the Unitarian of the Vegetarians.
Vegans = Catholics?
Wait... except vegans actually follow their own rules, religiously even.
And like any religion, there's a bunch of wacky shit that goes on in the name of Veganism. WACKY.
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vaticdart
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:38 am
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
I want to make deep fried bacon, where the fry oil is duck fat...
Screw that, just give me a big warm glass of duck fat. Garnish it with some foi gras and caviar.
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MyNameIsJeff
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edit; Nevermind.
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Eric_s
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:44 pm
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
If we don't do the park grill action I nominate the 5 point.
Since it's gonna be daylight, can we find a place out in bumfuck egypt or something like that? where we have to ride for an hour or two to get to, instead of going to places in the center of seattle? Woodinville? Renton? Everett? North Bend?
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n_claw
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:50 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
Since it's gonna be daylight, can we find a place out in bumfuck egypt or something like that? where we have to ride for an hour or two to get to, instead of going to places in the center of seattle? Woodinville? Renton? Everett? North Bend?
In Everett there's Patty's Eggnest, which features a full bar, cheap decent breakfasts, bacon, and a full bar. it's at 6707 Evergreen or something to that effect.
One of my favorite places to hit for pie and eggs after an all-nighter in my Snoho days.
But Woodinville sounds so much more intriguing...let's go scare us some yuppies!
-N*
langston
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:52 pm
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n_claw wrote:
Eric_s wrote:
Since it's gonna be daylight, can we find a place out in bumfuck egypt or something like that? where we have to ride for an hour or two to get to, instead of going to places in the center of seattle? Woodinville? Renton? Everett? North Bend?
In Everett there's Patty's Eggnest, which features a full bar, cheap decent breakfasts, bacon, and a full bar. it's at 6707 Evergreen or something to that effect.
One of my favorite places to hit for pie and eggs after an all-nighter in my Snoho days.
But Woodinville sounds so much more intriguing...let's go scare us some yuppies!
-N*
I second Patty's Egg. I'm an Everett/Mukilteo kid and I've eaten there plenty of times. The Interurban goes with in a mile or three of there too.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:08 pm
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Eric_s wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
If we don't do the park grill action I nominate the 5 point.
Since it's gonna be daylight, can we find a place out in bumfuck egypt or something like that? where we have to ride for an hour or two to get to, instead of going to places in the center of seattle? Woodinville? Renton? Everett? North Bend?
Yeah, thus the edit right away.
We should ride to the brown bag in redmond. Holy shit that place is amazing and the portions are just rediculous.
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vaticdart
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:40 pm
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Eric_s wrote:
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
If we don't do the park grill action I nominate the 5 point.
Since it's gonna be daylight, can we find a place out in bumfuck egypt or something like that? where we have to ride for an hour or two to get to, instead of going to places in the center of seattle? Woodinville? Renton? Everett? North Bend?
Yeah, thus the edit right away.
We should ride to the brown bag in redmond. Holy shit that place is amazing and the portions are just rediculous.
As I have yet to ride to either Everett or Redmond, I'm really down for either. I've heard stuff about Patty's Eggnest though, so my lean would be in that direction. Plus cheap = good, as long as cheap isn't too cheap.
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