People who ride a bicycle to work are 5 times more likely to be promoted and receive a big raise than their colleagues who commute by other means, a study released today shows. According to research published by the Institute on Serious Matters, bicycle commuters enjoy striking advantages not only in their business lives, but also tend to attract hot people of all genders and are 8 times as likely as non-cyclists to enjoy rewarding sexual relations.
According to research published by the Institute on Serious Matters, bicycle commuters enjoy striking advantages not only in their business lives, but also tend to attract hot people of all genders and are 8 times as likely as non-cyclists to enjoy rewarding sexual relations.
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