Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
please paraphrase for the CL-blocked.
wingedc0w
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:04 pm
Joined: 18 Oct 2005Posts: 233Location: SEA || 206
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Dear Blockbuster checkout dude,
It was brought to my attention that my comment of "Let's drink every time they say 'Jew'" in regards to the South Park DVD that I (unwillingly) rented actually came out sounding like "Let's drink every time we see Jews." I feel compelled to assure you, even though you're probably not reading this, that I was commenting on the show and not God's chosen.
Hopefully I am thus absolved of any perceived asshattery. And thanks for the two-for-five tip.
Just curious...
jeff
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:50 pm
SOC pussyJoined: 05 May 2006Posts: 4501
Hehehe... check out this little gem about "skinny bike punks" from the Stranger's I, Anonymous online section.
If you plan on living in Seattle and having any sort of a social life then I would suggest that you loose some weight. Being a junkie is bad enough but weighing 300 pounds on top of that is simply unacceptable. Also, please start bathing on a regular basis. Everyone in "the group" talks about how discusting you are behind your back. It must be hard living with a bunch of hot, skinny bike punks who get all the pussy they want huh? That girl you fucked last spring was paid to do it. She's a whore we found in the back pages of The Stranger. She told me that you were one of the most phsically repulsive guy's she had ever had to sleep with! You know you're nasty when the whore's start complaining. If you don't move out soon, I'm going to be forced to do something extreme. I know who your dealer is and I know where he lives. I'd be more than happy to narc both of you out to the cops. Don't say I didn't warn you! Fat-ass!
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