also, when the fuck is our christmas disaster party?
henry
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:03 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
The disaster was scheduled for the 20th as well, that's looking to disastrous. Ben and I talked about rescheduling a while ago, then i fucked up my knee and forgot about it.
Yes only legal cyclocross bikes will be allowed. .
Right, because we all know how much you and Ben enjoy talking about UCI construction regulations. The horse pills are taking the edge off your believability, hehe.
PS: if you don't make this happen, I will. And if I run it, the tripel-barrieure leading into the off camber chicane then the wild turkey pitstop before double run-up will hurt. Even with a set of fully functional ACLs.
pete jr
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:46 am
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douche douche douche
i gots me a cheap santa costume
Bike Hugger
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:31 am
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I shall wow you with my dancer-like form over the barriers and up the runups, using skills I've gleaned from Tim Rutledge and stole from Russell Stevenson. Also, now without a former antagonist present in this forum, I feel more or less welcome.
piratemolly
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:39 am
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Bike Hugger wrote:
I shall wow you with my dancer-like form over the barriers and up the runups, using skills I've gleaned from Tim Rutledge and stole from Russell Stevenson. Also, now without a former antagonist present in this forum, I feel more or less welcome.
Tim Rutledge of Redline?
the dreaded ben
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:41 am
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
it will happen. sat. dec. 13th
thinking woodland park.
and keep your fucking lame ass cyclocross off my disaster.
joeball
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:45 am
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This sounds extra disasterous,
I'm taking over for 2009 with an alley rally reborn.
derrickito
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:32 am
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i think im going to santaclaus up my ronald mcdonald costume
Tacoma Dude
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:49 am
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Bike Hugger wrote:
I shall wow you with my dancer-like form over the barriers and up the runups, using skills I've gleaned from Tim Rutledge and stole from Russell Stevenson. Also, now without a former antagonist present in this forum, I feel more or less welcome.
I'm still here!
lantius
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:17 am
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does goodwill still have $5 santa suits from halloween?
martin
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:18 am
Joined: 30 Jan 2006Posts: 712
piratemolly wrote:
Bike Hugger wrote:
I shall wow you with my dancer-like form over the barriers and up the runups, using skills I've gleaned from Tim Rutledge and stole from Russell Stevenson. Also, now without a former antagonist present in this forum, I feel more or less welcome.
yeah, Id' rather ride bikes with you cats than hang out with a bunch of burner douchebags. just saying.
twowheelwiz
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:00 pm
Joined: 26 Apr 2007Posts: 96Location: Greenwood
Emerald City Bike Bloc will be doing a race on the 20th too- which Santa outfits are strongly encouraged in. The flyer will be out this weekend. Stay tuned.
pete jr
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:24 am
Joined: 13 Dec 2005Posts: 1930Location: balls deepx
apparently this is the plan. apparently santa gets a little gay with enough alcohol in him
Hey, you douche cocks on bikes! When are you showing up to this?
Seattle Cacophany wrote:
Saturday, December 20th
This is Santa's very rough itinerary. Santa starts in the International District, stumbles drunkenly through Pioneer Square and Downtown, finishes up in Capitol Hill. These are not ALL of Santa's stops, but these are the places you are most likely to catch up with Santa. Times and locations may vary with mileage.
12pm
- House of Hong Restaurant - giant dim sum palace!
409 8th Ave S Seattle, WA
2pm
- 88 Keys Dueling Piano Bar - live holiday music!
Santa Kingpin paid up front for this - be prepared to chip in $5.
315 2nd Avenue South
4pm
- Seattle Central Library
Our annual(ish) reading of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
1000 4th Ave
5pm
- Lusty Lady / Benaroya Hall - naughty and nice!
6pm
- Pike Brewing Company
1415 1st Ave
8pm
- Nite Lite - the best l'il Santa spot in the city, bar none
Joining us late? This is the place to meet us.
1926 2nd Ave
10pm
- Chapel Bar / Capitol Club - Santa fills the street!
1600 Melrose Avenue / 414 E. Pine St
12pm
- The Cuff - Santa dances with bears!
1533 13th Ave
derrickito
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:33 pm
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we need a point83 santarchy meet up time and place. would be awesome if we could all ride down there together because it's 100 percent embarrassing to be santa claus all by yourself.
are people going north end based? we could meet up at my place at 3pmish if everyone wants? then we could make the 4pm library santa rally downtown.
YOU PEOPLE BETTER GO TO THIS.
i have an extra santa outfit if anyone needs one.
pete jr
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:19 pm
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i also have an extra santa outfit.
derrickito
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:48 pm
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im planning on being at the 4pm library stop. riding from the buck here, if anyone wants to join, give a ring.
langston
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:50 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
I'm coming and was hoping to run into people closer to the 2pm range of time.
pete jr
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:34 pm
Joined: 13 Dec 2005Posts: 1930Location: balls deepx
i am putting on pants now, and they are santa pants.
rob
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:08 pm
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
someone is periodically updating the throng's whereabouts on the twitters
derrickito
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:43 pm
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im running a bit behind schedule but hoping to be there in a couple hours. may have ben and henry in tow.
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:18 am
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321 am.
im home. im surprised im here.
about 8? inches of snow on my car that was parked at denny park. i finally left petejr at about 245 am at the top of denny hill. several of us watched the lunatics sledding down denny hill on whatever they could find (surfboards, stop signs, ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslaundry baskets, oh dcrap, boxes, etc.... for a while.
i started at nitelite, we wetn to bimbos, ten chacha (upstairs), chapel, kthat place on broadway, then metropolitaen (thanks chase!), then to the corener
FUCK: :YOU im done typing. it was great.
im going to wash this makeupo off in themorning
my elbow hurts
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:19 am
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if you correnct my mistakes i will ban you until your face falls off
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:20 am
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ill take the rapist for 200 please alex
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:20 am
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alex: that's THERAPIST!
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:21 am
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and..... im out.
langston
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:34 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
a very nice couple gave me a ride home from about Corporate Starbucks back to WSEA. I made it home by 11pm, very drunk and happy. Good times, made better for being on bike. Now give me coffee.
adpowers
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:27 pm
Joined: 04 Apr 2006Posts: 164Location: U-District
I got home at 2:45. It was quite the hike from Capitol Hill. The university bridge was being tested and cars weren't allowed across. I scurried across between tests. There were a bunch of buses stuck on either side.
The weather was perfect for Santarchy. And remember kids, Derrick isn't your Flickr fodder.
derrickito
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:47 pm
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holy crap i am hung over, but holy crap that was awesome. took a snowboard down denny from broadway all the way over the freeway overpass after pouring most of a 40 out on some drunk dude hitting folk with a broom
langston
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:40 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
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