A pistol-packing bicyclist fled an Eastlake neighborhood convenience store Friday carrying an armload of stolen pornography.
Just before 10:30 a.m., the man walked into the Eastlake Market at 2244 Eastlake Ave. E. and asked the storeowner for a match, according to police reports. He then turned his attention to the magazine rack.
After several minutes, the man grabbed an armload of porn and fled the store. The storeowner and a customer gave chase and spotted the man getting on a bicycle.
The porn-laden suspect pulled back his jacket and gripped the butt of a handgun, deterring the other men from continuing the pursuit.
The man was described to police as approximately 6-feet-tall with a workman's jacket and satchel-style shoulder bag. The storeowner told authorities the man escaped with eight magazines valued at a total of $96.
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Derrick... where... uhm... were you tonight?
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john wrote:
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dontcha mean Langston?
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TrikerTrev wrote:
john wrote:
Derrick... where... uhm... were you tonight?
dontcha mean langston?
I like my porn in video-form, the fantasy is much more realistic that way. It's always hotter when you can hear them cry in shame while getting plowed.
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langston wrote:
I like my porn in video-form, the fantasy is much more realistic that way. It's always hotter when you can hear them cry in shame while getting plowed.
Thank you. I probably didn't need to keep that delicious breakfast in my belly anyways. I'm a little upset about the vomit on the floor, however.
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langston wrote:
while getting plowed.
wait, there's drinking porn?
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