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just in, santarchy day and rough itinery:
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On Saturday, December 15! And Santa's been holding it in allllll year!
Santa begins at noon at the Blue Star Cafe in Wallingford, stumbles and weaves his way through the many fine establishments along 45th to the U-District's fabulous Hotel Deca, then boards chartered (burner) buses to Georgetown. More details below!
Bring $5 to ride the Santa bus(es) from the U-District to Georgetown. Your $5 gets you a collectible laminated bus pass, which features convenient taxicab phone numbers, for the long, vomitous ride home.
Get Santa's whereabouts up-to-the-minute via Dodgeball:
http://www.dodgeball.com/
Add "Ivan C." as your friend.
Santa's itinerary is simple, and subject to deviation. Like Santa.
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Fuck the buses, I've got a Santa outfit and a bike.
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:39 am
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exactomundo. i always do this by bicycle too.
gear up kids. cheap ebay santa suits are available for just a few dollars. hurry and order.
langston
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:41 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Santa Suit in hand, beater bike ready for the Santabuse.
Don't bring a nice bike out if you plan on drinking to excess. Two years ago I wrecked my red Raleigh up pretty badly by getting overly wasted and trying to ride downtown from Ballard.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:43 am
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i hope it's as much fun as last year.
should i be santa pooh again, er get a real suit?
Stef
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:57 am
Joined: 15 Nov 2007Posts: 121
Mr. 75 Dollars wrote:
Santa Suit in hand, beater bike ready for the Santabuse.
Don't bring a nice bike out if you plan on drinking to excess. Two years ago I wrecked my red Raleigh up pretty badly by getting overly wasted and trying to ride downtown from Ballard.
ouch! I did the same thing during this summer (minus the raliegh and 2 years ago) I dont remember anything after the fall, apparently I still rode home...
good times through pain
derrickito
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:09 am
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the dreaded ben wrote:
i hope it's as much fun as last year.
should i be santa pooh again, er get a real suit?
be the santa pooh.
sekai
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:00 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 1466Location: on the lake
where can i get a cheap suit?
ebay has suits for 40 bucks, but they screw you on the shipping.
I'll try walmart/fred meyer this weekend.
henry
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:49 pm
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So in. This was awesome last year. I'm pulling the $8 santa outfit out of storage. (real ghetto) Also bringing some mace for the swamp donkeys.
derrickito
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:17 am
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bring extra mace.
alyson
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:17 pm
Joined: 06 Sep 2006Posts: 114Location: Queen Anne
derrickito wrote:
bring extra mace.
I will, and I will pepper the fucking shit out of anyone who tries to steal your gloves this year. Bad news...
Are we all gonna be there at noon?
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joeball
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:21 pm
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Finn
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:28 pm
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First, where's the downtown action? Serenading rich folks at benaroya while drinking electric blue boone's farm from a windex bottle is on my highlight reel.
Second, are we chasing the bus to Georgetown? If so, can we get a firm meeting time/place for bikers?
Heaven Is A Halfpipe
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:46 pm
Joined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 47Location: floating
What are the odds that these bars won't card me? This sounds like a blast... they weren't carding at the bar when I did the Idiotarod this spring and that was in Georgetown, but that was only one bar... But I have a feeling that if I manage to blend in with the other rambunctious Santas it might work... Do you guys think its worth a try or should I do something else?
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langston
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:17 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Heaven Is A Halfpipe wrote:
What are the odds that these bars won't card me? This sounds like a blast... they weren't carding at the bar when I did the Idiotarod this spring and that was in Georgetown, but that was only one bar... But I have a feeling that if I manage to blend in with the other rambunctious Santas it might work... Do you guys think its worth a try or should I do something else?
respect the establishments by not trying to get in if you are underage. Bars throughout the city are under the gun by the Mayor losing their liquor licenses for underage drinkers and violence. This goes along the lines of don't smuggle in booze or do drugs in the bathroom. By the time you're legal, you'll understand the rules of the bar, both spoken and implied.
We'll likely hit a few all-ages locations during the day and if you bring a few friends who are minors you can have your own Santa spree at other places while us big kids drink. I'll even bring booze in my bag for drinking outdoors.
