Warwick's bar is in the back of a French restaurant called Brasserie Margaux. The place is dim, noble, with comfortable chairs and a marble-topped bar. The Warwick's specialty is wine, and the place is usually busy during weekday happy hours, attracting mostly professional women, who visit after work. The bar has other significant nights and hours (such as when the flight attendants from US Airways visit), but in terms of erotic possibilities, none comes close to the Brasserie Margaux's weekday happy hour. Why? Because in the erotic imagination of working-class, heterosexual males, an educated, single/married, hard-working, successful woman means only one thing: She needs a good fuck. She will not find it among the sterile men with whom she competes in the offices high above the streets, so she must descend to dim places like this posh bar, to find the common man--the man who can produce an erection with the energy of a cobra. Indeed, on a late afternoon like this, with twilight seeping through the restaurant's south windows, and the Platters singing, "It's twilight time" on the bar's soft stereo, the sight of all these needy women in power suits is something more than marvelous.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:52 pm
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joby wrote:
I think it's time to class up the prefunk a bit.
I would like a Fighting Cock neat with a sand/fire back.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:56 pm
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warwick, im in for prefunk. ill be bringing my own rainiers. im not too worried about going back a second time.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:00 pm
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THREE.
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lantius wrote:
THREE.
Bad ass
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Warwick's bar is in the back of a French restaurant called Brasserie Margaux. The place is dim, noble, with comfortable chairs and a marble-topped bar. The Warwick's specialty is wine, and the place is usually busy during weekday happy hours, attracting mostly professional women, who visit after work. The bar has other significant nights and hours (such as when the flight attendants from US Airways visit), but in terms of erotic possibilities, none comes close to the Brasserie Margaux's weekday happy hour. Why? Because in the erotic imagination of working-class, heterosexual males, an educated, single/married, hard-working, successful woman means only one thing: She needs a good fuck. She will not find it among the sterile men with whom she competes in the offices high above the streets, so she must descend to dim places like this posh bar, to find the common man--the man who can produce an erection with the energy of a cobra. Indeed, on a late afternoon like this, with twilight seeping through the restaurant's south windows, and the Platters singing, "It's twilight time" on the bar's soft stereo, the sight of all these needy women in power suits is something more than marvelous.
Where the fuck is Jeff?
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:56 pm
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TWO.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:59 pm
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TWO MELONS.
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TWO (FAILed engines)
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MikeOD wrote:
TWO (FAILed engines)
NICE
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:16 pm
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MikeOD wrote:
TWO (FAILed engines)
another pair:
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:36 pm
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When I was a middie, Bush Sr. came to deliver the monthly distinguished guest lecture and told a story about his 80th birthday party and how he went skydiving. When asked what Mrs. Bush thought about that, he said she quipped "I haven't seen that great a fall since your campaign polls in 1992!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:59 pm
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Matthew wrote:
joby wrote:
another pair:
When I was a middie, Bush Sr. came to deliver the monthly distinguished guest lecture and told a story about his 80th birthday party and how he went skydiving. When asked what Mrs. Bush thought about that, he said she quipped "I haven't seen that great a fall since your campaign polls in 1992!"
You coming to the warwick? We're going to get you some practice talking to girls! I'm heading there now.
key lime
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:04 pm
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You coming to the warwick? We're going to get you some practice talking to girls! I'm heading there now.
Save it for (SHAMELESS PLUG!) Laura's birthday party next Friday.
I'm stuck at work babysitting tonight and Monday-Thursday next week ("I'll take 'tech ops' for the block!").
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:52 am
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That was fun.
Stick rode his bike through the store to the beer, and then to the register.
laura
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:30 am
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zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom went the ride home from the Lincoln Park fire. (!!!)
Great night and perfect weather.
Andre, welcome home.
lantius
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:50 am
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nice time trial guys, looks like .83 will be ready for the next cascade training series ride.
i haven't been able to feel my toes since lincoln park. i can see that they are still there but they are just little icecubes on the ends of my feet.
tehschkott
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:53 am
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Great night gang. Much fun.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:55 am
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since living at the buckaroo ive only had to walk up the fremont hill to my apartment twice. once, when i shit my pants. and twice, tonight. 17,000 gear inches after 30 miles makes my legs go oooouuuuuuch. im a fattie weenie pants. came back home SUPER slow. nice long ride though
Rogelio
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:58 am
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I've been in bed all day and there's an itch under my bandage.
Also: I peed in my mostly empty vodka bottle because it was way closer than the bathroom; it's not like I was going to drink that vodka any time soon.
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