i have finished the bacon.
i went back to the kitchen to see if any more bacon had appeared.
no more bacon had appeared.
there is no god.
langston
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:55 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
Razi wrote:
langston wrote:
turkey-bacon sandwich, which I made this morning.
Real men eat bacon.
A syllogism:
Real men eat bacon.
Turkey bacon is not bacon.
langston eats turkey bacon.
langston is not a real man.
F that shit. it was a bacon AND turkey sandwich. I even carved the turkey off the breast. Cooked that shit yesterday.
Turkey, bacon, tomato, mayonaise, Hickory Baconsalt, whole wheat bread, pepperjack cheese. Don't fuck with my lunch, you'll lose a finger.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:59 pm
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I'm working my way through one of those 5 lb bags of gummy bears from Costco while I wait for my jersey mike's sub. I win.
TrikerTrev
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:02 pm
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langston wrote:
Turkey, bacon, tomato, mayonaise, Hickory Baconsalt, whole wheat bread, pepperjack cheese. Don't fuck with my lunch, you'll lose a finger.
BLT&F?
cannibal!
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noonan
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:05 pm
Joined: 11 Nov 2007Posts: 43Location: Magnolia
the bacon is gone.
i am sad.
why?
SeditiousCanary
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:47 pm
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noonan
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:57 pm
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;(
Alex
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:21 am
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the bacon gods have blessed the south kitchen in my building today.
too bad it isn't smoked salmon.
noonan
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:46 am
Joined: 11 Nov 2007Posts: 43Location: Magnolia
BACON!!
After buying some crack cocaine from Alex, I went to the south kitchen to see if bacon had appeared.
IT HAD.
Perhaps there is a god. In fact they are debating it right now on KXOT.
Happy, greasy, sticky fingers (and keyboard).
mark
noonan
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:56 am
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The bacon is now gone.
The bacon is now gone.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:08 am
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