could suck the fun out of a blowjobJoined: 23 Jul 2007Posts: 588Location: Ballard / Fremont
For the record, I am an idiot.
I showed up at westlake 30 minutes early, knowing that you don't ride until 7 or sometime shortly after that, but when I looked at the clock it didn't register with me and I thought I was 7 minutes late...didn't see anyone else, hung around for another 10 minutes and left. On the bright side, I made pretty good time heading home with the wind.
I need to learn how to read a clock. I'll ride with you next thursday.
ripper
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:43 pm
evilmikeJoined: 19 Apr 2006Posts: 640Location: Capitalist Hill
I 'got dropped' at 12th and Pine. I broke my chain. Then I went to Elysian and saw Gregg [somafixed] and had a beer or two. After I fixed my chain and then broke it again, I noticed that my drivetrain was totally buggered. Apparently, my outside cage plate of the my fder was striking the teeth on my biggest chainring, and now the derailiuer seems kinda fucked.
I'm rocking the 9 speed now. 40/11-34. Until monday, that is.
Hope things are great. The sky just opened up, and I'm drinking the bottle of wine I intended to drink on the ride tonight.
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wingedc0w
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:56 pm
Joined: 18 Oct 2005Posts: 233Location: SEA || 206
Finally.. three beers into the night....
Eric_s
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:22 am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
I managed to make it all the way to carkeek. It seemed like tonight was the night of mechanicals (and route confusion), the first I've observed in a while.
We all got drunk around a bonfire, watched the trains go by, and got soaked by the not rain, but the drizzle. I discovered the difference between 42/16 riden by a 200 pounder and a and 40/17 ridden by a 140 pounder on the climb out of carkeek, but the downhill stretches made up for it.
It was nice to meet many of you who I have observed on the forums, and it was nice to socialize with many of you who i have seen around.
P.S. Rainlegs: Mostly dry, but wet under the kneecaps. Go figure.
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lantius
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:07 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
apologies to anyone who got dropped or left early. for those of you that had a mechanical: please, make sure your bike more or less works before you come to the ride. and, if you don't have a solid and brilliant idea of where we should be going, don't try to get to the front of the group. that causes the problems.
joby failed in his quest to get me too drunk on vodka to keep standing, but jeremiah succeeded in selling me a shot of jaeger. there was plenty of rain when we eventually left. i'm wet and cold and want a pugsley.
dear henry and ben: you complain about the bike club being a bunch of pussies, huh? didn't see your shit at carkeek with the bonfire and the marshmallows.
DJStroky
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:11 am
Joined: 25 May 2007Posts: 356Location: Downtown Tacoma
4 trains!!!!
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rob
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:55 am
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
thanks to all y'all who waited for my mechanical on the way out of carkeek. double extra thanks to those who saw me fix my chain, watched me get on my bike, and them saw me promply ride into the side of the hill. sorry for dashing your hope for humanity and all.
no one has to know but us!!!
J
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:20 am
Joined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 179Location: by that one arco am/pm
I would like to dedicate this evening's bicycling pleasure to the serendipitous 44 bus. Oh god damn what a fantastic bus you are.
Fucking carkeek bonfire ftw.
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langston
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:28 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
J wrote:
I would like to dedicate this evening's bicycling pleasure to the serendipitous 44 bus. Oh god damn what a fantastic bus you are.
Fucking carkeek bonfire for the win.
I'd like to offer a salute to the #21 for delivering me to the crest of West Seattle, so I only had to coast downhill in a catatonic stupor. Employer subsidized bus passes rock.
surlykat
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:27 am
Joined: 05 Jul 2007Posts: 658Location: in the CD
epic. that was an awesome ride. from the frequent mechanicals, the evident wrong turn through the gravel trails out behind the IMA, trying to catch up while riding north, to fucking Carkeek in the dark, to riding home in the pounding drizzle, there was nothing that was not epic about that ride.
thanks to Joby for the hillclimbing, the suffering, and the amazingly tastalicious vodka-based libations. also, thanks to J for providing me with an occasion to assert my dominance in a completely animal way.
Word.
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:43 am
Joined: 20 Sep 2006Posts: 1168Location: Leschi
surlykat wrote:
assert my dominance in a completely animal way.
12" black rubber dildo?
langston
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:50 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Happy Stick Person wrote:
surlykat wrote:
assert my dominance in a completely animal way.
