LOL! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! OH THANK YOU!!!!! Brought a smile to my day! *DEEP CONTENT SIGH!!!*
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jillita
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:14 am
Joined: 13 Oct 2005Posts: 744Location: the westside
Oh please. I'm eating lunch. I like my men in wool anyway.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:17 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
ack
Torch
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:46 am
TerranceJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1637Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
*barf*
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Aaron
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:24 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
OK, so who has ever ridden a bike naked?
I have! I wanted to say I did it so at 3 AM one night I got up and took a spin around the neighborhood in the buff. That pretty much cured me. The thrill is gone.
I prefer my men to look like Vin Diesel.... a bit muscular, toned, good smile, twinkle of eyes, buzzed hair is great!!! They can ride half-naked, shirtless, but keep the pants on because the package is mine to reveal! :)
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Aaron
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:20 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
trashtalker wrote:
I prefer my men to look like Vin Diesel.... a bit muscular, toned, good smile, twinkle of eyes, buzzed hair is great!!! They can ride half-naked, shirtless, but keep the pants on because the package is mine to reveal! :)
Yeah, that pretty much describes most of the studs on .83 rides. Especially Dean, Stuart and Henry.
derrickito
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:24 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
we all have serious penile dysfunction from years in the saddle.
Aaron
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:29 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
derrickito wrote:
we all have serious penile dysfunction from years in the saddle.
I know, why do they get so swollen and huge? It never used to look that way! I can almost pedal with the damn thing!
derrickito
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:55 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
yeah, why do we have seats anyways? we should just have buckets on there
jillita
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:18 pm
Joined: 13 Oct 2005Posts: 744Location: the westside
Ok, NOW this thread has turned interesting........please continue. :)
Kori
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:28 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 373Location: Bremerton
i posted that to the old seattle bikes lj community trying to get .83 boys to submit photos. still no action.
represent?!
k
Aaron
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:46 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
Not me.....
Aaron
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:47 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 4645
OK, so maybe next summer we should have a .83 Naked Bike Race?
jillita
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:50 pm
Joined: 13 Oct 2005Posts: 744Location: the westside
Aaron wrote:
Not me.....
I don't know what's worse: his white ass, the hairy pits, the 80s era helmet, or how nasty that white saddle is going to look when he gets off the bike.
trashtalker
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:41 am
Joined: 06 Oct 2005Posts: 78Location: Redmond
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! EWWW!!!! *thinking Vin Diesel again, thinking Vin Diesel again* WOOOOO LORDY!!! If Vin Diesel was on that seat..... Ok... ok.. I'm putting my lip back into place. Sorry.
Aaron, crax me up! :) Maybe we can get a picture of you next summer pedaling with that thing. Better start doing some lifting now so it's in shape!
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terrydean
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:18 am
rocker boiJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1535Location: santa fe, i think
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
megafauna
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:20 am
Joined: 06 Oct 2005Posts: 250Location: first hill
trashtalker wrote:
Aaron, crax me up! :) Maybe we can get a picture of you next summer pedaling with that thing. Better start doing some lifting now so it's in shape!
Do your own lifting and we'll get a picture of you two on a tandem.
erin
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:40 am
Joined: 26 Jul 2005Posts: 277Location: Seattle
kingpenguin wrote:
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Me too, I'm going to officially stop reading this thread!
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derrickito
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:46 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
ive never been concerned or worried about the size of my manhood, but there are some scientific facts that i cannot ignore.
one of those facts is that when i ride my bike, it gets chilly, and stuff shrinks severly. even when im wearing layers, if it's really cold out i will get home and have to "dethaw" if you know what i mean. multiply the "cold pool effect" by a factor of many
like i said, im perfectly happy with my personal endowment, but the chill factor and riding naked isnt how i want to leave a personal impression and first impression to new inductees of the "hey i just saw derricks cock" club.
erin
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:54 am
Joined: 26 Jul 2005Posts: 277Location: Seattle
derrickito wrote:
ive never been concerned or worried about the size of my manhood, but there are some scientific facts that i cannot ignore.
one of those facts is that when i ride my bike, it gets chilly, and stuff shrinks severly. even when im wearing layers, if it's really cold out i will get home and have to "dethaw" if you know what i mean. multiply the "cold pool effect" by a factor of many
like i said, im perfectly happy with my personal endowment, but the chill factor and riding naked isnt how i want to leave a personal impression and first impression to new inductees of the "hey i just saw derricks cock" club.
Ok I totally lied. I'm still reading.
The thing about that site is it didn't start as a naked site! It started by soliciting pictures of dudes riding in their underwear! Most of the the photos on there are of guys in boxers. I think a few contributors just took it upon themselves to get naked. I thought the site was cuter before the full-on nakedness, but that's just my opinion.
Besides, there aren't any cock shots.
Everyone should contribute a photo of themselves in their underwear doing some kind of insane trackstand. And Denny should submit a video file of himself doing those insane backwards circles. Girls everywhere will DIE when they see that shit. I know I did!
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lantius
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:55 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
you... you died?
erin
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:58 am
Joined: 26 Jul 2005Posts: 277Location: Seattle
lantius wrote:
you... you died?
i was trying really hard to hide it, but yes, i died.
girls have nine lives though, so it's cool. i'm still around.
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terrydean
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:01 am
rocker boiJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1535Location: santa fe, i think
lantius wrote:
you... you died?
Off topic, but I just have to say that it's retarded you get to have L337 under your avitar and I have Rocker boi. WTF. Some one fix it.
derrickito
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:06 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
if anyone wants something custom written under their picture, let me know what it is and ill have my secret evil elves fix it up.
futurenorth
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:06 am
Bed BleederJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 839Location: Ballard
I have to agree. You're hardly a boi.
Dean's all man.
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henry
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:09 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
derrickito wrote:
if anyone wants something custom written under their picture, let me know what it is and ill have my secret evil elves fix it up.
can you change Pat McCrotch's to say "Donkey Lips" plzkthx?
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
and hey, since im poking around on the backend, how about all you mother bitches with enormous width icons shrink those bitches down eh?
we dont really have any rule on it or anything, and i fucking hate rules. but maybe under 120 wide or so? since im hypocriting my own "i hate rules" rule, you all get one gut punch at me next time you see me.
Pat McCrotch
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:40 am
poops in the darkJoined: 29 Aug 2005Posts: 163Location: East Compton (U Dist)
I'm thinkin Sir Poops In The Dark A Lot. That would be some choice goodness. Better yet He Who Poops On Face-Necks in The Dark A Lot. Even better yet, He Who Poops in the Dark A lot on Face necks and donkey lips.
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henry
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:44 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
your avatar give me a raging boner.... but so does mine.
rocker boiJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1535Location: santa fe, i think
henry wrote:
your avatar give me a raging boner.... but so does mine.
I almost photoshopped your's like 4 times, but decided not to each time. It's just asking for it!
lantius
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:00 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
derrickito wrote:
and hey, since im poking around on the backend, how about all you mother bitches with enormous width icons shrink those bitches down eh?
we dont really have any rule on it or anything, and i fucking hate rules. but maybe under 120 wide or so? since im hypocriting my own "i hate rules" rule, you all get one gut punch at me next time you see me.
no but seriously, the forum works alot better if it's not half-width because it's been taken over by avatars. derrick, can't you set the bb to have a max width and automagically scale (browser-side) the avatars?
then again, i like rules. i'm an elitist asshole like that.
henry
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:09 am
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
That's as narrow as i'll go you facist avatar hating hummer lovers.
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