Yay we're hiring too!

But i don't want to work with any of you. (except possibly Robin, but that's touch and go).

We're hiring too, but you need a B.S. in an engineering discipline or hard physics, your NRC senior reactor operator licence and a Q clearance.

So if you want the job, you've never been safe, unless by safe you mean design margins >1.

Plus side, there's a 35K signing bonus with 12K loyalty bonuses every year after- but they'll extract it one nickel at a time in uncomfortable ways.

I've worked with "his people"
I turned down the $60K (I hear it's up to $100K nowadays) bonus for a two year contract

perks include:
-food poisoning
-getting sprayed with shit water by toilets
-fake healthcare, "take some motrin and stuff it" style
-no privacy
-soul crushing boredom in a completely unstimulating environment
-no sex for 10months at a time (sometimes longer)
-being surrounded by 5000 of the nastiest trailer trash you've ever met in a floating prison - and having to obey some of them! No joke, your peers will be people who don't know well enough to wash their hands between shitting and serving you food (see perk #1)
-ionizing radiation (a friend lost his testicle to cancer after straddling a radioactive pipe doing maintenance in the Reactor Compartment)
-belonging to the government -> and acting as an instrument of the unholy whims of megalomaniacal politicians
-the satisfaction that comes with knowing you directly contribute to bombing of innocent brown people & their beautiful ancient cities
-hearing about all your old friends commiting suicide
and best of all
-having your face in the background at the "Mission Accomplished" speech
(no joke, watch the tape and look for a guy in a yellow jersey on a riser during the applause breaks)

And there's so much MORE!

For an experience you'll regret for the rest of your life, talk to your recruiter today!

... when I pick up that tshirt tomorrow, can I give you a hug?

fag

I've worked with "his people"
I turned down the $60K (I hear it's up to $100K nowadays) bonus for a two year contract

-ionizing radiation (a friend lost his testicle to cancer after straddling a radioactive pipe doing maintenance in the Reactor Compartment)

Thanks Matthew, it's been at least four and a half years since any jackass officer was dumb enough to try to tell me what I was doing wrong.

'Course back then I could've gotten in trouble for holding them down and farting on their head.

....maybe I'll wait 'til we're all on a beach so you can eat sand too

...Q clearance.

So if you want the job, you've never been safe, unless by safe you mean design margins >1.

You got further gripes, message me so the people don't have to read it.

Oh, you're one of those sailors. The "got a chip on my shoulder over the khakis" type. At this point, I know nothing I'd say will make you think differently, but here goes:

The Navy party line on exposure to radiation. Trying to ride a high horse as an "engineer"

They're about to extend me into a department head tour.

This should be rich. You got further gripes, message me so the people don't have to read it.

I'm just trying to tell you not to be an annoying little twat. I understand that it's your schtick on the forum, but you might consider toning it down once in a while.

im wondering which one of you will be the top in your love/snuggle fest?

I have one .83'r sitting a few feet from me, and another in the pipeline.

You pay well? Can I drink beer on the job?

I charge extra for cleaning in a mini-skirt, heels and corset though.

If you know someone who has real QA experience *AND* can program in C/C++ or Java,

I'll kiss you full on the lips.