BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
lantius
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:24 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
so, friends, where is the place with the booze and the food?
i would like to prefunctualize even though i can't be on the ride due to doing something extremely nerdy, even by my standards.
langston
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:26 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
MyNameIsJeff wrote:
nice tatas. Source?
_________________ riders wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in case of success.
henry
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:40 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
i've seen the whole video that clip is from, i'll find the source at home as it's probably not the right thing to google from work.
_________________ The guy banging on the door yelled, "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms!" I just assumed it was more supplies
langston
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:42 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
henry wrote:
as it's probably not the right thing to google from work.
my experience would lead me to agree with you.
_________________ riders wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in case of success.
henry
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:44 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
Shay Laren!
My memory is a fucking trap when it comes to porn.
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
I'm going to the Whiskey Bar, as I'm pretty sure that's where Happy Stick is going, and let's not forget cheap PBR.
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:22 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
_________________ GREAT UNITER / ORACLE / ELDER
MOOAAR DONGS
GingerMac
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:06 pm
Joined: 05 Dec 2008Posts: 167Location: Ravenna
teckschott wrote:
chick with a dick
that image is going to be stuck in my head for a while. I'll be sitting in a meeting at work tomorrow, and that's going to pop into my head, and I'm going to get a perverted little smirk on my face that will make everyone else in the room uncomfortable.
What will I do then, Scott????
_________________ The guy banging on the door yelled, "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms!" I just assumed it was more supplies
quuxman
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:00 am
Joined: 26 Jul 2005Posts: 82
That was the most disappointing .83 ride, ever.
btm
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:21 am
Joined: 02 Jul 2008Posts: 493Location: Rural Maine
quuxman wrote:
That was the most disappointing .83 ride, ever.
I was in the middle of a airport way bar roll with roommates and saw the parade of bikes ride by the window in Calamity Janes. Yay!
There was plenty of booze at 9lb anyways (Happy Birthday Meg!).
I woke up in the middle of the night and tried to put some pants on to go to the bathroom. Halfway into the process I realized I was trying to use a hoodie as pants, but didn't fucking care. Must have been a sight.
Kevin thanks for employing some of your unemployed time to scouting new places. We toured around the accessible parts of Harbor Island. Meg related it was her birthday, bridge operators thwarted our attempts to take a scenic route to the 9# so diagonal through railyards we went.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:52 am
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
Good lord I need to eat before I come out on rides. I don't know what the hell happened but I was fucking drunk. I took a corner too hard and ate shit. My knees hurt really bad.
Meg-ha!
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:00 am
Joined: 19 May 2008Posts: 240Location: Seattle
Wow..
Thank you all for a night at the NIne Pound..
..and to all of you who danced for me..bought me boozy booze and made me puke....thank you.
I couldnt have asked for a better way to go down you'all....
Funny enough...the first time in MY LIFE that I puked from booze, was on a .83 ride ...last night.....
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
Monie wrote:
I dont know what the hell you guys did before I showed up but I got there before 10 and people were already going home from being drunk.
My mistake was forgetting to eat first. And then drinking liquor, and then several beers, and then holding a safety meeting, followed by more beer. I came to the conclusion that homeways was rightways (via somewhere with burritios, of course).
Joined: 26 Jul 2005Posts: 211Location: undeterminded circle of hell
lost my hat, my elysian hoodie & tore my rotator cuff. and destroyed the ti rails on my saddle.
all for a bottle of percocet.
Hayduke
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:22 pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2006Posts: 677Location: Seattle, WA
greggsomafixed wrote:
lost my hat, my elysian hoodie & tore my rotator cuff. and destroyed the ti rails on my saddle.
all for a bottle of percocet.
Damn Gregg, you haven't crashed in awhile. Sorry to hear about the saddle, everything else is just stuff, right? BTW, there are easier ways to get percocet.
derrickito
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:28 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
greg, holler if you need anything.
everyone else. it's fucking beautiful out. im drinking in fremont working on my laptop until critical mass. i havent been to mass in a long while and looking forward to it.
Rogelio
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:02 am
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
Actual safety. nowhere near third:
Nothing quite like testing the weight tolerances of your bicycle very early in the ride at the parking lot of a liquor store.
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