This sounds like too much alcohol and not enough riding.
I'm going to stay home tonight and shave my legs, glue a pair of $200 Dugast tubulars to a $50 AlexRims wheelset, and decide which pair of XXXXL bib shorts to wear for Sunday's series race.
you know, if you want the ride to go to the manray all you have to do is ask...
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FieryIrie
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:40 pm
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Sooo, uh, Foo. Thanks so fucking much for the rub it in your face, you can't ride, I'm standing in Westlake call. I really needed that while I was sitting in front of the TV watching cops at my parents house because I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Jerkface. I'll see you kids this weekend, next week, whenever I see you. Ride ride, drink drink. Get nice and tosty for me.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:18 pm
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FieryIrie wrote:
Sooo, uh, Foo. Thanks so fucking much for the rub it in your face, you can't ride, I'm standing in Westlake call. I really needed that while I was sitting in front of the TV watching cops at my parents house because I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Jerkface. I'll see you kids this weekend, next week, whenever I see you. Ride ride, drink drink. Get nice and tosty for me.
ah donna feel bad, im drinkin imported tequila and eatin steak, ribs and salmon with my executive director in bothell riht fuckin now...
enjoy the down pour, assholes...i look forward to the whinefest after tonights "ride".
derrickito
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:50 pm
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applesauche wrote:
blah blah blah blah.... blah blah.
if you dont even show up, and you're sleeping when we are riding, dont try and tell us where to go!
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:52 pm
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tonights ride was kinda, awesome. short, sweet, drippy, and drunk as hell...
backup gloves are rad! as are microwave enchiladas.
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
vaticdart wrote:
Flats in the rain are fun.
not when you're waiting on someone to fix their flat for 30+ minutes...
People always bitch about how long it takes other people to change flats, but I've never seen a flat on a ride where it didn't take at least 10 - 15 minutes to change.
That honestly wasn't very long compared to some of the flats I've seen on our rides when people gash their tires, have some sort of equipment issue, don't check their tires for debris, whatever. Flats happen.
My wipeout 1/4 mile later was fucking dumb on my part, but that delayed us for less than 5 minutes. Not really worth whining over.
Shit happens, we wait, and we can drink more while we do.
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MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:26 am
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vaticdart wrote:
The siren call of the 56 blinking "Downtown" in the rain was more temptation than I could handle.
Ow, my side and shoulder hurt now.
Metal grooves in pavement parallel to the direction of traffic suck.
Flats in the rain are fun.
That sausage roll was fucking awesome.
I need a good waterproof jacket now that winter-winter is here.
Time for pie and more bourbon.
Yay for my first bail. Where'd the ride go after The Celtic Swell? I saw Chris downtown while I was waiting for the 18.
Hey guys.
I wasn't there but stopped by to see how it went.
Pepper pot soup at Charlie's is fucking awesome.
I need to buy clothes.
Rain makes you wet.
Don't ride your bike, ride the bus.
Double space your sentences for extra credit.
Paragraphs are for suckers.
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lantius
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:17 am
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
tonights ride was kinda, awesome. short, sweet, drippy, and drunk as hell...
short? oh, right, you posted this before most of us even got our drink on at the boxcar.
the internet is really really great.
pete jr
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:20 am
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i think you missed that spc. sean wiped out in the same place that you did and never stopped anyone. call it what you like, but that is the longest flat i have been around. when you don't know what you are doing and someone else is offering help, please take it. we don't like being rained on while someone has an ego. did your tire have an irreparable gash? no. that was 20-30 mins to change a flat, which should take 5min tops.
just saying.
anyhow, i love rain rides. and musicals.
vaticdart
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:45 am
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pete jr wrote:
i think you missed that spc. sean wiped out in the same place that you did and never stopped anyone. call it what you like, but that is the longest flat i have been around. when you don't know what you are doing and someone else is offering help, please take it. we don't like being rained on while someone has an ego. did your tire have an irreparable gash? no. that was 20-30 mins to change a flat, which should take 5min tops.
just saying.
anyhow, i love rain rides. and musicals.
If that was really 20 - 30 minutes, that was too long. I've helped other people with flats that took that long, but I'll admit it shouldn't take that long. It didn't seem like 30 minutes to me, 20 maybe, but all of my time telling devices were either in my bag or in the dirt, and I was annoyed with having my first flat on a group ride, so my sense of time may have been way off. That was my 2nd flat, ever, so I hardly have the mad skillz.
