Shins' bassist (Marty Crandall) and his ex (Elyse Sewell, former America's next top model contestant) get in a little tiff, cops get called and both get hauled in to the Sac county jail on domestic violence charges.
From her livejournal post Dec. 27: PS I rode a fixie for the first time yesterday. Fun. But dangerous, don't you think? I don't know if I have the cojones to take one to the streets of Portland. Any thoughts?
There you have it. Fixed-gear bikes lead to domestic violence.
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:44 am
Joined: 20 Sep 2006Posts: 1168Location: Leschi
i also hear they cause A.I.D.S. and flipper babies...
i also hear they cause A.I.D.S. and flipper babies...
It was only a couple of flipper babies!
koos42
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:10 pm
Joined: 10 Jul 2007Posts: 367Location: ON YOUR LEFT! your other left.
yeah, well geared bikes give you the syph, the herp, and a strain of AIDS common in pigs. You don't even get laid if you have gears, so at least flipper babies aren't a problem.
J
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:27 am
Joined: 03 Aug 2007Posts: 179Location: by that one arco am/pm
moreover: who the fuck is scared of riding in portland?
_________________ god damn problem bees
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:07 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
chunts wrote:
Happy Stick Person wrote:
i also hear they cause A.I.D.S. and flipper babies...
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