Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
Surprisingly, the most recent Aurora/99 trip caught the attention of alot of people here in Seattle, including SPD. They are quite cranky seeing as how they only ask that we stay the fizz-uck off Aurora/99in exchange for free reign of downtown and the greater Seattle area.
Bottom line = they are losing patience with those adventures and told Cascade (an interesting choice, but i digress) to get the word out that arrests may be forthcoming if Aurora/99 is chosen again.
Blah, blah, blah whatever about 99. Just wanted to share the info.
SeditiousCanary
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:14 pm
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Which means the bridge over the cut will be riden next time to the dismay of nearly everyone since it's almost legal.
Oi...
henry
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:39 pm
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Let the fuckers that go on 99 get arrested and try to make themselves into martyrs and then wait in vain for the mass protests.
srsly, that shit is annoying. good on the SPD for being MORE than reasonable on this particular issue.
Surprisingly, the most recent Aurora/99 trip caught the attention of alot of people here in Seattle, including SPD. They are quite cranky seeing as how they only ask that we stay the fizz-uck off Aurora/99in exchange for free reign of downtown and the greater Seattle area.
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SKETCHY
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:49 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
I think that riding down 99 for critical mass is dumb in the first place. We need to be seen in popular places were we ride normaly. besides who the fuck rides down 99 on a daily basis anyway. Point83 needs to and will take control over this mess. Riding down 99 WILL get someone hurt. so lets stop this shit.
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laura
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:56 pm
Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
Matthew wrote:
Pinky swear, SPD? Pinky swear or it's not happening!
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ksep
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:23 pm
Joined: 27 Jan 2007Posts: 1879Location: Westlake
henry wrote:
Let the fuckers that go on 99 get arrested
I support your viewpoint.
But will the police wait until mass rides on 99, or will they start cracking heads as soon as 4th is corked on the way out of Westlake?
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mcrawfor
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:48 pm
Joined: 09 May 2006Posts: 1039Location: Ballard
Critical mass is a communal, mob-driven event.
Some folks may not like riding on 99, but the fact is enough people like it to take mass up there. People take different turns at every corner and have to loop back when mass doesn't follow them. Why doesn't this happen when we turn on 99? A sufficient percentage (a "critical mass" perhaps?) of people are digging it, so that's where the ride goes.
If you don't like riding on 99, just don't go up there and see what happens. Maybe mass will divert or maybe you'll wind up lonely. But whatever you do, please don't bitch uselessly about it - critical mass is choosing by the numbers and that's the kind of ride it is.
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langston
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:52 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
I'm looking forward to the beatings.
I've never felt comfortable riding on the Viaduct en Mass, despite its great views and forbidden-fruit goodness. Luckily, the weather should turn to shit any minute now and Mass should be much more level headed and steerable until spring.
November Mass, I want to do loops of downtown.
seabiscuit
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:42 pm
Joined: 12 Oct 2007Posts: 87Location: Greenwood/Phinney
Abamfici's right. Police presence only in July had no real effect considering October's 99 foray. I predict November's mass will be strewn with tickets for petty offenses.
Seven
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:55 pm
suddenly quite whiny!Joined: 24 Aug 2007Posts: 345Location: Cap Hill
Mr. 75 Dollars wrote:
I'm looking forward to the beatings.
I've never felt comfortable riding on the Viaduct en Mass, despite its great views and forbidden-fruit goodness. Luckily, the weather should turn to shit any minute now and Mass should be much more level headed and steerable until spring.
November Mass, I want to do loops of downtown.
Hell yes. My favorite parts of mass are when we have an equal number of pedestrians cheering from the sidewalks and drivers honking from the side streets. When there's no one around but butt hurt drivers, that's when I just start to feel like a dick.
Riding on 99 last time was kind of fun, and it was something I wanted to do once. But now that they're being more outspoken about their feelings about it, I definitely think it would be more than reasonable for us to oblige.
lantius
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:35 pm
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mcrawfor wrote:
Critical mass is a communal, mob-driven event.
sort of.
the "mob" does not make decisions in any democratic form... a few people are always deciding where to turn or not to turn and others follow in an effort to keep the grop together. it turns out that if about 5-10 people in the front make a decision about where to go, it'll go there. the one person who goes elsewhere will be ignored. so, if you like the idea of riding in critical mass, and don't like the idea of being tear gassed or dealing with mass arrests, pepper spray and tasers it might be worth thinking about doing something constructive.