I'll gladly take help from anyone who is faster at changing flats if they offer. No one said anything more than "you have everything you need?". Anything to get the group moving again.
The groove that got me actually did throw me a way, as evidenced by how sore my right side is, and mashed my STI levers and front brake pretty well. Now I know you can just knock STI levers back into place, but I wasn't about to do the last bit of the ride with binding front brakes when that takes a minute or so to fix.
Apologies for the delays. Damn fun ride though and what an awesome pub.
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Happy Stick Person
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:21 am
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lantius wrote:
Happy Stick Person wrote:
tonights ride was kinda, awesome. short, sweet, drippy, and drunk as hell...
short? oh, right, you posted this before most of us even got our drink on at the boxcar.
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everything was still very wet this morning when I got up waaay too early to go to work. Good times, and the Swill was great.
surlykat
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:22 am
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
you know, if you want the ride to go to the manray all you have to do is ask...
Manray is temporarily closed due to plumbing problems, or at least it was last time I walked by. I think Derrick was there not too long ago, so they've got to get some major plumbing work done before they can reopen their doors.
ro
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:46 am
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MECHANICAL!! It is said many times, make sure your rubber is good and your tires are at the proper inflation (especially in the winter when you don’t see that pothole under the puddle) or just ride a Pugsley. Does Surly have a master plan for world domination? There are about as many Surlys’ on these rides as there are Suburus’ at any Cascade Trailhead.
After about 15 minutes, I left for home and came across a couple of smart 83’s under the WS bridge all dry and comfy (Der&Hap). That is where we should have waited and sent somebody over to the minimart to pick up some beers. It was a shame that we were only 10 minutes from the Swell.
With that said, it was good to see some familiar faces again and ride for a ways.
dashap
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:10 am
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Double Yu Tee Eff, girl, Double Yu Tee Eff. Are you OK?
Anyhoo, it was great to get out again with all the rest of you jerkfaces. I got home completely soaked (catching that 18 wheeler splash over on the way back didn't help), cold and tired as hell. And somehow it was still a kickass ride. I even rode back up Post alley on the way back for shits and giggles.
vaticdart
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:48 am
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My flat changing incompetence has been blogged! All future possibility of honor is vanquished. I will have to start wearing shorts and knee high plaid socks and riding a beach cruiser.
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Eric_s
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:54 am
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My flat changing incompetence has been blogged! All future possibility of honor is vanquished. I will have to start wearing shorts and knee high plaid socks and riding a beach cruiser.
Nah dude, just get some puncture resistant tires. Or practice at home.
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Seven
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:10 am
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My flat changing incompetence has been blogged! All future possibility of honor is vanquished. I will have to start wearing shorts and knee high plaid socks and riding a beach cruiser.
Nah dude, just get some puncture resistant tires. Or practice at home.
I got good at changing a tire quick by sucking at putting a new one on and somehow ruining something like 6 tubes the first time I changed tires on my bike.
vaticdart
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:17 am
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My flat changing incompetence has been blogged! All future possibility of honor is vanquished. I will have to start wearing shorts and knee high plaid socks and riding a beach cruiser.
Nah dude, just get some puncture resistant tires.
I have the sneaking suspicion that the Kendra Contenders that my faux racing bike came with don't do a particularly great job in that area. They're probably nearing the end of their life and I've heard good stuff about the Marathons.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:26 am
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Hey BtAH, that was me in the orange van that yelled at you last night on Elliot as you we're riding down town. Good to see you flipping me the bird!
the dreaded ben
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:32 am
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jeff wrote:
Hey BtAH, that was me in the orange van that yelled at you last night on Elliot as you we're riding down town. Good to see you flipping me the bird!
i know, that's why the bird was exercised.
how many tied and gagged children did you have in the back of that thing?
jeff
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:36 am
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I had Claire and Stef in there!
Eric_s
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:36 am
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
vaticdart wrote:
Eric_s wrote:
Nah dude, just get some puncture resistant tires.
I have the sneaking suspicion that the Kendra Contenders that my faux racing bike came with don't do a particularly great job in that area. They're probably nearing the end of their life and I've heard good stuff about the Marathons.
Let's just say that if you keep riding on those tires, you're going to get good at fixing flats.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:49 am
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