So, someone took pictures of Lance Armstrong getting on a tall bike in Austin. That's not what's remarkable. What's remarkable is that the other people in that picture paid good money to look like they do. Hoo-doggies, it's a hipster douchebag-o-rama!
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jeff
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:30 am
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Dude, you are wearing a bandanna in your avatar and you ride a fixed gear.
Making fun of the very style you emulate? Overrated.
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langston
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:36 am
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you should repost those pics for people who have LJ blocked at work. I saw them last night and lol'd. The guy with the moustache looked like he had just crapped his drawers.
Eric_s
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:45 am
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jeff wrote:
Dude, you are wearing a bandanna in your avatar and you ride a fixed gear. Making fun of the very style you emulate? Overrated.
There's a massive gap between occasionally wearing a bandanna and having a mullet. Good try. Please try again later.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:32 am
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jeff wrote:
Dude, you are wearing a bandanna in your avatar and you ride a fixed gear.
Making fun of the very style you emulate? Overrated.
ha, he's just a weak copy of your fully-developed hipsterism.
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I have a mullet. I aim to have hair like that guy. I don't try to necessarily look hip, I just try to incorporate a certain amount of sleaze into my image.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:44 am
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Tall bikes are for suckers.
Let's not bullshit each other here:
Eric_s
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Seven wrote:
I have a mullet. I aim to have hair like that guy. I don't try to necessarily look hip, I just try to incorporate a certain amount of sleaze into my image.
And you get teased for it too, and you don't care! If you're gonna say y'all, you might as well have a trashy mullet to go with it.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:20 pm
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Tall bikes are for suckers.
Let's not bullshit each other here
i would kill everyones' family for that.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:16 pm
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naked middle aged dudes on tall bikes,
vatos on lowriders,
tom ritchey on wooden bikes in rwanda,
lance in child labor garb and shooz,
sounds as if we're all looking to be real in our own awkward wayz
I faintly sense that not looking in the first place may just be the way to go...
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TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:20 pm
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Tall bikes are for suckers.
Let's not bullshit each other here:
ya know, that's funny, and heres why...
lifted unscrupulously from BSNYC;
"If you're unfamiliar with tall bikes, they are essentially two really crappy frames welded together to create one extremely crappy bike, and they satisfy the age-old human compulsion to sit up high and look ridiculous. Tall bike enthusiasts are generally the sorts of people who developed a distain for authority relatively late in life, and so they engage in adolescent hijinx into adulthood instead of stopping after middle school like the rest of us. They also refuse to get jobs and they tell their parents to "shut up" well into their 30s."
sounds correct enough.
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Seven
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:21 am
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Eric_s wrote:
Seven wrote:
I have a mullet. I aim to have hair like that guy. I don't try to necessarily look hip, I just try to incorporate a certain amount of sleaze into my image.
And you get teased for it too, and you don't care! If you're gonna say y'all, you might as well have a trashy mullet to go with it.
You're damn right, hahaha.
chunts
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:28 pm
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
Tall bikes are for suckers.
Let's not bullshit each other here:
can you get deep vees drilled for 100 spokes?
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