Heaven Is A Halfpipe
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:25 pm
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Hmm... Maybe I'll just go snowboarding.
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Stef
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:47 pm
Joined: 15 Nov 2007Posts: 121
Mr. Obstinate wrote:
Heaven Is A Halfpipe wrote:
What are the odds that these bars won't card me? This sounds like a blast... they weren't carding at the bar when I did the Idiotarod this spring and that was in Georgetown, but that was only one bar... But I have a feeling that if I manage to blend in with the other rambunctious Santas it might work... Do you guys think its worth a try or should I do something else?
respect the establishments by not trying to get in if you are underage. Bars throughout the city are under the gun by the Mayor losing their liquor licenses for underage drinkers and violence. This goes along the lines of don't smuggle in booze or do drugs in the bathroom. By the time you're legal, you'll understand the rules of the bar, both spoken and implied.
We'll likely hit a few all-ages locations during the day and if you bring a few friends who are minors you can have your own Santa spree at other places while us big kids drink. I'll even bring booze in my bag for drinking outdoors.
even with an ID, I have trouble getting in
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:04 pm
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Stef wrote:
even with an ID, I have trouble getting in
haha.
Stef
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:15 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
Stef wrote:
even with an ID, I have trouble getting in
haha.
please see following post:
Stef wrote:
haha
Henry wrote:
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:19 pm
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haha
gsbarnes
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:20 pm
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Stef
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:21 pm
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that usually happens to me after bills are payed and Im already drunk and then Im broke until more bills are due
derrickito
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:14 pm
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haha
*shoots self in the back*
lantius
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:18 pm
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Stef
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:29 pm
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derrickito wrote:
haha
*shoots self in the back*
you are the 9,167th person to haha
there are 833 remaining until the gift is given
dennyt
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:10 pm
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have fun, kids!
derrickito
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:59 am
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is anyone going to be there early? noon-5ish or so? im going to probably be there in 45 minutes or so.
calls me! (well call in twenty minutes or so when i plug my phone in.)
langston
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:15 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
I'm currently trending towards joining the melee in Georgetown, ~8ish.
I worked until 1:30am and then had the honor of changing a flat on West Marginal on the way home. Hurrah for sleeping till 1pm!
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FieryIrie
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:41 pm
Joined: 25 Jun 2007Posts: 554Location: Wallingford
So I was rolling by towards the beginning, around 2:00. Aly Rae was already there with about 20 other santas. Within ten minutes there were 50 shouting santas with signs saying 'Santa Saves!' and 'I'm pro santa and I vote!' The population was increasing drastically by the minute.
Pirate santas. Pimp santas. Cowboys santas. Sexy santas. They tried to go to the Thai food restaurant Mei's and were immediately 86'd. From there my bus rolled up and I had to head out because I need to be doing this fully costumed.
I am now prepared to go be rowdy with a bunch of crazies in the U. See you kids there!
SKETCHY
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:47 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
mother fuck this is what I get for going to Wisconsin for a week.
I WANA BE DRUNK SANTA
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FieryIrie
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:50 pm
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SKETCHY
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:55 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
I've been here for 3 days. It sucks so fucking bad. And tomarrow I get to visit my fucking family
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Tacoma Dude
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:52 pm
Joined: 06 Dec 2005Posts: 113
Stef wrote:
derrickito wrote:
haha
*shoots self in the back*
you are the 9,167th person to haha
there are 833 remaining until the gift is given
dude like, who are you? i seen you on the rides? I liek to ahve a face with the names and i cant say I know who you are for sure.
i rock a cheap huffy mtb that goes slow, but i usually drive to the rides in my van case I live down south. what kinda weels you rockin?
TrikerTrev
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:47 am
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two words:
bourbon & titties
henry
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:25 am
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Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
no.
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:03 pm
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id like to point out that henry and ben got cut off at every bar that we walked into. some even turned us away at the door.
you two carried the "problem" torch with honor
magnificent bastards, i salute you.
henry
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:30 pm
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The time between the NiteLite and the Mars Bar is very hazy to me. I remember walking around down by the market maybe? Was there public urination involved? Police?
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