12" black rubber dildo?
she did say she fucked Carkeek. I obviously left too early.
J
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:52 am
Joined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 179Location: by that one arco am/pm
surlykat wrote:
an occasion to assert my dominance in a completely animal way
this is not over, you uppity hussy
oh my god also thank you every girl and dude that got liquored up and swung at me
daddy's tired
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brandonallamerican
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:53 am
Joined: 10 Sep 2007Posts: 39Location: ravenna
livin' on a prayer!
Seven
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:16 am
suddenly quite whiny!Joined: 24 Aug 2007Posts: 345Location: Cap Hill
Last night started rough as hell, but by the end it was made known that the whole thing was just an epic struggle. There were so many mindless mechanicals. Literally two blocks after we started off again, having just fixed a flat, my chain just threw itself from my chain ring. I didn't even bother stopping, but thanks to those who waited even though I just blew past most of their kind souls with little more than a "let's catch up!"
I had a lot of fun. Plus, I never thought I'd ever get the chance to hit someone in the head with flaming marshmallows but thanks to point83, I totally got to fulfill that lifelong dream!
Lutella
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:18 am
Joined: 20 Mar 2007Posts: 206Location: all dressed in yella
Der Gemütlichkeit!
Thanks to those who held on to what we had. While it didn't make a difference if we made it to Carkeek or not, we had each other. And that was a lot of vodka; I'm glad we didn't do shots.
Seven
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:28 am
suddenly quite whiny!Joined: 24 Aug 2007Posts: 345Location: Cap Hill
Lutella wrote:
Der Gemütlichkeit!
Thanks to those who held on to what we had. While it didn't make a difference if we made it to Carkeek or not, we had each other. And that was a lot of vodka; I'm glad we didn't do shots.
Yeah, this is a great way to put it. The first part was such a struggle and I know I wasn't the only one who was feeling totally disheartened when people started dropping off and we were having trouble keeping the group together, etc. But singing Livin' on a Prayer around a raging fire made it all worth it. I seriously love each and every one of you fuckers.
laura
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:55 am
Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
Fun ride!
Patrick, Michael, Jill, and Robin, I am proud to report that I remember all of your names. :)
Thank you to Joby & Lucia for infusing the vodka with ginger and creating (and hauling) the yummy concoctions.
My raincoat REEKS of the fire. How does one get rid of that smell?
Seven
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:03 am
suddenly quite whiny!Joined: 24 Aug 2007Posts: 345Location: Cap Hill
I think the next ride needs to end at the Crescent so we can do some Karaoke mayhem.
langston
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:09 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
laura wrote:
My raincoat REEKS of the fire. How does one get rid of that smell?
toss it in a clothes dryer on a light-heat setting (so as to not melt the jacket) and include a dryer sheet.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:30 am
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
laura wrote:
My raincoat REEKS of the fire. How does one get rid of that smell?
let derrick wear it for a while
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SeditiousCanary
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:59 am
sorry, can't make it!Joined: 26 Jan 2006Posts: 2315Location: Fremont Troll
laura wrote:
My raincoat REEKS of the fire. How does one get rid of that smell?
I like washing it with 1/2 cup of baking soda, although just washing it is usually enough.
brandonallamerican
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:36 am
Joined: 10 Sep 2007Posts: 39Location: ravenna
Seven wrote:
I think the next ride needs to end at the Crescent so we can do some Karaoke mayhem.
when i do karaoke there is a 33% chance i will get 86d from the place....
im that good
Padraic
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:40 am
Joined: 16 Oct 2007Posts: 69Location: Capital Hill
Jesus.
By the time I made it back to the top of 23rd I was soaked and covered in mudspackle, leaves, tequila limeaid and smoky melted marshmallows. I have to apologize for the drunken rants about city jail. Next ride I'll bring the coco-dodos and whiskey cookies.
Last night will definitely go down in the annals of anal history.
Remington
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:50 am
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
laura wrote:
My raincoat REEKS of the fire. How does one get rid of that smell?
Why would you want to?
Raindog
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:16 am
Joined: 12 Sep 2007Posts: 51Location: Fremont
Remington wrote:
laura wrote:
My raincoat REEKS of the fire. How does one get rid of that smell?
Why would you want to?
Seriously. Fire smell FTW.
Haven't been on that many rides but last night was the best so far! Now I'm off for a big sandwich and a wank.
