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joby

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:32 am

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

from slashdot
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090109/od_nm/us_flirting_odd_1

lantius

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:33 am

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it's like point83... dot com.

joeball

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:37 am

Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

has point83 learned anything positive about flirting?

Maybe the admins could enlighten us with top 10 and worst 10 "private" messages showing flirting do's and dont's.

lantius

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:38 am

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

the top ten are all "how you doin'"

Rogelio

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:39 am

Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

Top ten unique entries.

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Matthew

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:47 am

rookie Joined: 20 Aug 2007 Posts: 1173 Location: Sur le nord-ouest des Ã‰tats-Unis, pret de la frontier QuÃ©bÃ©cois

I already tried "how you doin'" and got rejected. Nice try, experts.

tehschkott

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:47 am

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Hey ladies let's party.

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Rogelio

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:55 am

Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

Matthew wrote:

I already tried "how you doin'" and got rejected. Nice try, experts.

"Hola mami. ¿Como estas? Me gusta tu bici."

You can also try: "Tengo una bolsa llena de fiesta, quisa usted podria ayudar me con ella."

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tehschkott

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:59 am

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Dude as long as you say it in Spanish you can ask for the fucking cat food and get a hit.

Cheater.

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henry

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:09 am

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joeball wrote:

has point83 learned anything positive about flirting?

Maybe the admins could enlighten us with top 10 and worst 10 "private" messages showing flirting do's and dont's.

Don't tempt me.

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Matthew

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:13 am

rookie Joined: 20 Aug 2007 Posts: 1173 Location: Sur le nord-ouest des Ã‰tats-Unis, pret de la frontier QuÃ©bÃ©cois

Rogelio wrote:

"Hola mami. ¿Como estas? Me gusta tu bici."

"Hi Mom. How are you? I like your bike." Do you think I have an Oedipus complex or something?

Quote:

You can also try: "Tengo una bolsa llena de fiesta, quisa usted podria ayudar me con ella."

"I have a bag full of celebration, I wanted you could help me with it." WTF?

tehschkott

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:23 am

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

"Hi Mom" is NOT an acceptable pick up line. Matthew.

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joby

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:40 am

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

pickup lines I have seen work:

"HEY! Turn around! Ride bikes with me!"
"Those guys sure were jerks to drop you. Can I ride you home?"
"I'm a Dead Baby"
"Can I push you up this hill?"
"Your bike is hot"
"United States Marine Corps"

lines that do not work:

"I'd love to help you install Debian"
"Ever done any fillet-brazing?"
"Hi! I'm ***! I'm a swinger!"

Rogelio

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:46 am

Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 3092 Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.

tehschkott wrote:

Dude as long as you say it in Spanish you can ask for the fucking cat food and get a hit.

Cheater.

Whatever; that girl at King's Hardware knew what I was talking about.

And how am I cheating? Technically: English, totally my second language. I'm working with a handicap here, give a man a break.

And Mami doesn't equate to Mom.

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tehschkott

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:05 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

joby wrote:

Funniest fucking post in 2 weeks

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AndrewW

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:24 pm

Tobias Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 251 Location: Greenlake

joby wrote:

pickup lines I have seen work:

"Your bike is hot"

I actually used that yesterday (sort of.) "I totally have that bike! Isn't it awesome!?"

Things went downhill when she wiped out on those tracks under the overpass where 45th meets Shilshole.

Other high point... The bike in question was an '09 Kona Jake the Snake, one of the more popular cyclocross bikes. Incidentally all stock and with the sizing sticker still on it.

Me: "Those are awesome race bikes."
Us: "bla bla bla"
Her: "What's cyclocross?"

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key lime

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:45 pm

it never happened Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 1142 Location: Wallenfjord

There's only one line I use, or need

"Wanna smell my wallet?"

We are sweaty men, and I have a leather wallet. It bears a lot of my scent.

When one sez yes, I'm building her a home with my own two hands and putting her in it.

Cassnasty

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:32 pm

Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 653 Location: goddamn boats

"Do you like whiskey?"

"I want to put my tongue in your mouth"

and

"want to come back to my boat for scotch and cupcakes?"

Are my tried and true favorites.

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joeball

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:50 pm

Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

Cassnasty wrote:

"Do you like whiskey?"

"I want to put my tongue in your mouth"

and

"want to come back to my boat for scotch and cupcakes?"

Are my tried and true favorites.

Cass, your success may be due to the fact that you have boobs. This qualification has not translated into success for other MALE point83 members.

joby

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:51 pm

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

joeball wrote:

Cassnasty wrote:

"Do you like whiskey?"

"I want to put my tongue in your mouth"

and

"want to come back to my boat for scotch and cupcakes?"

Are my tried and true favorites.

Cass, your success may be due to the fact that you have boobs. This qualification has not translated into success for other MALE point83 members.

Actually, I suspect "want to come back to my boat for scotch and cupcakes?" would work pretty well for boys too.

Cassnasty

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:02 pm

Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Posts: 653 Location: goddamn boats

Its not my fault 3/4 of the girls in this club are gay, bi or curious!

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langston

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:24 pm

Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

Cassnasty wrote:

Its not my fault 3/4 of the girls in this club are gay, bi or curious!

all girls, with enough chemicals, fall under gay/bi/curious. Most guys too.

Matthew

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:43 pm

langston wrote:

all girls, with enough chemicals, fall under gay/bi/curious. Most guys too.

Speak for yourself.

key lime

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:46 pm

it never happened Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 1142 Location: Wallenfjord

Matthew wrote:

langston wrote:

all girls, with enough chemicals, fall under gay/bi/curious. Most guys too.

Speak for yourself.

Allergic to alcohol, or allergic to your repressed homosexual tendencies?
Let's get little Mattie drunk and find out.

Matthew

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:55 pm

key lime wrote:

Matthew wrote:

langston wrote:

all girls, with enough chemicals, fall under gay/bi/curious. Most guys too.

Speak for yourself.

Allergic to alcohol, or allergic to your repressed homosexual tendencies?
Let's get little Mattie drunk and find out.

I can't get drunk, remember? That's a safety feature warning you to stop. So the experiment won't reach a conclusion... unless you change the hypothesis to gay/bi/curious/dead.

langston

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:33 pm

Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

Matthew wrote:

I can't get drunk, remember? That's a safety feature warning you to stop. So the experiment won't reach a conclusion... unless you change the hypothesis to gay/bi/curious/dead.

a little AMT and we'll see how the pants fall.

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