Seven
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:44 pm
suddenly quite whiny!Joined: 24 Aug 2007Posts: 345Location: Cap Hill
lantius wrote:
mcrawfor wrote:
Critical mass is a communal, mob-driven event.
sort of.
the "mob" does not make decisions in any democratic form... a few people are always deciding where to turn or not to turn and others follow in an effort to keep the grop together. it turns out that if about 5-10 people in the front make a decision about where to go, it'll go there. the one person who goes elsewhere will be ignored. so, if you like the idea of riding in critical mass, and don't like the idea of being tear gassed or dealing with mass arrests, pepper spray and tasers it might be worth thinking about doing something constructive.
Yeah, it would be one thing to try to stand up to the authorities if they were trying to keep Mass from happening downtown, or anywhere that we travel regularly. But to keep riding on 99 despite their perfectly reasonable protests would just be being dicks for no good reason. I say we do our best to get .83 in as much control as possible. I think plenty (if not all) of us are strong enough riders to get to the front and stay there.
Joe
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:07 pm
Joined: 15 Feb 2007Posts: 430
lantius wrote:
mcrawfor wrote:
Critical mass is a communal, mob-driven event.
sort of.
the "mob" does not make decisions in any democratic form... a few people are always deciding where to turn or not to turn and others follow in an effort to keep the grop together.
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mcrawfor
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:25 pm
Joined: 09 May 2006Posts: 1039Location: Ballard
lantius wrote:
mcrawfor wrote:
Critical mass is a communal, mob-driven event.
a few people are always deciding where to turn or not to turn and others follow in an effort to keep the grop together. it turns out that if about 5-10 people in the front make a decision about where to go, it'll go there.
I said "mob" not "democracy" so I agree. But the point is - I think 5 or 10 people turn every which way most intersections and the rest of people make a choice too. What I'm saying is, if you don't like 99, don't try to keep the group together, just keep going. 5 or 10 idiots go on 99, the rest of mass follows the people who didn't turn. I just doubt that there will be enough people with that attitude, but hell, we should give it a try.
If everyone who opposes 99 turns the other way and critical mass still goes on 99 what then? Did 5 people ruin it for everyone? Or did critical mass choose 99? Methinks the latter.
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koos42
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:35 am
Joined: 10 Jul 2007Posts: 367Location: ON YOUR LEFT! your other left.
Earlier this summer we did something similar to what we're talking about here. We were already on 99, but then a group of us got off, and turned down a hill. No one other than the 25 strong group of us wound up at the bottom of that stupid hill. By the time we caught up with mass, we were intermixed with angry ass cars (save for a lone power bar rep handing power bars out of the window of her mini).
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:46 am
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I was up front on the ride where we went on the arora bridge and it was 15 dudes all asking each other; "Where do we go guyz?!? I dunno where do YOU want to go?" and some dude came sprinting up shouting 99! 99! over and over so they all followed.
Let's condense up front; start rallying early and we can focus the shit on switch backs through downtown, and maybe even do the loop we've been talking about. They will listen to who is loudest and who appears to know their shit.
fuck; Ben, Henry and Sketchy could stay in front and no one would would dare challange their directions for fear of a verbal assualt of a lifetime.
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derrickito
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:03 am
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the best way to avoid tickets and potential police wrath is to not go to mass the month after a big 99 ride.
just sit somewhere around town that has a good view and you can find mass by watching the helicopters.
fuck; Ben, Henry and Sketchy could stay in front and no one would would dare challange their directions for fear of a verbal assualt of a lifetime.
Or a nutpunch.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:10 am
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
maybe we should just take I-5 since 99 is off limits now!
fuck the po-po!
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Eric_s
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:47 pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
or maybe we should just go ride bikes somewhere from westlake on friday night, and if people follow, then cool!
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joeball
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:36 pm
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
Instead of 99, critical mass should ride where cyclists are shot.
DELRIDGE WAY SW
snyd3282
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:53 pm
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joeball wrote:
Instead of 99, critical mass should ride where cyclists are shot.
