There is going to be some slight butthurt from this thread. I would suggest walking it off, it only stings when you sit down. Shake it off now.
Drunkan
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:30 pm
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Fuck all of you. Just for the fun of it.
1. I was not on the ride.
2. I busted the shit out of my ankle on the ride last thurday, kind of. Stupid walking
3. Go big or go home.
4. Why is anyone bitching with the number of gears some of you run. For the fixie riders bitching, by baggier pants and then get thighs to make them tight or get gears.
5. I've been stuck not doing shit because for two days I got wheeled around in a shopping cart not even walking and as entertaining as this is to read I quote STFU&R.
6. Remove saddle add dildo and get to having fun.
Please curse me out for being lame. Maybe broken or not I'll still ride on sunday I f-ing love breakfast.[/img]
vaticdart
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:12 pm
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This thread is further proof that I need to start coming on the Thursday rides again.
And I think my job has calmed down enough on Fridays that I actually can again now.
11/1 was the girlfriend's birthday, so going out this week was out of the question, but the awesomeness of this thread, and all the various bitching, makes me wish I could have.
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ksep
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:40 pm
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Drunkan wrote:
6. Remove saddle add dildo and get to having fun.
MikeOD
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:38 pm
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abamfici wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
6. Remove saddle add dildo and get to having fun.
How many gear inches YOU running?
kalen
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:17 pm
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abamfici wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
6. Remove saddle add dildo and get to having fun.
I really hope that has a freewheel.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:37 am
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kalen wrote:
I really hope that has a freewheel.
Nope, it's a fixed gear bike polo ride.
J
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:49 am
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hhahahahahha this ride traumatized me and aden so much that we're in portaldn with an absinthe hangover
FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:54 am
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I cannot believe there is so much fucking complaining in this thread.
You guys. It was a ride. It was a hard ride. It was a fun ride. We took some mistaken turns up cobblestone hills. We accidentally went into a parking lot. Get over it.
We saw an awesome view of the city. We rode with our friends. We drank beer, booze and rode bikes.
Ride again next week. Ride fucking hard and have fun.
And BTW, Portland absinthe F T W!!!!!!!!!
mcrawfor
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:50 pm
Joined: 09 May 2006Posts: 1039Location: Ballard
ripper wrote:
The FHR is fucking awesome beyond words. I have never been more wet, dirty, and cold (stupid fucking raceblades) and had more fun in my life. Even if you don't race-race it, it's still a blast. Although we need more chili this year.
More chili and less checkpoints.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:51 pm
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yeah, lesson learned last year about the checkpoints
i knew it wasnt working when i was on the first mile and the manifests were flying out of everyones pockets.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:14 pm
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i am already getting excited about the fhr. this time maybe i can get to the chili!
henry
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:57 pm
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This would be decidedly not fun. Even the fabricating part where you get to use a welding torch and socket set.
Seven
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:21 pm
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Hey sorry about my bitching everyone, I don't mean to be a tool. They're not my favorite, but I don't give a shit about hills, especially if I'm climbing them with a great group of friends. I guess I just felt like there was a general consensus of displeasure and that bugged me. It was really no big deal, or any deal at all for that matter. I've just had a lot of shit going on in my personal life that's left me pretty bitter and irritable for the last week or so and I've been driving everyone crazy with it. So, sorry, I'll try not to let it happen again.
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:13 am
Joined: 20 Sep 2006Posts: 1168Location: Leschi
Matthew wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
6. Remove saddle add dildo and get to having fun.
This would be decidedly not fun. Even the fabricating part where you get to use a welding torch and socket set.
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
Seven wrote:
Hey sorry about my bitching everyone, I don't mean to be a tool. They're not my favorite, but I don't give a shit about hills, especially if I'm climbing them with a great group of friends. I guess I just felt like there was a general consensus of displeasure and that bugged me. It was really no big deal, or any deal at all for that matter. I've just had a lot of shit going on in my personal life that's left me pretty bitter and irritable for the last week or so and I've been driving everyone crazy with it. So, sorry, I'll try not to let it happen again.
LIFE IS HARD!!!
do you want hugs?
But don't worry, being a douche and then apologizing has long been a part of this groups culture.
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henry wrote:
LIFE IS HARD!!!
do you want hugs?
But don't worry, being a douche and then apologizing has long been a part of this groups culture.
well thanks Henry, that's good to know. But nah, no hugs. I hate my family and they hate me but every year around the holidays they forget and try to get me to come home. That inevitably just brings up all the reasons why we hate each other so much.
Drunkan
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:10 pm
Joined: 09 Sep 2007Posts: 95Location: Wallingford
Happy Stick Person wrote:
Matthew wrote:
Drunkan wrote:
6. Remove saddle add dildo and get to having fun.
This would be decidedly not fun. Even the fabricating part where you get to use a welding torch and socket set.
you obviously have no idea what fun is...
That was more of a reference that everyones gaping asshole was spewing nonsensical complaints while I was injured. Now, though still a bit sore, I'm riding again so please remove dildo add saddle and start bitching again.
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