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the dreaded ben

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:39 am

Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

anybody know a good personal injury lawyer?
specifically a medical injury lawyer.
and specifically a lawyer that doesn't act like a lawyer.
and specifically a lawyer that doesn't want money if i don't have money.

i get the feeling i won't be out thrursday.
gracias.

john

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:29 am

AAAARRRRRGGGGbllll pppphtt! Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 725 Location: In the lab.

Duggan does all forms of personal injury...

and he is just as cool to work with for those i am sure.

Plus part of the money that goes to him... still goes to the bike world. That guy donates a fair amount of money to bike causes... more than any other lawyer in town I believe.

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Eric_s

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:30 am

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1691 Location: the dirty south

When I first read that, it said "blood sucking inebriates".

Good luck!

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Razi

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:33 pm

Joined: 16 Dec 2005 Posts: 866 Location: Seattle

Good luck, Ben.

I don't know of any lawyers, but I will keep my eyes out.

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tehschkott

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:38 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

What happened?

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derrickito

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:46 pm

now with 50 percent more EVIL Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 10566

he time traveled back to november 7, 1861 in order to participate in his favorite civil war battle, the battle of belmont. grant sailed from illinois, to make a demonstration against the confederate river fortress at columbus, Kentucky. The next morning, he learned that confederate troops had crossed the mississippi river from columbus to belmont, missouri. he landed on the missouri shore and started marching the mile to belmont. ben was on the march and had his foot stomped on by a down syndrome donkey, giving him a nasty scratch that turned gangrenous. it forced him to time travel back to the future and miss federals routing the confederates.

he's awful shook up about the entire thing. time travel aint cheap ya'know?

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Rogelio

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:47 pm

Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

I'm guessing it has something to do with this:

the dreaded ben wrote:

i wish i hadn't seen anyone about because the fucking doctor did it too me.

simple callous removal procedure got all fucked up.
the numbing agent was injected directly into my artery (omfg that hurt vastly more than anything I have ever felt) which in turn caused tons of internal bleeding which in turn caused a vicious infection, which in turn caused retarded swelling, which in turn caused permanent numbness and who knows what else.

meh.
that and i'm sure those goddamn ewoks had their grumby little mits in it somehow.
but on the upside i got to stay home on thursday and watch chick flicks, and i can't drink.
nevertheless, thanks for the concern.

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lantius

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:51 pm

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

ben, if you die i promise we will put you on a big pile of wood and light you on fire in a treehouse village. i know it's how you've always wanted to go.

TrikerTrev

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:09 pm

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

gowddamn little hairy people.

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tehschkott

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:17 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Damn. And you're sure mainlining some Sweet Georgia Brown or Makers Mark wouldn't just UNDO allathat eh?

I don't know any PI lawyers, but I'll go kick his ass for you if you want. I don't even know you but yano, on principle and all...

I do know a good immigration lawyer though.

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henry

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:29 pm

somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

I just realized that the woman who's representing us in our legal woes actually specializes in exactly this kind of thing. Call me and i'll give you her contact info.

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the dreaded ben

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:09 pm

Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

Rogelio wrote:

I'm guessing it has something to do with this:

the dreaded ben wrote:

cry, cry, snivel, whine

yeah, turns out i'm getting a toe chopped off.
maybe more.
and i'm thinking that i might need a lawyer, cause i seem to remember having a perfectly functioning toe before seeing the doc.

and ah, thanks for the suggestions everyone.

tehschkott

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:40 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

You totally need to wear it around your neck and tell us stories about "Charlie" on following .83 rides.

In all seriousness though, sorry to hear it mate.

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coupdegrace

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:47 pm

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Posts: 168

Shit that sucks! Here's to a speedy recovery and amicable resolution to your legal hassle. Cheers.

Spealunker

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:47 pm

sarge Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Posts: 308 Location: Fort Bragg NC

the dreaded ben wrote:

Rogelio wrote:

I'm guessing it has something to do with this:

the dreaded ben wrote:

cry, cry, snivel, whine

And here i am the kid in the combat zone. Isn't it I that should be getting the fucked up and random injuries

Old Crow

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:27 am

Helen Keller, WHAT? Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 395 Location: Ballard

Ben, I hope you take them for everything their insurance is worth.

Good luck.

ksep

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:57 am

Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 1879 Location: Westlake

the dreaded ben wrote:

yeah, turns out i'm getting a toe chopped off.

Well, in SiCKO that guy had to pay $60,000 to get the tip of his middle finger re-attached. Seems like you're due at least that much since you'll never get your little buddy back.

What's the name of the doc/office? The least we can do is write some negative reviews on Yelp and whatnot for you.

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TrikerTrev

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:48 am

Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

the dreaded ben wrote:

just fucking wow!

i hope you sue them silly!

when's the wake?

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