Now... Prepare your self for....
Waffle Ride IV: The Waffocalypse Thursday, February 5. Westlake square. 7:15.
I will be providing:
waffle irons, electric infrastructure, and some ingredients.
I need others to bring:
Waffle toppings, more waffle batter, and beverages.
Zoobombers and dead babies will be joining us.
It's gunna be freezing. For fuck's sake, dress warm.
lantius
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:57 am
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also we need bacon and sausage.
vaticdart
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:58 am
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Hell yes.
I missed this last year. I don't intend on making that mistake again.
Does 4 month old ice cream count as a waffle topping?
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:52 pm
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ill supply TONS of paper plates, and forks.
Razi
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:52 pm
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I had a dream last night. In this dream I was visited by a strange apparition that bore remarkable resemblance to a W. Seattle bike shop owner. The ghost came up to me and said,
"HAY GUYS I HAVE LIKE 200 WAFFLE RECIPES! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO MAKE BUT WE SHOULD GET INGREDIENTS FROM A DWARF FARM COLLECTIVE MY FRIEND IS IN IN CANADA! THEY HAVE FREE HEALTH CARE THERE AND THEY RIDE BIKES!"
The dream ended there because the ground was shaking. But I woke up resolved to bring the equipment and provisions for Turkish coffee to this ride.
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we also need
Booze,
Booze,
Booze,
a helicopter
and some beer.
mcrawfor
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:17 pm
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joby wrote:
Zoobombers and dead babies will be joining us.
_________________ -miles
Rogelio
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:02 pm
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I will buy ingredients if someone will carry me in their panniers.
See also: booze.
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joby
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:37 pm
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Rogelio wrote:
I will buy ingredients if someone will carry me in their panniers.
See also: booze.
you should join team knee-surgery-lesbaru.
laura
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:11 pm
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drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
joeball
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:34 am
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laura wrote:
drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
You drool syrup? I can't stop....
henry
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:05 am
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joby wrote:
Rogelio wrote:
I will buy ingredients if someone will carry me in their panniers.
See also: booze.
you should join team knee-surgery-lesbaru.
I can probably swing a capitol hill pick up. I might need Aaron to come through and take out some of the bollards on the train if i'm going to drive all the way to the shelter though ...
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just won
$$$$
on the game.
Booze will flow.
jeff
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:07 am
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henry wrote:
I can probably swing a capitol hill pick up. I might need Aaron to come through and take out some of the bollards on the train (sic) if i'm going to drive all the way to the shelter though ...
I appreciate your correct use of elipses, but you obviously still need to run these through the copy desk prior to publishing them.
I hear their team kit is awesome. And the team issue bike is ridiculous. Should be a pretty sweet sponsorship deal.
One of the chiefs at work has one of those. He scoots around the office building and does wheelies and stoppies to show off. If I ever bust an ACL, I am so getting one and rolling up to Westlake Center with it.
Sadly, I will not be at wafflepocalypse because I'll be in DC for my exit interview! It's the moment I've been waiting for nine years. So someone take pics of laura drooling syrup, okay?
Rogelio
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henry wrote:
joby wrote:
Rogelio wrote:
I will buy ingredients if someone will carry me in their panniers.
See also: booze.
you should join team knee-surgery-lesbaru.
I can probably swing a capitol hill pick up. I might need Aaron to come through and take out some of the bollards on the train if i'm going to drive all the way to the shelter though ...
I can get over to your place of departure, especially since I have the day off.
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GingerMac
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:22 pm
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I am ready for waffles.
joeball
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:45 pm
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Hmm, this thread needs more planning or excitement or something. We are not even on 2 pages yet. Maybe I'll just rehash some asshatery from last year.
Oh and I'll bring candied pecans, wipped cream, paper towels and maybe hot drink fixins. Does any one like hot apple cider?
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:52 pm
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Who's bringing the keyboard waffle iron?
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:56 pm
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No bringing these waffles, k?
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:57 pm
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Oh no! What happened here?
joeball
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:57 pm
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laura wrote:
Who's bringing the keyboard waffle iron?
Lee, when do you get that fat paycheck from your new job?
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:58 pm
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Joby, you better be a member!
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:04 pm
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And this is the most important question:
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:04 pm
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I'll stop now.
tehschkott
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:05 pm
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Rogelio wrote:
I will buy ingredients if someone will carry me in their panniers.
See also: booze.
I gots you
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tehschkott
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:06 pm
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joeball wrote:
laura wrote:
drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
You drool syrup? I can't stop....
I hate you
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joby
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:15 pm
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joeball wrote:
Hmm, this thread needs more planning or excitement or something. We are not even on 2 pages yet. Maybe I'll just rehash some asshatery from last year.
Oh and I'll bring candied pecans, wipped cream, paper towels and maybe hot drink fixins. Does any one like hot apple cider?
There has been a certain amount of cross promotion. This wiill be a waffle ride among waffle rides.
What are each of you bringing?? Post!
We need more batter-suppliers! If somebody is equipped to transport wet, ready-to-use batter ,that would be Epic
zuvembi
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:21 pm
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joby wrote:
What are each of you bringing?? Post!
We need more batter-suppliers! If somebody is equipped to transport wet, ready-to-use batter ,that would be Epic
I should be able to do such a thing. The real question is whether to use the 3 gallon bucket, or the 5 gallon bucket.
Anybody have any good recipes? Preferably ones that involve malt, without a lot of tedious fiddling with egg whites [1]. I love me some malted waffles.
[1] Because I don't love you all that much.
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key lime
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:22 pm
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joby wrote:
What are each of you bringing?? Post!
Woodfords Reserve and syrup
or Woodfords laced syrup! Hopefully both.
And safety materials
and a new .83
GingerMac
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:24 pm
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joby wrote:
What are each of you bringing?? Post!
We need more batter-suppliers! If somebody is equipped to transport wet, ready-to-use batter ,that would be Epic
I'll bring a batch of Sweet Potato Waffle Batter.
key lime
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GingerMac wrote:
joby wrote:
What are each of you bringing?? Post!
We need more batter-suppliers! If somebody is equipped to transport wet, ready-to-use batter ,that would be Epic
I'll bring a batch of Sweet Potato Waffle Batter.
O
my
gawd
that
sounds
good
ps: that looks like a poo
joeball
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:40 pm
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Planning for waffle rides is HDR HARD.
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kalen
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:40 pm
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joby wrote:
What are each of you bringing?? Post!
We need more batter-suppliers! If somebody is equipped to transport wet, ready-to-use batter ,that would be Epic
I'll be bringing yeast-risen waffle batter, potentially sourdough. It'll be mostly ready when we arrive, needing only to mix a couple separated packages.
Also, a lamp so we can see what we're making.
joby
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:43 pm
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kalen wrote:
Also, a lamp so we can see what we're making.
Lights! YES!
langston
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:54 pm
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batter, booze, and .... missing a b there!
laura
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:55 pm
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bastards.
joeball
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langston wrote:
batter, booze, and .... missing a b there!
what do we ride every thursday?
tehschkott
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:58 pm
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your mom?
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