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henry

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:09 am

somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

I ride from Ravenna to Downtown every day. How is it possible that I haven't gotten eaten by the horrible traintracks monster?

Oh yeah ... don't take westlake.

Don't get me wrong, it's some piss poor engineering, but seriously ... take a different fucking road.

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the dreaded ben

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:13 am

Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

play nice henry.

lantius

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:14 am

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

henry wrote:

lucky for you that you don't work in SLU? turns out there aren't actually very many good routes through there. westlake was pretty nice in the pre-track era.

but no, i like your plan. so once the badly-designed SLUT tracks show up on stewart and on eastlake, what's the "different fucking road" you plan on taking to get downtown?

the correct solution is for everybody to ride 2.0" tires or wider.

rob

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:28 am

Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 1315 Location: Columbia City

lantius wrote:

the correct solution is for everybody to ride 2.0" tires or wider.

no way dude, the correct solution is hover bikes.

DOUG.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:31 am

Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 117 Location: Wallingford

That's right. Mayor McCheese wants SLUT 2.0 to run up Eastlake. What will be the SLUT-free route from the U District then? I-5?

gsbarnes

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:39 am

Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 2666 Location: No Fun Town, USA

the dreaded ben wrote:

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS OF ACCIDENTS.

<sagan>
Billions and Billions
</sagan>

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the dreaded ben

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:41 am

Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

all i care about is that we'll still get to call it the slut if it goes all the way to the udist.

that and hover bikes.

derrickito

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:43 am

now with 50 percent more EVIL Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 10566

you could probably afford a hover bike if you get full price for that mountain bike of yours

gsbarnes

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:29 am

Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 2666 Location: No Fun Town, USA

henry wrote:

Presumably you also ride from downtown back to Ravenna. What's your route back?

I always take Westlake; the alternatives (Fairview/Eastlake/Dexter) seem inferior to me.

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henry

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:36 am

somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

gsbarnes wrote:

What's your route back?

Advanced rocket science.

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gsbarnes

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:46 am

Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 2666 Location: No Fun Town, USA

henry wrote:

gsbarnes wrote:

What's your route back?

Advanced rocket science.

Well, I was hoping for something I hadn't considered. Given a choice between pointlessly climbing part of Capitol Hill and dealing with the retards at the I-5 onramp, or Westlake, me and my 1.5" tires will stick with Westlake.

Say hi to the Sound Transit layover bus for me.

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Eric_s

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:58 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

COME ON DUMMY DRIVE OVER CAPITOL HILL LIKE A GOOD LITTLE P-I COMMENTATOR.

Posted by luckyangler at 12/5/07 9:58 p.m.

Not sure about you folks, but I cannot carry a family size load of groceries on the bus while running to pick up the kids with the the dog. It is scary how unrealistic these left wing wacko nut jobs are about mass transit. Think about it. Why are SUVs so popular? Because they get the job done. Sure, maybe a lesbian with no family can ride to her government job carrying her lunch in her little backpack, but give me a break. The mass of folks I know cannot live like that.

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henry

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:58 am

somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

gsbarnes wrote:

Say hi to the Sound Transit layover bus for me.

I'm usually busily looking for Dean at the Mars Bar when i'm passing through that area, but i'll take a night off of deanwatch and send your regards to the friendly sleeping bus.

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DOUG.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:00 pm

Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 117 Location: Wallingford

I do believe that the SLUT is free through the month of December. And according to her website, "Bicycles are allowed in the center section of the streetcar vehicles". Has anyone considered a mass-boarding-with-bikes of one of the streetcars during the Taming The SLUT ride? Perhaps as a grand finale?

Tame her like a wild stallion, then hop on board.

Stef

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:12 pm

Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 121

DOUG. wrote:

whats the point of owning a bike if you arent going to ride it, I can see if you rode tons of miles and wind up being a bit too tired to go anymore and hop a bus but really?

jeff

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:34 pm

SOC pussy Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 4501

Flexpass is the new fixed gear!

"I could power a small city with my whining."

laura

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:45 pm

Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 1050 Location: wherever the dance party is

I see this as a protest against this after-thought mentality of power players in Seattle.

Implementing, removing, or fundementally altering aspects of our road system in a manner that negatively impact cyclists is bull shit. I don't care what neighborhood it affects. I don't care if it directly impacts me. What I do care about is that Mayor Nickels and this city is rah-rah cycling when it's photo worthy or Earth Day or Bike to Work month and then go about their merry business the rest of the time. It's crap.