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surlykat
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:43 am
Joined: 05 Jul 2007Posts: 658Location: in the CD
Raindog wrote:
Now I'm off for a big sandwich and a wank.
Sandwich wanker!
Rogelio
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:55 am
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
Seven wrote:
Plus, I never thought I'd ever get the chance to hit someone in the head with flaming marshmallows but thanks to point83, I totally got to fulfill that lifelong dream!
Dude, somehow I got those fucking marshmallow bits everywhere... I hate sweets and now my hat stinks of burnt sugar; thankfully the rest of me still smells like smoke.
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Rogelio
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:55 am
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
Smoke smell FTW, indeed.
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HeadphoneMagnet
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:04 pm
Joined: 05 Oct 2007Posts: 13Location: Queeeeeeeeeeeeeen Anne (on loan from Dublin, Ireland)
Cheers to joby for that awesome-o ride, and to everyone involved in the lemonade and fire production, and Raindog for the directions home, there was NO way i'd have made it back otherwise!
rob wrote:
thanks to all y'all who waited for my mechanical on the way out of carkeek. double extra thanks to those who saw me fix my chain, watched me get on my bike, and them saw me promply ride into the side of the hill.
That was hilarious, you managed to sort your chain out in the most entertaining, flamboyant way ever, like spinning the whole bike over and over cabaret style, the wheel / chain got magically fixed, and then ta-daa!! into the ditch! classic :D
Another epic thursday, keep 'em coming!
piratemolly
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:18 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2006Posts: 533Location: here, there, everywhere
Fantastic Ride Joby!
Thanks to Laura, Lucia and Joby for the cocktails.
Thanks to Lee for the rad marshmallows, and Luara for the metal thingy I roasted them on.
YAY! Put the fun between your legs!
laura
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:20 pm
Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
Blah, blah, blah fire smells are soooo great.
Whatevs. :)
I am incredibly useless today ... perhaps der Gemutlichkeit war zu viel? Oder ich habe zu wenig geshlafen. Either way, *yawn*.
SeditiousCanary
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:46 pm
sorry, can't make it!Joined: 26 Jan 2006Posts: 2315Location: Fremont Troll
laura wrote:
I am incredibly useless today ... perhaps der Gemutlichkeit war zu viel? Oder ich habe zu wenig geshlafen. Either way, *yawn*.
Studying for Point83 Berlin next year already I see...
FieryIrie
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:57 pm
Joined: 25 Jun 2007Posts: 554Location: Wallingford
Joby: You know how you put on a ride. Of that there is no doubt.
Last night was the best effing ride EVER. The mechanicals? All part of the fun making it a memorable night. Without the struggle, if things went smoothly, the night would have been less to speak of, or... complain about... or... whatever.
Dude. Awesome drinks. Good people. I heart heart heart you all.
YEAY POINTYTHREE! Can't wait to ride with you fuckers again.
lantius
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:00 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
FieryIrie wrote:
The mechanicals? All part of the fun making it a memorable night. Without the struggle, if things went smoothly, the night would have been less to speak of, or... complain about... or... whatever.
i'm going to go with a no here.
FieryIrie
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:04 pm
Joined: 25 Jun 2007Posts: 554Location: Wallingford
lantius wrote:
FieryIrie wrote:
The mechanicals? All part of the fun making it a memorable night. Without the struggle, if things went smoothly, the night would have been less to speak of, or... complain about... or... whatever.
i'm going to go with a no here.
You just... you shut up, Lee.
=P
Robin
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:03 pm
Joined: 05 Oct 2007Posts: 144Location: Seattle
We rode. Thanks for the sweet wool sweater and the endorphin rush from that demonic habanero mezcal.
derrickito
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:05 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
a couple of those mechanicals were huge chunks of fresh glass in tires. couldnt be helped :(
i had to jet home early because of work in the morning, sorry i didnt get any drinks. i love joby booze nights.
I heart all of you guys, even if I didn't get any joby alcohol, and I lost my aluminium stick o' evil to one of you.
Thanks for a great ride!
Rogelio
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:38 pm
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
Matthew wrote:
I heart all of you guys, even if I didn't get any joby alcohol, and I lost my aluminium stick o' evil to one of you.
Thanks for a great ride!
That was aimed at me; I had to take off so I passed the baton (you like how I worked that?) to Surlykat but she may have been slightly under the influence when I explained how precious the bar o' aluminium was to the Matthew.
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