I've been working really hard, training with lots of heavy water like you guys told me too. My Carbon fiber water bottle cage broke, but it's ok because i was able to replace it with the Trek 9800 Team Series Triple Laminate Plus water bottle cage for only $100!!
But what i need to know now is, HOW DO YOU RIDE A BIKE IN THE COLD?
My training has been really successful and i've already ridden around green lake TWICE in one day, but if i'm going to be out for a 4 hour ride like that i'll get very very cold. What do you use to stay warm? My XXXL cycling shorts were fine in february, and they still make me really fast, but i feel like i'm missing out on something.
Thanks so much for your help! Remember that i'm really sensitive. So be nice to me.
gsbarnes
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:09 pm
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I told you to use steam, but did you listen? If you had steam in those water bottles, not only would they be lighter, but you could take a sip every once in a while and warm yourself right up.
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lantius
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:11 pm
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i'd recommend the henry approach: ensure that your body is covered by a thick layer of hair, so much so that it's like matted fur. especially on your back.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:20 pm
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Don't bathe for a month or so. The heavy gas emissions from all the bacteria will create an insulating cloud around you. With a little genetic tinkering you can get the bacteria to emit bioluminescent gases, also increasing your visibility.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:22 pm
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And now for some reason and something helpful.
ZOMG!?! LAYER UP. You'll be droppin the layers quickly, so bring a bag. Invest in a good biking jacket, mine did me wonders last winter and was totally worth the 120 I spent on it. When it gets cold it's the first thing I go for. Last night it was my Saviour.
The detatched arm warmers you can get at any running or cycling store you will find to be approved by any who own a pair. $40 well spent.
Good cycling gloves just cut the wind and are up to you. Any pair of gloves will help, but your hands will always be cold until you're all sweaty under your warm gear.
And keep yer damn legs covered. If you're a pussy about the cold don't go for 3/4 anything.
Other than that, just get used to it. It only lasts like 10 months...
mcrawfor
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:39 pm
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Seriously though, this one is dead on.
I don't know how many "Winter gear" and "How do I stay dry?" threads I've seen on this forum.
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lantius
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:41 pm
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layer up indeed!
seven layer bean dip.
four layer cakes.
neopolitan ice cream.
you get the idea. you wanna be warm? be like the walrus!
mcrawfor
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:42 pm
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FieryIrie wrote:
A serious reply.
Your gullibility embarrasses me.
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Joe
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FieryIrie wrote:
ZOMG!?! LAYER UP. ..etc
ZOMG! ShaneLeesowned!!
gsbarnes
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:55 pm
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lantius wrote:
layer up indeed!
seven layer bean dip.
four layer cakes.
neopolitan ice cream.
you get the idea. you wanna be warm? be like the walrus!
Is there somewhere I can see a walrus in bean dip?
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FieryIrie
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:56 pm
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**embarrassed**
You guys are mean.
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gsbarnes
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:59 pm
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FieryIrie wrote:
**embarrassed**
You guys are mean.
All you have to do is tell us you're really sensitive, and we will be nice to you.
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FieryIrie
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:01 pm
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gsbarnes wrote:
FieryIrie wrote:
**embarrassed**
You guys are mean.
All you have to do is tell us you're really sensitive, and we will be nice to you.
I'm not really sensitive. Be nice to me.
Remington
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:43 pm
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lantius wrote:
i'd recommend the henry approach: ensure that your body is covered by a thick layer of hair, so much so that it's like matted fur. especially on your back.
Don't forget the layer of fat. Now, granted, fat is heavy, and will slow you down quite a lot, but it Will keep you warm, and with your carbon fiber bottle cage, you've offset some of those effects. Also, might I suggest that you invest in a trainer, that way you can, get this: Ride your bike INSIDE. It's an amazing device that allows you to stay warm and Pretend that you're riding around Greenlake. (And you can even pretend that you've ridden 3 laps around, we won't tell anyone.) Just be sure that your sweat doesn't corrode your frame by getting one of these: http://www.livingincomfort.com/blswnetsn.html . You might want to ask Matthew about riding on a trainer, he might know a bit more. Also, riding inside is safer in the cold months; you might slip and hurt yourself on the ice outside.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:45 pm
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follow my flowchart of winterwarmness, and you'll never have to wear anything but spandex again
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:46 pm
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ShaneLees wrote:
HOW DO YOU RIDE A BIKE IN THE COLD
OOOHHHH No! FIRST you tell use where to get the prettiest lace in all the land.
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That flow chart sucks.
Foo
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:14 pm
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Aden,
I hope you're OK with the fact that I laughed about 2 minutes non-stop at your expense.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:33 pm
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i am.
FieryIrie
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:01 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
i am.
Have we traded places then? Do I now get to be an alcoholic biker with a surly demeanor who is soooo cool because he's been riding since, like, almost the beginning?!
No, no Dan and all others. We have to laugh at someones expense. It might as well be mine for now.
If it weren't for growing up with Badhill I might have no idea how to deal with you people. Instead I've grown to adore you all for it. Being the center of humiliation? It's fucking nostalgic.
I realise this whole thread is a dig on me, right down to the carbon cyclocross rig, riding trainers, and spandex arm warmers.
So fsck you all. I'm going on a business trip for a few months. We'll see who's laughing then. I hope you all enjoy freezing to death in seattle winter rains. I'll be riding my spinning bike in the aux machinery compartment, measuring wattage and heart rate instead of number of mechanicals, and smearing embrocation on my legs just in spite of you all.
The end.
FieryIrie
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:17 pm
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Matthew wrote:
I realise this whole thread is a dig on me, right down to the carbon cyclocross rig, riding trainers, and spandex arm warmers.
So fsck you all. I'm going on a business trip for a few months. We'll see who's laughing then. I hope you all enjoy freezing to death in seattle winter rains. I'll be riding my spinning bike in the aux machinery compartment, measuring wattage and heart rate instead of number of mechanicals, and smearing embrocation on my legs just in spite of you all.
The end.
Wait, wait Matthew. Is this supposed to make us jealous?
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:20 pm
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Matthew wrote:
I realise this whole thread is a dig on me, right down to the carbon cyclocross rig, riding trainers, and spandex arm warmers.
So fsck you all. I'm going on a business trip for a few months. We'll see who's laughing then. I hope you all enjoy freezing to death in seattle winter rains. I'll be riding my spinning bike in the aux machinery compartment, measuring wattage and heart rate instead of number of mechanicals, and smearing embrocation on my legs just in spite of you all.
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