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"I hope you die" is not a death threat.
Justin, you are going to die.
Above: not a death threat.
There would be a possible serious injury threat spouted from between my twitching lips if I caught you trying to steal my Cervelo, but that is to be expected in such situations.
Cervelos: serious business.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:39 pm
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Please don't remind me of my mortality. I was doing perfectly well deluding myself.
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According to my internet sources;
"The employees are snobby douchebags."
Here's how it really went down;
Burton; "Yes, hello sir, I am here to pick up my Cervelo, I have a coupon."
Hip and cool dude #1; "Phhff as IF poser, yeah well whatever I'm like, helpin' my bro tune his sweet fixie I dunno where your bike is k bra?"
Burton; "Hmm well this concerns me you see, I've invested quite a bit of money on this particular bicycle, and thus and anxious to get it back. How long until you can assist me by looking?"
Hip and cool dude #1; "oh my god dude, can you like, chill I mean, what are you like, Armstrong or sumthin? Why don't you go like, check out the squid gear you squid wanna be phff!! /high-five"
Hip and cool dude #2; "Yeah man, Im sure its like, not stolen or anything"
Burton; "Oh my, if someone tried to steal my bike I'd probably kill 'em! Am i rite?"
Hip and cool crowd; 'WHAAA KILL?!? LIKE, DUDE YOU NEED TO CHILL K?"
[A even more hip and cool dude enters]
Even more hip and cool dude; "hey man, I like, work here, can I help you"
Burton; "Yes these shit talking punks are fucking annoying WHERE MY BIKE AT Y'ALL?! *sniff* you guys are dicks! I'm leaving!"
[Group high-five]
Hip and Cool group; "Who want's Americanos!?!"
mork the delayer
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:55 pm
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MyNameIsJeff wrote:
snobby douchebag employees
stick figure animations or it didn't happen
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surlykat
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:42 am
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bikesnob, of course, has something to say on the subject again today:
like a marriage except a marriage isn't irrevocably broken when you get drunk and lay it down less than gently.
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chunts
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:08 pm
Joined: 18 May 2007Posts: 85Location: Cappy
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
According to my internet sources;
"The employees are snobby douchebags."
yeah, if I paid 4 grand for a bike I would kind of expect someone to be kissing my ass more than a little. (but if i had 4 grand to blow on a bike i'd probably be a dick too)
chunts
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:09 pm
Joined: 18 May 2007Posts: 85Location: Cappy
langston wrote:
like a marriage except a marriage isn't irrevocably broken when you get drunk and lay it down less than gently.
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