DELRIDGE WAY SW
How far can mass go before disbanding? Would it be possible to run up Delridge Way and then back downtown into a few-block loop? Or would people start disbanding once we made it back downtown?
john
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:28 pm
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And if you really want to make a point you will terminate mass by going in and drinking at the club where the people who did this atrocity quite possibly hang out at:
Don't even bother quoting me. The sorry truth is... mass loves to block yuppies during rush hour... but they don't have the spine to go and stand up to some psycho gangsta that is capping off rounds at innocent commuters.
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Ha! We should show those guys what a REAL gang is. Let's ride down there and grind up on some 13 year olds.
FieryIrie
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:57 pm
Joined: 25 Jun 2007Posts: 554Location: Wallingford
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
I was up front on the ride where we went on the arora bridge and it was 15 dudes all asking each other; "Where do we go guyz?!? I dunno where do YOU want to go?" and some dude came sprinting up shouting 99! 99! over and over so they all followed.
Let's condense up front; start rallying early and we can focus the shit on switch backs through downtown, and maybe even do the loop we've been talking about. They will listen to who is loudest and who appears to know their shit.
fuck; Ben, Henry and Sketchy could stay in front and no one would would dare challange their directions for fear of a verbal assualt of a lifetime.
Yeay more bitching about Mass and 99! Wohoo!
I agree with Jeff here. It is not hard to steer mass. Next month we will do it. And we will be doing loops of downtown for hours, circling mass back on itself. It will be grand. One might even say epic.
Rogelio
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:01 pm
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
john wrote:
Don't even bother quoting me. The sorry truth is... mass loves to block yuppies during rush hour...
So 520 to Bellevue? There's a thoroughfare that we can easily complain about.
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pete jr
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:18 pm
Joined: 13 Dec 2005Posts: 1930Location: balls deepx
john wrote:
Don't even bother quoting me.
inappropriate sexual behavior? sign me up!
SKETCHY
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:48 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
like I said before, no one rides on 99 on their daily ride to and from work, bad shit happens to cyclist at bad intersections and busy streets like ferman, getting on and of the fremont bridge, ballard bridge, u bridge. crossing the new SLUT tracks, riding to the local store to get food, broadway, have ya ridden down that mother fucker lately, just crossing Denny way, stoneway. Any yuppi infested street in fremont. If you think its bad here, try riding in belview. These are alot of the places that we ride daily. NOT 99
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:08 pm
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i ride down 99 from fremont to downtown a couple of times a week.
henry
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:09 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
derrickito wrote:
i ride down 99 from fremont to downtown a couple of times a week.
Why? I can understand riding across the bridge, but i can't imagine how 99 is a better route than Dexter to downtown.
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henry wrote:
derrickito wrote:
i ride down 99 from fremont to downtown a couple of times a week.
Why? I can understand riding across the bridge, but i can't imagine how 99 is a better route than Dexter to downtown.
i like to take it to get to seattle center because it lets you avoid the sketchy mercer underpass. it's intimidating, and people don't think you belong there (because they wrongly believe it is a limited access arterial), but you can keep up a pretty dang good pace.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:40 pm
Joined: 23 Oct 2006Posts: 2303Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!
SKETCHY wrote:
like I said before, no one rides on 99 on their daily ride to and from work, bad shit happens to cyclist at bad intersections and busy streets like ferman, getting on and of the fremont bridge, ballard bridge, u bridge. crossing the new SLUT tracks, riding to the local store to get food, broadway, have ya ridden down that mother fucker lately, just crossing Denny way, stoneway. Any yuppi infested street in fremont. If you think its bad here, try riding in belview. These are alot of the places that we ride daily. NOT 99
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:46 pm
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henry wrote:
derrickito wrote:
i ride down 99 from fremont to downtown a couple of times a week.
Why? I can understand riding across the bridge, but i can't imagine how 99 is a better route than Dexter to downtown.
it's fast, it's direct. sure, it's a bit scary with all the fast cars (it's like riding on a freeway).. but i made it to the owl and thistle downtown in 14 minutes the other day.
i hate taking dexter because if i get onto it from the fremont bridge i have to climb a big dumb hill for no reason, if i cross the 99 bridge then onto dexter im always fighting near misses by cars coming off of side streets. i either take 99 or westlake into downtown. 99 is for when i feel like hauling ass and taking chances.
Foo
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:45 am
Joined: 27 Jul 2007Posts: 583
I take Dexter since my ass is already fat enough as it is even with climbing that big dumb hill every day.
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