Any time there is a discussion about changing roadways, I want the power players to immediately check to see if cyclists safety needs have been considered and addressed with the cycling community. I want SBAB or Cascade or someone to be involved in all aspects of these changes. No more of this "sorry, we'll get to your issues next time around" nonsense. Always ahead of time. Period.

Eric_s

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:05 pm

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

Interesting video about the political process in seattle.

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derrickito

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:14 pm

now with 50 percent more EVIL Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 10566

yousayimuglyrolled?
christ.

:facepalm:

TrikerTrev

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:56 am

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

jezusfuckingchristonacracker...

kids, please read this:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/transportation/342783_carwhere08.html

here it IS...plain and simple...it starts with one, and if noone bitches, then they spawn off a half a shitton and spread these "horrible traintracks monster" all over the gawddamned city.

So then what?

Come on you fat lazy bitches, come tell the city (and Paul "i'm rich, so go piss off" Allen) that we WANT our roads save. How many folks are gonna eat shit cause of this "piss poor" design before y'all start getting mad?

It's bullshit that this has been allowed to procede to completion without the city taking into account our saftey. If we just stand back and shrug it off..."go ride another road"...then we give the bikers that come after us a worse place than what we have now. what about the saftey of those wanna be hipsters, commuters and future p83 members?

Sure, some of you will never breed (thank GAWD), but for those who will, or give two squirts of piss about making the city and its gold lined coffers think twice about being tardbags, come on down!

EVEN BETTER...COUNTER PROTEST!!!

that would be a hoot and a hollar! I need to drink more and finish building my wheels now.

(finger)

Eric_s

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:13 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

derrickito wrote:

yousayimuglyrolled?
christ.

:facepalm:

I would say that that video describes the functioning of the Seattle transportation bureaucracy rather well, sort of as a metaphor.

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SKETCHY

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:59 am

Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 336 Location: Everywhere

I think some people just need to learn how to ride fucking bikes. Take your bike to San Fran some time and ride. Now thats a cluster fuck of tracks. The SLUT has been built get over it, your waisting your time. Go around it, or learn how to ride over it, or walk over it, o never mind, some of you may sprain your poor little ankles. Ya see, you just can't win. FUCK IT

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lantius

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:46 am

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

what the fuck is wrong with you people. asking the city to put up a fucking sign saying "dear cyclists, these tracks may cause you to fall down and break your pelvis" seems pretty fucking reasonable. also having them mark an alternate route that gets you to the same place.

i'm not upset at the SLUT tracks because i'm worried about how the tracks will impact me directly as a cyclist, fuck i've ridden on interstates and on aurora in the snow with a loaded trailer. and i distinctly remember some of your pussy asses (sketchy) complaining about the ride out on mlk south.

if you're going to take something that until recently was a major bicycle arterial and a very logical way to get into downtown and make it a hazard the least they could do is add proper warning and alternate route signage, investigate some remediation options (flange filler), and not do the same stupid thing - putting tracks in the outside lane - when they extend it.

not everyone has access to a community like this. people who come visit the city, folks who just start commuting or are otherwise new, people who don't ride their bikes regularly enough to be confident with a horizontal bunny-hop in traffic but need to go somewhere in SLU, etc. just because most of us here are totally fine doesn't mean it's not egregious that the city thought it was appropriate to hang cyclists out to dry and not do a single fucking thing to ameliorate the situation.

SKETCHY

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:39 pm

Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 336 Location: Everywhere

lee, MLK had cars flying by us at 60mph in the dark. yea warning signs would be nice for the slut. The simple fact is is that people need to learn to ride over them. There not going to go away.

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lantius

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:42 pm

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

SKETCHY wrote:

lee, MLK had cars flying by us at 60mph in the dark. yea warning signs would be nice for the slut. The simple fact is is that people need to learn to ride over them. There not going to go away.

i don't disagree with you. but the city seems to think that cyclists should either know that from birth, or find out the hard way which seems like bullshit.

TrikerTrev

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:32 am

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

lee = voice of reason and truth

i see the resemblance now!

rlotz

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:03 pm

Joined: 23 Jan 2006 Posts: 311 Location: Capitol Hill

lantius wrote:

I haven't bothered reading the full thread, so this may already have been suggested. Why not .83 or Seattle Likes Bikes step up and make some signs? I think it is ridiculous the city hasn't done it themselves. Maybe they'll come up with something if they don't our taste in signage.

added:

Why not have SLB teach a class on how to safely bunny hop the tracks on the opening day?

ksep

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:13 pm

Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 1879 Location: Westlake

Riding is plan A, making signs and marking the road is plan "B" as in Bryce's fund.

Speaking of signs, my free beer offer for the first person to tell me where they found an ad for the ride hasn't been claimed, so apparently I've been doing a shitty job. Any tips?

I had an idea for getting a thin-strip type ad to put on the top tube of city bike racks, like where all those Dank Bags stickers are, but I don't have anything in a suitable format. The city racks have a 1.9" diameter, so call it an ad <3" tall and either 8.5" or 11" wide depending on how you think it would print up best.

Something like http://septor.name/images/point83/thin-westlake-ghetto.jpg but slightly less horrible.

I'm really starting to think someone on the ride is going to eat shit turning from Westlake on to Lenora, btw.

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n_claw

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:17 pm

Joined: 02 Jul 2007 Posts: 517 Location: the only hill: Beacon

abamfici wrote:

I'm really starting to think someone on the ride is going to eat shit turning from Westlake on to Lenora, btw.

Friend, I am certain of it.

As I was remarking to myself that I already had a list of likely candidates in mind, Ben popped up on the horizon, offering to tell us all about furniture design, and I laughed for a good two minutes.

A swell thing, ridiculousness.

As for ads, what about punching a whole thru a whole stack of 4/pg flyers, and then twining them to bike racks around town?

-N*

DJStroky

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:25 pm

Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 356 Location: Downtown Tacoma

I saw the SLUT doing a test run today.

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gsbarnes

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:22 pm

Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 2666 Location: No Fun Town, USA

DJStroky wrote:

I saw the SLUT doing a test run today.

Not only that, but I saw the test run operator doing a test layover reading a test newspaper.

P.S. My kids were all disappointed when we told them they couldn't hop on the streetcar. That thing is such a toddler magnet.

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Stef

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:53 pm

Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 121

gsbarnes wrote:

DJStroky wrote:

I saw the SLUT doing a test run today.

as little riding as I do in downtown

I think Id be more ok with it if it was like that old disneyland submarine ride where you can see all kinds of creatures from lost times but without the lines and a guy in a mouse outfit waving and touching his belly like hes talking or emoting through gestures

gsbarnes

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:36 pm

Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 2666 Location: No Fun Town, USA

To continue with the threadjack, did you know the Submarine Ride is now the 'Finding Nemo' ride? Sigh.

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joby

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:23 pm

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

gsbarnes wrote:

To continue with the threadjack, did you know the Submarine Ride is now the 'Finding Nemo' ride? Sigh.

Not at Tokyo Disneyland it's not!

http://www.mouseplanet.com/tokyo/tdstour/tdsrides20k01.htm

ksep

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:34 pm

Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 1879 Location: Westlake

Seattle Likes Bikes rides should be fun and social. Costumes are encouraged be they condom themed for slut safety or mouse ears and finding nemo fish suits.

Did you know the SLUT makes a lot of noise? _every time_ it stops and starts it rings a bell. Cars don't honk when you step on the gas.

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TrikerTrev

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:21 pm

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

joby wrote:

Not at Tokyo Disneyland it's not!

http://www.mouseplanet.com/tokyo/tdstour/tdsrides20k01.htm

i hate you soooooo much right now...

TrikerTrev

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:23 pm

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

abamfici wrote:

Seattle Likes Bikes rides should be fun and social. Costumes are encouraged be they condom themed for slut safety or mouse ears and finding nemo fish suits.
.

yes, goddammit...YES!!!

i'm gonna be a taco...just because...

snyd3282

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:48 pm

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abamfici wrote:

I just got word that the Seattle Times is going to send a photographer. :)

ksep

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:23 pm

Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 1879 Location: Westlake

My friend Nick just sent me some cool signs for the ride (links on the events page) based on this sign

* incomplete street
* watch for injured cyclists

Print 'em out, stick them on your bag, and come out and ride Wednesday! I can't believe the Seattle is being so difficult about putting up signs when other cities are so willing...

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Stef

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:43 am

Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 121

wish I had a color printer

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